Dr. SmolAnalyst is hoping the next town won't have an Omelas pit
@smolanalyst.bsky.social
DC wargamer abroad with two borked cats, an oversized dog, and an unhealthy interest in moral injury, chaplaincy and WMDs. The least prepared chaplaincy student and most relaxed part-time faculty member. Her dresses have pockets.
Gonna helicopter parent like a CV-22.
Helicopter parenting is for losers. How about you try fighter jet parenting and raise some real warriors
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gonna helicopter parent like a CV-22.
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h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
Driving around with fog lights in broad daylight in the Belgian countryside and why did nobody warn me this country is fucking Silent Hill
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Driving around with fog lights in broad daylight in the Belgian countryside and why did nobody warn me this country is fucking Silent Hill
I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Charlie Brown.
Frankly, Charlie Brown, I don't give a damn.
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Charlie Brown.
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A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
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we fight for freedom ✊
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
we fight for freedom ✊
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Glory to the moms who do this.
My mom said from Raleigh that people there were squaded up against ICE & ICE is leaving Raleigh & Durham tomorrow. She said there were trainings at churches for ICE watch & all kinds of things. She said "these are our people & ICE is not welcome." Alright mommy!
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Glory to the moms who do this.
A movie that takes place where you're from
You still couldn't swim in the river or the old beach when I was a kid. Probably still can't.
You still couldn't swim in the river or the old beach when I was a kid. Probably still can't.
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
You still couldn't swim in the river or the old beach when I was a kid. Probably still can't.
You still couldn't swim in the river or the old beach when I was a kid. Probably still can't.
I hate non dairy creamer. There was one regular meeting on my floor that would get half and half. I asked how to join, and am told to talk to a senior researcher about the wargame. I ask him if it's true the only winning move is not to play. He tells me, "no, that's not true, but winning sucks."
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I hate non dairy creamer. There was one regular meeting on my floor that would get half and half. I asked how to join, and am told to talk to a senior researcher about the wargame. I ask him if it's true the only winning move is not to play. He tells me, "no, that's not true, but winning sucks."
Sometimes at the office, I tell my European colleagues about the cost of American daycare, kinda like a scary story.
They didn't believe me until Big German Boss told them "ja, You only hear about the high salaries but the cost of living is absurd"
They didn't believe me until Big German Boss told them "ja, You only hear about the high salaries but the cost of living is absurd"
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Sometimes at the office, I tell my European colleagues about the cost of American daycare, kinda like a scary story.
They didn't believe me until Big German Boss told them "ja, You only hear about the high salaries but the cost of living is absurd"
They didn't believe me until Big German Boss told them "ja, You only hear about the high salaries but the cost of living is absurd"
I'm sharing an office with four Mediterranean middle aged men. They keep swearing in their own languages and then apologizing to me for the ungentlemanly behavior. I have informed them that English also has creative language. They don't believe me. What's your favorite string of English expletives?
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I'm sharing an office with four Mediterranean middle aged men. They keep swearing in their own languages and then apologizing to me for the ungentlemanly behavior. I have informed them that English also has creative language. They don't believe me. What's your favorite string of English expletives?
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People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
October 2, 2024 at 1:49 AM
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
Apparently I have spent the last 20+ years thinking Carson McCullers and Cormac McCarthy were the same person, and they're not. So The Road guy isn't the same person who wrote The Heart is a Lonely Hunter?
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Apparently I have spent the last 20+ years thinking Carson McCullers and Cormac McCarthy were the same person, and they're not. So The Road guy isn't the same person who wrote The Heart is a Lonely Hunter?
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men will watch every single ken burn’s documentary instead of going to therapy
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
men will watch every single ken burn’s documentary instead of going to therapy
The kid has been sobbing while shoving tiny fistfuls of dinosaur cereal into her mouth and it feels like a metaphor for something
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The kid has been sobbing while shoving tiny fistfuls of dinosaur cereal into her mouth and it feels like a metaphor for something
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80% of western social democrats
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
80% of western social democrats
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
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this is a bop
I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
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November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
this is a bop
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
My asthma getting so bad in Belgium that I get to go back on a daily inhaler for the first time in almost a decade really feels like my ancestors telling me they left Europe for a reason.
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
My asthma getting so bad in Belgium that I get to go back on a daily inhaler for the first time in almost a decade really feels like my ancestors telling me they left Europe for a reason.
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nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
December 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
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anglophones trying to pronounce "hygge"
Hurggah!
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
anglophones trying to pronounce "hygge"
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The fact that IUD insertions are done without sedation or painkillers is proof society wants women to suffer.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The fact that IUD insertions are done without sedation or painkillers is proof society wants women to suffer.