A Punk Goes Broadway album but the only bands allowed to participate are Marianas Trench, Set It Off, Panic At The Disco, Twenty One Pilots, Ludo, and Bowling For Soup.

My reading goals 🤝 Focus Friend 🤝 mins left in chapter on Kindle #FocusFriend #BookSky

I would like to volunteer for the “doesn’t know who he is” position

You herd it here first! The Fall Fantasy: Of Barns and Briars update is available now!
🐄 The Ranching skill has arrived
🏠 Home Lines debut with Tamala's signature charm and modular home design magic!
🧑‍🌾 ...and much more!

#Palia #PlayPalia

Anthony Rizzo will retire as a Chicago Cub and join the organization as a team ambassador, the team announced Wednesday.

Video games should not respect time. They should exist entirely perpendicular to the fourth dimension. Video games should be frozen crystals of potential events the player experiences all in one instant. Video games should be written in Haskell so that playing them does not have any side effects

Murderbot would love that you have ample time to consume your media! Enjoy the time off!

I’d like to wish @hankgreen.bsky.social a happy “nice”

While Elon Musk prepares to sue Apple because he says it’s impossible to get Grok to #1 on the App Store, here’s a picture of me with @bobabria.bsky.social, the sole developer of the app that hit #1 on the App Store yesterday.

Never miss another promo code again!

A dedicated promo codes page has been added to Leek Duck, where you can find every active code in one convenient spot. Share it with friends so no one misses out on rewards! 😎

Check it out: leekduck.com/promo-codes/

Ride together, survive together.

Grounded 2 is now available globally in Xbox Game Preview and Steam Early Access. bit.ly/46zscTu

Today we’re debuting something special – the Palia Path Roadmap!
☀️ Patch 0.192 – Radiance Rising Update – coming June 12!

🐔Check out features coming on the horizon, such as Animal Husbandry!

🏘️ Take a sneak peek at some longer-lead “Looking Ahead” content, like Shared Housing!
youtu.be/_dpOpfyaCXw

Oh, you wanna be impressed? I consistently back into my alley garage spot on trash day on my first try 🪡

Trainers can now participate in Max Battles remotely using a Remote Raid Pass and the normal amount of Max Particles.

Trainers who participate in person will earn 12 Premier Balls and more XP than before.

The Max Particle hold limit has been increased from 1,000 to 1,500.

It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.

* very unconstitutional

flash drives are so big for so cheap nowadays that it actually fucks me up. i don't want to put a single text file on a 128gb stick. it's too big. the file is going to get all rattled around and dinged up if i leave it in there by itself

If I could say one sentence to cats and make them understand it, it would probably be "If you are going to puke, please do it on a hard surface."

Mario Sunshine is mechanically inventive, has a world that feels like a cohesive space rather than a collection of themed levels with bespoke platforming gimmicks, and has more narrative chops than any mainline Mario game. Mario gets fucking arrested in it and goes to jail. It fuckin rules! Come ON!

fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

Caps lock is a useless key and gets way more keyboard space than it deserves

It never occurred to me that some libraries don’t do late fees! What a wonderful community ❤️

Javascript never should have been allowed to escape the confines of the browser. Loosing it upon servers was a mistake and the first domino in the decline and eventual extinction of humanity.

Me on my way to the library to return my items but check nothing out: “I’m just here so I don’t get fined” #Booksky

Why do programmers prefer Dark mode?

Because the light attracts bugs