Elliot
@raffsputin.bsky.social
He/him - My life is a musical.
Longtime MTG Judge
Top 8 RC Dallas 2023
Actor
Cat dad to the Cuddle Brothers 🐈🐈
elliotaraff at gmail dot com for inquiries!
Longtime MTG Judge
Top 8 RC Dallas 2023
Actor
Cat dad to the Cuddle Brothers 🐈🐈
elliotaraff at gmail dot com for inquiries!
Who
THE FUCK
put JOSH ALLEN and JUSTIN HERBERT
as their FIRST PLACE VOTES
THE FUCK
put JOSH ALLEN and JUSTIN HERBERT
as their FIRST PLACE VOTES
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Who
THE FUCK
put JOSH ALLEN and JUSTIN HERBERT
as their FIRST PLACE VOTES
THE FUCK
put JOSH ALLEN and JUSTIN HERBERT
as their FIRST PLACE VOTES
Man do I want to see voting breakdown for OPOY
JSN over Puka - both deserving but that had to be razor thin
JSN over Puka - both deserving but that had to be razor thin
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Man do I want to see voting breakdown for OPOY
JSN over Puka - both deserving but that had to be razor thin
JSN over Puka - both deserving but that had to be razor thin
I am so incredibly glad this moment was captured on camera
What is the most "BBD Card" that
@coreybmtg.bsky.social drew?! @raffsputin.bsky.social with the called shot!
Watch the full episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0...
@coreybmtg.bsky.social drew?! @raffsputin.bsky.social with the called shot!
Watch the full episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0...
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I am so incredibly glad this moment was captured on camera
Reposted by Elliot
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Reposted by Elliot
Mamdani is proving what we all suspected. The Democrats didn’t want him to win because they knew he’d succeed and show how it’s not just possible to fix things- it’s actually pretty fucking easy.
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Mamdani is proving what we all suspected. The Democrats didn’t want him to win because they knew he’d succeed and show how it’s not just possible to fix things- it’s actually pretty fucking easy.
I won this week’s game!
We have a league rule to encourage diversity - monocolor unc legends have partner and monocolor rare legends have partner w The Prismatic Piper.
I played Lord Jyscal Guado w/ a green Piper! Evendo plus a token maker proved great, and Duty Beyond Death
saved my bacon!
We have a league rule to encourage diversity - monocolor unc legends have partner and monocolor rare legends have partner w The Prismatic Piper.
I played Lord Jyscal Guado w/ a green Piper! Evendo plus a token maker proved great, and Duty Beyond Death
saved my bacon!
Got nuked from orbit this week by a Tifa with protection spell - minimum scoring week for me.
A fantastic start to this league for me with two high scoring weeks.
We open packs to add to our pool every week, one curated and four regular boosters. I opened Avatar and Aang, at the Crossroads delivered me a victory this week!
We open packs to add to our pool every week, one curated and four regular boosters. I opened Avatar and Aang, at the Crossroads delivered me a victory this week!
February 3, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I won this week’s game!
We have a league rule to encourage diversity - monocolor unc legends have partner and monocolor rare legends have partner w The Prismatic Piper.
I played Lord Jyscal Guado w/ a green Piper! Evendo plus a token maker proved great, and Duty Beyond Death
saved my bacon!
We have a league rule to encourage diversity - monocolor unc legends have partner and monocolor rare legends have partner w The Prismatic Piper.
I played Lord Jyscal Guado w/ a green Piper! Evendo plus a token maker proved great, and Duty Beyond Death
saved my bacon!
Who doesn’t love a Mulldrifter?
Everyone at the table was jealous of @raffsputin.bsky.social drawing so many cards so BBD made sure to join in on the fun!
www.youtube.com/shorts/kawJU...
www.youtube.com/shorts/kawJU...
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Who doesn’t love a Mulldrifter?
god fucking damn it throw out the whole year
The legendary Catherine O’Hara has died.
She was 71.
Per TMZ.
She was 71.
Per TMZ.
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
god fucking damn it throw out the whole year
Rest in peace, Kai.
Fuck cancer.
Fuck cancer.
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Rest in peace, Kai.
Fuck cancer.
Fuck cancer.
I had so much fun joining Corey, Brad, and BBD to play with the new Lorwyn Eclipsed precons! These decks are super powerful and this game was just awesome.
Tons of laughs and just a great time, give it a watch!
Tons of laughs and just a great time, give it a watch!
🔥🔥🔥Episode 8 is live and its our very first crack at the Lorwyn Eclipsed Precons! These decks were incredibly fun to play and it was nice to have a skilled judge like @raffsputin.bsky.social in the house to correct our many mistakes! 🔥🔥🔥
Check it out: youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0...
Check it out: youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0...
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I had so much fun joining Corey, Brad, and BBD to play with the new Lorwyn Eclipsed precons! These decks are super powerful and this game was just awesome.
Tons of laughs and just a great time, give it a watch!
Tons of laughs and just a great time, give it a watch!
I cannot wait for the Browns to announce Coach Prime as their new HC because he was the only one who wanted to coach Shedeur
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I cannot wait for the Browns to announce Coach Prime as their new HC because he was the only one who wanted to coach Shedeur
Woohoo, I can talk about this now!
Had a blast playing Lorwyn precons on the Washed Pro Commander Show! Episode out now for Patrons, everywhere Thursday!
Had a blast playing Lorwyn precons on the Washed Pro Commander Show! Episode out now for Patrons, everywhere Thursday!
EP 8 with @raffsputin.bsky.social is live for our Patreons and will be live to the world on Thursday! This was our first chance to play Precons on the show and they did not disappoint. 🤯🤯🤯
Patreon Link: www.patreon.com/posts/149268...
Patreon Link: www.patreon.com/posts/149268...
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Woohoo, I can talk about this now!
Had a blast playing Lorwyn precons on the Washed Pro Commander Show! Episode out now for Patrons, everywhere Thursday!
Had a blast playing Lorwyn precons on the Washed Pro Commander Show! Episode out now for Patrons, everywhere Thursday!
Ah yes
Let’s fire the HC, promote the GM, blame coaching for everything… and then promote your offensive coordinator
Sorry Josh Allen, your window has closed
Let’s fire the HC, promote the GM, blame coaching for everything… and then promote your offensive coordinator
Sorry Josh Allen, your window has closed
Bills are a clownshoes organization and we should get Josh Allen to somewhere where he can win a ring
Literally can't imagine getting rid of McDermott and promoting Beane
Do we think there's any chance they made this move if their division had remained uncompetitive?
Literally can't imagine getting rid of McDermott and promoting Beane
Do we think there's any chance they made this move if their division had remained uncompetitive?
Bills owner Terry Pegula said his decision to bring in a new coach was "based on the results of our game in Denver."
January 27, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Ah yes
Let’s fire the HC, promote the GM, blame coaching for everything… and then promote your offensive coordinator
Sorry Josh Allen, your window has closed
Let’s fire the HC, promote the GM, blame coaching for everything… and then promote your offensive coordinator
Sorry Josh Allen, your window has closed
Got nuked from orbit this week by a Tifa with protection spell - minimum scoring week for me.
A fantastic start to this league for me with two high scoring weeks.
We open packs to add to our pool every week, one curated and four regular boosters. I opened Avatar and Aang, at the Crossroads delivered me a victory this week!
We open packs to add to our pool every week, one curated and four regular boosters. I opened Avatar and Aang, at the Crossroads delivered me a victory this week!
Tonight kicked off my favorite way to play Magic every year - Limited Commander League!
I was victorious in my first game, opting to use 5 color the very first week with Infinite Guideline Station. Got paid off for my choice when I was able to interact with 2 Stompy decks in my pod (Tifa, Ghalta).
I was victorious in my first game, opting to use 5 color the very first week with Infinite Guideline Station. Got paid off for my choice when I was able to interact with 2 Stompy decks in my pod (Tifa, Ghalta).
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Got nuked from orbit this week by a Tifa with protection spell - minimum scoring week for me.
I plan on voting for whoever opposes Tim Kaine in his primary.
Between this and being a key figure in ending the shutdown, he does not represent my interests.
Between this and being a key figure in ending the shutdown, he does not represent my interests.
Seven Democratic Senators voted to confirm Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary:
Sen. John Fetterman (PA.)
Sen. Maggie Hassan (NH)
Sen. Tim Kaine (VA)
Sen. Andy Kim (NJ)
Sen. Gary Peters (MI)
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (NH)
Sen. Elissa Slotkin (MI)
All should face primaries.
Sen. John Fetterman (PA.)
Sen. Maggie Hassan (NH)
Sen. Tim Kaine (VA)
Sen. Andy Kim (NJ)
Sen. Gary Peters (MI)
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (NH)
Sen. Elissa Slotkin (MI)
All should face primaries.
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I plan on voting for whoever opposes Tim Kaine in his primary.
Between this and being a key figure in ending the shutdown, he does not represent my interests.
Between this and being a key figure in ending the shutdown, he does not represent my interests.
The Patriots, led by a second-year QB and a great defense, are in the Super Bowl facing a 1-seed juggernaut from the NFC West.
The Patriots are widely expected to lose.
This sounds familiar.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ehX...
The Patriots are widely expected to lose.
This sounds familiar.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ehX...
Super Bowl XXXVI: Rams vs. Patriots highlights
YouTube video by NFL
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The Patriots, led by a second-year QB and a great defense, are in the Super Bowl facing a 1-seed juggernaut from the NFC West.
The Patriots are widely expected to lose.
This sounds familiar.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ehX...
The Patriots are widely expected to lose.
This sounds familiar.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ehX...
Reposted by Elliot
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
In case anyone has forgotten, Sam Darnold’s “I’m seeing ghosts out there” comment… was against the Patriots
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
In case anyone has forgotten, Sam Darnold’s “I’m seeing ghosts out there” comment… was against the Patriots
DRAKE
DRAKE MAYE
MAYE
CALLS
GAME
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
DRAKE MAYE
MAYE
CALLS
GAME
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
January 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
DRAKE
DRAKE MAYE
MAYE
CALLS
GAME
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
DRAKE MAYE
MAYE
CALLS
GAME
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
One hour.
a patriots flag is waving in the wind with the words go pats below it
ALT: a patriots flag is waving in the wind with the words go pats below it
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
One hour.
Hey everyone - the world is in a lot of pain right now. I’m about to be snowed in for the next few days, and for my mental health, you may see me sports posting through it.
Fuck ICE, call your officials and tell them that they will be primaried if they approve any more funding.
Fuck ICE, call your officials and tell them that they will be primaried if they approve any more funding.
January 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Hey everyone - the world is in a lot of pain right now. I’m about to be snowed in for the next few days, and for my mental health, you may see me sports posting through it.
Fuck ICE, call your officials and tell them that they will be primaried if they approve any more funding.
Fuck ICE, call your officials and tell them that they will be primaried if they approve any more funding.
Credit where credit is due
It was extremely courteous of Wizards to put a Pro Tour on the week in between the Conference Championship games and the Super Bowl
It was extremely courteous of Wizards to put a Pro Tour on the week in between the Conference Championship games and the Super Bowl
January 24, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Credit where credit is due
It was extremely courteous of Wizards to put a Pro Tour on the week in between the Conference Championship games and the Super Bowl
It was extremely courteous of Wizards to put a Pro Tour on the week in between the Conference Championship games and the Super Bowl