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Christian Petersen
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i love goblins i used to work in video games but, well, you know i'm @raevpet on all the platforms he/they
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Hey danske følgere, mine venner og jeg har lavet en dum podcast som du kan finde ved at søge efter Dansk Podcast i din podcast app eller læse om på dansk.website eller lytte til på
open.spotify.com/show/25Ooy75...
S1A1: Lad Os Lave en Podcast
open.spotify.com
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ok what's next? let's just say after 10+ years in journalism this is the most excited and responsible i feel to contribute to something because i believe in it so much. beating out everyone else's coverage of ICE/tech/your privacy in this dystopia, @404media.co, its an honor to join your badass team
New: Videos show ICE/CBP agents are scanning peoples' faces on the street to verify citizenship. ICE has tool to instantly look up unprecedented number of databases with just a photo

“I’m an American citizen so leave me alone”

“Alright, we just got to verify that”

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
ICE and CBP Agents Are Scanning Peoples’ Faces on the Street To Verify Citizenship
Videos on social media show officers from ICE and CBP using facial recognition technology on people in the field. One expert described the practice as “pure dystopian creep.”
www.404media.co
For posterity, since they now appear to have been deleted.
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B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before
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now that's a dang tooltip
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
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"Person who, upon finding out a guest is allergic to sesame dressing, sprints to the FamilyMart to buy a replacement, and then pauses to catch their breath at the traffic light on the way back"

x.com/dailyportalz...
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happy poisonman day [comic from 2018]
They are synonymous in terms of their meaning. They both literally mean "in place of" and they both imply that a choice has been made that is different from the expected choice.
The only difference is the tone, "instead of" feels more casual than "in lieu of".
like, apart from real pretty and kinda creepy looking
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It’s a beautiful country and I refuse to surrender it to these traitors
At a Lebanese halal place in West Springfield, Massachusetts waiting for shawarma shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of white people with horrible western Mass accents and Iraqis. I love America
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

OFFER LETTER WITH THE VAMPIRE

ONBOARDING WITH THE VAMPIRE

PROBATION REVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

EMPLOYEE EVALUATION WITH THE VAMPIRE

CONCERNED CHECK-IN WITH THE VAMPIRE

SERIOUS TALK WITH THE VAMPIRE

FINAL WARNING WITH THE VAMPIRE

EXIT INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
Belgium you have got to fucking work with me here a little bit, I am losing my damn mind
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

OFFER LETTER WITH THE VAMPIRE

ONBOARDING WITH THE VAMPIRE

PROBATION REVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

EMPLOYEE EVALUATION WITH THE VAMPIRE

CONCERNED CHECK-IN WITH THE VAMPIRE

SERIOUS TALK WITH THE VAMPIRE

FINAL WARNING WITH THE VAMPIRE

EXIT INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
I set out to do gobs in a tiny sketchbook with handmade paper that's uneven and bleeds easy so as to force myself to do imperfect stuff and keep the scope of doing dailies in a deeply chaotic and tumultuous period of my life somewhat manageable. I think I did that okay.
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Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
Listen, technically a non-paint store is not the same as a no-paint store and can sell paint so long as they also sell non-paint. This is just a non-paint store that happens to also sell paint, nothing to see here.
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Noe nifsere enn en transkvinne på offentlig dametoalett finnes ikke, ifølge de skribenter Danby Choi har slik forkjærlighet for i Subjekt.

Så dette blir mitt Allehelgensaften-bidrag.

Halloween for dere USA-groupies.
#fredagsselfie #selfiefredag

Red October, on the last 2025 October day.

Location: one of the numerous Værstetorvet toilets.

And: I have an opinion piece in Morgenbladet, today! Short, but still.

Central Intelligence Agency... Now, there's a contradiction in terms.
- Capt. Bart Mancuso
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Happy Halloween!
All aboard the Spooky Express! 🚂
All the passengers are just dying to ride...

spooky.express
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