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Ramblez

@ramblejack.bsky.social

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Nihilistically depressed artist, writer, dream eater, professional drama queen, and Connoisseur of Grim, Gothic, Surreal and Fantastic aesthetics. I also have a Newgrounds but I don't post there anymore. https://sarah-the-dreameater.newgrounds.com/art

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Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · Aug 11

some necromancers turned me to a pile of dust, but a worm came and turned me back into a bag of meat, gave me a taco and told me to "follow the shrimp." So I did and now I'm lost in the Swiss Alps, smokin' roaches off the floor with an Irish twink and a bunch of 6 tiddy cat-lizards

#draculaflow

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 10h

bsky.app/profile/ramb...

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 10h

I just started thinking of physics involved with the total mass of how large a pumpkin could get, and now it's escalated to the point where I'm imagining someone grows a pumpkin so large, it collapses into a singularity and creates a black hole

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Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 12h

I'm not apologizing...

Taking a moment to compose himself, Freeman had a moment to look around. He spotted a clothesline hanging above the alleyway and came up with an almost foolproof plan. A few moments later, his disguise was complete. Stepping out of the alleyway, he almost resembled a dolled up like a southern belle. He came out with a wide brimmed hat and a big blue dress, with long sleeves. It wasn’t a perfect disguise by any means, as Mr.Freeman’s beard was a very prominent feature on his face. It was not exactly convincing, but at the very least, the aliens wouldn’t be able to tell, and with any luck, his make-shift paper fan would be sufficient to hide his beard for the time being

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 12h

you got it, boss

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 19h

Barney-ass lookin mfer

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 20h

The Amityville toaster! Makes breakfast spooky!

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 1d

its either that or Trump got bored of her and quietly deported her ass. I honestly wouldn't put it past him at this point

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RandyButternips @randybnipsvrc.bsky.social · 1d

I like Voices of the Void
#votv #voicesofthevoid #vrchat

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Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 1d

I finally kicked my ass into gear and started the new fanfic, and I gotta say this is probably my best writing so far when it comes to setting a tone and scenes. I'm gonna stock pile a few chapters before I start posting

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Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 1d

as someone who lost part of their soul twice, it's not uncommon. people aren't born with souls, they grow them over time from experiences, memories, feelings, and choices. When people are empty, its not they don't have a soul, its that they could never grow one or it was robbed from them somehow

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 1d

Toilet Gator

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Amunedal 💀 💜 @lordamunedal.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a huge fan of this new 'wife alert' some of the features in this little device are pretty revolutionary.

Which is your favorite? I certainly know what mine is.

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Clown Prince of Comics @cheesymanfredo.bsky.social · 1d

He fell down…

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blimp (Katie), hobby tourist @blimpeh.bsky.social · 2d

she's fucking shredding!!!!!!

#blimpart #furry #votv

an argemia plush from voices of the void doing a kickflip, now in color!

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Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 1d

This is like comparing Don't Starve Together to Warcraft 3 because they were both programmed using .LUA

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 2d

mornin sunshine :o3

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Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 2d

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Crazy Loop - Mm-ma-ma (Original)

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Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 2d

Goddamn I had to actually think about this one

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 2d

pronounced Ma-he-ca, right?

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Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 2d

are they still on strike?

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Loopsdaloop @loop2d.bsky.social · 2d

Above the clouds

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Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 3d

complains about statutes being removed and sites historical significant, but doesn't bat and eye to the literal destruction of the white house. this is unreal

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 3d

how the hell is he even allowed to do this? pretty sure this counts as destruction of a historical site

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Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 3d

Fun fact, kidney stones are my thing to curse people with.

"When you do evil for profit, you will suffer a kidney stone!"

Ramblez @ramblejack.bsky.social · 3d

my mom bought 40 bags of coleslaw mix greens on sale. they were not going to keep, so day I had the munchies and said "fuck it" grabbed a bag of the mix and started eating it like a bag of chips.

by itself without the dressing, its actually pretty pleasant. the cabbage has a nice spicy bite to it