Ben Orchard
raehik.bsky.social
Ben Orchard
@raehik.bsky.social
夢を抱きしめろ Embrace your dreams.|日JA (N1)・英EN・λHaskell|ダンレボDDR・音ゲーrhythm games|he/him|trans rights
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ウマガミ
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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ウマガミその2
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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ウマガミその3
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Watching this 2000s British sitcom My Hero about an alien superhero try to be a human and it's literally just the struggles of an autistic man and his loving wife
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
she/her? i hardly know/her!
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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BREAKING:

Cost of Living could plummet as both Labour MPs and right wing commentators join forces to give Green Party free rent in their heads.

Obsessed.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
sorry labour but you can't come at polanski with the hypnotherapy bit because he's already done better jokes poking at himself than you can come up with and every time you try he turns the conversation back towards policy (which you do not care about, and he does)
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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🎉 Unison 1.0 has landed!

After years of engineering, design, and community collaboration, we’re excited to announce this milestone!

Spread the word!
Announcing Unison 1.0
After years of engineering, design, and community collaboration, we're excited to release Unison 1.0. This version delivers a refined programming workflow and a mature toolchain. Join us as we celebrate this milestone and look ahead to the future of Unison.
www.unison-lang.org
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.

One wonders what *would*.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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rice shower #umamusume #art
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.

Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Type level PRNGs, get your type level PRNGs hackage-content.haskell.org/package/type...
Data.TypeLevel.PRNG.LCG
hackage-content.haskell.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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oekakiskey.com/notes/affti1... リンちゃんの乳首くぱぁ絵リメイク描けた。くぱぁしてるほうはリンク先からおなしゃっすンゴ🦍
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Arc Raiders: double defibbed a swedish(?) rando with mic who calmly went melee mode against a fking Bastion?? like no shit you died. but I got him his mats and he exfild without issue :)
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
if I had a nickel for every time I helped a Japanese indie dev with English localization for their work that I played and enjoyed, I'd have 2 nickels. which isn't much and isn't really a massive surprise either but it's very very cool
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Another 2 Arc Raiders games where 1) I get almost spawnkilled, followed by 2) I defib a poor sod who didn't know how Sentinels worked, then find him again and he points me to a Leaper he saw, helps me take it down, then gives me the core I needed. Champ
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I think 2am PC Arc Raiders is probably closer to the console experience: regularly shot on-sight, and caught out by cruel traps (corner camping, general camping, camping by large ARC). 3 games took a lot of my good gear. aww
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Arc Raiders: I can't believe this game man. I saw a downed Raider on a roof. Shouted to fall down so I could defib, praying it wouldn't kill them (idk if it damages). They survive, immediate defib. They thank me and say they were like 1sec away from death. Elevator 20m away. Proud medic
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Arc Raiders: Took out a Matriarch with like 5 randoms, defibbed 2, went to scrap... killed by a random Anvil. Almost no chance they even loot me and get out in time. -60k :'(
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
People say that being genuine is good, but on the contrary, the quality and quantity of bits that I do approximates personhood. skill issue
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Last tweet about company party: So many ppl are married with kids wtf. But there was also another Dota sicko who plays more than me. Society needs us all. Except billionaires
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Yeah Ryza is gay. Yeah it was confirmed in some ASMR tracks they uploaded on DLsite. Yeah it's official. Yeah it's crazy, dude.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Got to talk with my CTO about a ton of interesting Haskell I've written and discuss lots of interesting things today. Super pumped. Taking a step back, it feels rather surreal
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Google [pointing a gun at your gmail account]: now listen to me very carefully, if you want to keep using this you’re going to keep Gemini on. You love Gemini, everyone loves it, everyone needs it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Did the annual company party. my C-suite are freaky man (compliment)
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM