🏴☠️Val Sam🎃
@queermagneto.bsky.social
Queer nerd from the swamps of FL. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
They/Them. 33. 18+ only.
Izzy Canyon 🌹 Pro Ship
OFMD, BTVS, MCR, horror, & comics.
I'm not dead; I only dress that way.
They/Them. 33. 18+ only.
Izzy Canyon 🌹 Pro Ship
OFMD, BTVS, MCR, horror, & comics.
I'm not dead; I only dress that way.
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Conito bonito of the day... day 374
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Conito bonito of the day... day 374
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Look, it's Cooper O'Neill! 😍❤️ (and some guy (kidding, gnnh this pic is perfection :))) #ConONeill #CooperONeill
(Photo by Jason Dimmock 2023)
(Photo by Jason Dimmock 2023)
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Look, it's Cooper O'Neill! 😍❤️ (and some guy (kidding, gnnh this pic is perfection :))) #ConONeill #CooperONeill
(Photo by Jason Dimmock 2023)
(Photo by Jason Dimmock 2023)
More pics from the pirate museum in Savannah.
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
More pics from the pirate museum in Savannah.
Every day feels unreal. I have to go to work and pay my bills and eat my lunch and the world is falling apart. I need someone to tell me it's okay to look forward to things, or read, or laugh, because it really doesn't feel that way and I feel so guilty.
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Every day feels unreal. I have to go to work and pay my bills and eat my lunch and the world is falling apart. I need someone to tell me it's okay to look forward to things, or read, or laugh, because it really doesn't feel that way and I feel so guilty.
Traveled to Savannah to see family. Had the immense pleasure of checking out the newly opened Savannah Pirate Museum. Very fun little place to spend a few hours. They mention OFMD a few times and then we found this blurb.
January 25, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Traveled to Savannah to see family. Had the immense pleasure of checking out the newly opened Savannah Pirate Museum. Very fun little place to spend a few hours. They mention OFMD a few times and then we found this blurb.
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I just love how Vico interprets Buttons' outfit and mimes the line.
(I love their interpretation of all of the characters, let's be honest.)
(I love their interpretation of all of the characters, let's be honest.)
January 21, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I just love how Vico interprets Buttons' outfit and mimes the line.
(I love their interpretation of all of the characters, let's be honest.)
(I love their interpretation of all of the characters, let's be honest.)
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damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors
Collecting comics with Spot on them. I'm up to 4.
a man is holding a cat in his lap while sitting at a desk .
ALT: a man is holding a cat in his lap while sitting at a desk .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Collecting comics with Spot on them. I'm up to 4.
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“KenOOOOOOOOOOBI!”
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
“KenOOOOOOOOOOBI!”
Deeply struggling to function. I have to go to work to pay my bills. I have to do dishes and laundry. I'm re-watching ST TNG to try and feel anything.
And all the while the world is falling apart.
And all the while the world is falling apart.
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Deeply struggling to function. I have to go to work to pay my bills. I have to do dishes and laundry. I'm re-watching ST TNG to try and feel anything.
And all the while the world is falling apart.
And all the while the world is falling apart.
Nothing makes me feel worse than shopping for jeans.
January 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Nothing makes me feel worse than shopping for jeans.
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All 👏Deck 👏On 👏Hands
January 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
All 👏Deck 👏On 👏Hands
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Zayre: "Izzy and Wee John were supposed to hook up - that's why there's a little scene of it in six. They were meant to have a little romantic arc... Izzy was meant to learn to love himself"
"That scene when he comes in the cabin, he was meant to be coming from Wee John"
#BOF2
"That scene when he comes in the cabin, he was meant to be coming from Wee John"
#BOF2
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Zayre: "Izzy and Wee John were supposed to hook up - that's why there's a little scene of it in six. They were meant to have a little romantic arc... Izzy was meant to learn to love himself"
"That scene when he comes in the cabin, he was meant to be coming from Wee John"
#BOF2
"That scene when he comes in the cabin, he was meant to be coming from Wee John"
#BOF2
I knew Izzy got laid.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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January 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I knew Izzy got laid.
Trying to not fall deeper into the pit of despair, but holy shit is it hard.
January 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Trying to not fall deeper into the pit of despair, but holy shit is it hard.
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
I'm so tired or customers fucking yelling at me because I don't want to purchase their funko pops. I hate buying collections anymore. I'm having a panic attack in the back over how this woman just spoke to me.
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I'm so tired or customers fucking yelling at me because I don't want to purchase their funko pops. I hate buying collections anymore. I'm having a panic attack in the back over how this woman just spoke to me.
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November 8, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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My head hurts so fucking bad. This should be illegal.
January 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
My head hurts so fucking bad. This should be illegal.
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The horrors endure but so do I but I wish I didn't have to endure quite so many horrors like c'mon already
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The horrors endure but so do I but I wish I didn't have to endure quite so many horrors like c'mon already
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Hey yall don’t apologize or be sorry for posting something nice or having fun today. I strongly believe humans aren’t equipped to handle this amount of info all day every day. Please live. Have joy. Being informed doesn’t have to be public and you don’t have to drown.
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Hey yall don’t apologize or be sorry for posting something nice or having fun today. I strongly believe humans aren’t equipped to handle this amount of info all day every day. Please live. Have joy. Being informed doesn’t have to be public and you don’t have to drown.