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Raptorized Ira
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49 years old, 6-5 wingspan, you do the math.

Inside me there are two dogs, one big and one small. I call that shit Biggie Smalls.
Pinned
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, screenplay by Quentin Tarantino

Professor Henry Jones: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".

[ Indy steps on "J", almost dies ]

Indiana Jones: Idiot! The Romans spoke Latin, they don't know what the fuck a "J" is.
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BRANDON. INGRAM.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Needless to say, if your grand bargain is "oil companies get their big pollution pipeline but in exchange they also get a ton of federal subsidies for their unproven offset technology" that's not actually a grand bargain, it's just a shitload of oil subsidies lol
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you live in Toronto and read comics, Thunderstruck is a great spot.

It is a tiny store that is difficult to walk through because it has so many books in it. Great selection of art books and a great place to buy non-superhero comics.
My LCS, Thunderstruck Bookstore in Toronto, recommended this in their newsletter & I haven't shut up about it since (sorry, not sorry)

Support an independent, woman owned & operated, 🌈 friendly, bookstore & pick up S.I.R. during Thunderstruck Bookstore's Black Friday Sale - which starts today!
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Two minutes of Kevon Looney absolutely cooking one on one after practice to remind you that NBA players are better basketball players than anyone you've ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Can't comment on anything before the 80s so:

LeBron, MJ, Magic, Steph, and let's say Shaq.
Basketball fans; Give me your top 5 Basketball players of all time.
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
UBI now.
BBC censors a lecture removing author’s remarks on Trump that refer to him a the most openly corrupt American president.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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usual stuff from Nikola Jokic
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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OH MY AGBAJI 😱

(via: NBA)
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Much like how it was with Fred in the early days, I just didn't see it with Shead.

Just like with Fred, I was wrong. Happily wrong.
I'll tell you who rules. Folks, it's Jamal Shead.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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A pal just showed me that there is a surprising amount of Legion of superheroes merch based on our run. Cool! I was reminded that I will forever be the owner of the greatest piece of Legion merch. Ryan Sook sent me his completely filled up legion of superheroes notebook. It , and he, are incredible
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Forget it, Charlie Brown. You are out of your element.
And now, Charlie Brown, I give the watch to you.
Ah, you think darkness is your ally, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Can’t stop watching this guy get Silent Movie Slapsticked to death and then still making a play
keep pushin'
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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what
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Was feeling optimistic about RJ's prognosis until I saw this post. #IYKYK
Raptors say RJ Barrett, right knee sprain, will not return.
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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RJ Barrett is out for the game with a right knee sprain.
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Gradey Duck/Ja'Kobi Walter chemistry is reaching levels not seen from Raptors role players since the halcyon days of Amir Johnson/Ed Davis.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I say that's a foul.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That, as they say, is an oof.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This movie was set in NYC but filmed in Toronto in such a way that it was obviously Toronto.

Dude killed the horse right in front of a Pizza Pizza that I walked by every work day, right across from where Sam the Record Man used to be.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM