RayJack
@rayjack.bsky.social
I’ve seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. But I’ve never been to me.
I only wish I could approach the world with the appreciation of Agent Cooper drinking a cup of coffee.
August 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I only wish I could approach the world with the appreciation of Agent Cooper drinking a cup of coffee.
“Abbey Road” is the album I’d take with me to a desert island.
But when I got there, I’d be like wait, I don’t have a record player or even electricity! Oh god, what was I thinking? I didn’t know a satellite phone was an option. All I have is this stupid record.
But when I got there, I’d be like wait, I don’t have a record player or even electricity! Oh god, what was I thinking? I didn’t know a satellite phone was an option. All I have is this stupid record.
June 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“Abbey Road” is the album I’d take with me to a desert island.
But when I got there, I’d be like wait, I don’t have a record player or even electricity! Oh god, what was I thinking? I didn’t know a satellite phone was an option. All I have is this stupid record.
But when I got there, I’d be like wait, I don’t have a record player or even electricity! Oh god, what was I thinking? I didn’t know a satellite phone was an option. All I have is this stupid record.
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
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This is absolutely terrible news.
With the shifting regulatory climate (i.e., antivax ratfuckery), Moderna has withdrawn their application for their eagerly anticipated COVID-flu combo vaccine. This vaccine offered better protection than getting each shot separately.
h/t @merz.bsky.social
With the shifting regulatory climate (i.e., antivax ratfuckery), Moderna has withdrawn their application for their eagerly anticipated COVID-flu combo vaccine. This vaccine offered better protection than getting each shot separately.
h/t @merz.bsky.social
Moderna withdraws application for COVID-flu combination vaccine
Moderna said on Wednesday it has withdrawn an application seeking approval for its flu and COVID combination vaccine candidate after discussions with the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
www.reuters.com
May 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
This is absolutely terrible news.
With the shifting regulatory climate (i.e., antivax ratfuckery), Moderna has withdrawn their application for their eagerly anticipated COVID-flu combo vaccine. This vaccine offered better protection than getting each shot separately.
h/t @merz.bsky.social
With the shifting regulatory climate (i.e., antivax ratfuckery), Moderna has withdrawn their application for their eagerly anticipated COVID-flu combo vaccine. This vaccine offered better protection than getting each shot separately.
h/t @merz.bsky.social
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
You can have either, if you’ve got the time.
May 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You can have either, if you’ve got the time.
@jillsobule.bsky.social was such a clear and clever voice, singing in my ear since I first heard her 20 years ago. She sang like there was an in-joke, and you were on the inside. Hard to believe she’s gone.
May 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@jillsobule.bsky.social was such a clear and clever voice, singing in my ear since I first heard her 20 years ago. She sang like there was an in-joke, and you were on the inside. Hard to believe she’s gone.
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I’m starting to think maybe Pete Hegseth wasn’t hired on merit.
April 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m starting to think maybe Pete Hegseth wasn’t hired on merit.
Are there normally this many plane crashes and I just never noticed?
February 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Are there normally this many plane crashes and I just never noticed?
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Plastic Man fooling absolutely nobody
December 26, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Plastic Man fooling absolutely nobody
Let’s face it, George Bailey probably deserved to lose the Savings & Loan. Keeping Uncle Billy as an employee was unforgivable.
December 25, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Let’s face it, George Bailey probably deserved to lose the Savings & Loan. Keeping Uncle Billy as an employee was unforgivable.
Why do modern medicines all sound like they were named by remixing samples from Double Dutch Bus?
December 24, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Why do modern medicines all sound like they were named by remixing samples from Double Dutch Bus?
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Welcome to Wereworld, where being bitten by anything turns you into a were version of that thing
December 24, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Welcome to Wereworld, where being bitten by anything turns you into a were version of that thing
I think we can all agree that a super powered dog is cute in a movie, but in real life would bring armageddon.
December 20, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I think we can all agree that a super powered dog is cute in a movie, but in real life would bring armageddon.
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Don't want to overweight their influence, but in this particular case I do think one or two SNL sketches with Elon having Trump on a leash or as a trained monkey or puppet or something could piss Trump off enough to give Elon the boot.
December 19, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Don't want to overweight their influence, but in this particular case I do think one or two SNL sketches with Elon having Trump on a leash or as a trained monkey or puppet or something could piss Trump off enough to give Elon the boot.
My favorite genre of music is Jim Croce style. Only songs about the preciousness of life/love and also how some guy is a badass
December 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
My favorite genre of music is Jim Croce style. Only songs about the preciousness of life/love and also how some guy is a badass
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Yes, YES! Let’s have two kitchen measurements, and they’ll both start with “T” and end in “spoon,” yes, and their abbreviations will be distinguishable only through close attention, yesss, and one will be 1/3 the other, a nice awkward relationship, oh good yessss, ship it
December 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Yes, YES! Let’s have two kitchen measurements, and they’ll both start with “T” and end in “spoon,” yes, and their abbreviations will be distinguishable only through close attention, yesss, and one will be 1/3 the other, a nice awkward relationship, oh good yessss, ship it
If we all realized that hypocrisy in politics is a *tactic* and not an error, we could save a lot of time on social media. It’s not the gotcha people think it is.
December 15, 2024 at 8:35 PM
If we all realized that hypocrisy in politics is a *tactic* and not an error, we could save a lot of time on social media. It’s not the gotcha people think it is.
Now this will live in my mind forever when I hear that song. 🙏
December 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Now this will live in my mind forever when I hear that song. 🙏
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Scifi buddy cop movie where a cop get hits with a blast from a deaging weapon. They have 48 hours to find the gunman before the cop deages to a foetus and dies.
During the climax, the now 5-yearold cop turns to their partner and says, "I'm getting too young for this shit."
During the climax, the now 5-yearold cop turns to their partner and says, "I'm getting too young for this shit."
December 11, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Scifi buddy cop movie where a cop get hits with a blast from a deaging weapon. They have 48 hours to find the gunman before the cop deages to a foetus and dies.
During the climax, the now 5-yearold cop turns to their partner and says, "I'm getting too young for this shit."
During the climax, the now 5-yearold cop turns to their partner and says, "I'm getting too young for this shit."
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Tried the Surfer but reflecting the emptiness of space…
#marvelcomics #makecomics #illustration #comicbooks #fanart
#marvelcomics #makecomics #illustration #comicbooks #fanart
November 30, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Tried the Surfer but reflecting the emptiness of space…
#marvelcomics #makecomics #illustration #comicbooks #fanart
#marvelcomics #makecomics #illustration #comicbooks #fanart
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A list of ten things you never hear about these days…
10. A precedented situation
9. A mitigated disaster
8. A non-exponential rise
7. A non-brutal reality
6. A credible Hulk
5. A brunette bombshell
4. A fate better than death
3. A charm defensive
2. A guilty bystander
1. A single whammy
10. A precedented situation
9. A mitigated disaster
8. A non-exponential rise
7. A non-brutal reality
6. A credible Hulk
5. A brunette bombshell
4. A fate better than death
3. A charm defensive
2. A guilty bystander
1. A single whammy
December 1, 2024 at 11:10 AM
A list of ten things you never hear about these days…
10. A precedented situation
9. A mitigated disaster
8. A non-exponential rise
7. A non-brutal reality
6. A credible Hulk
5. A brunette bombshell
4. A fate better than death
3. A charm defensive
2. A guilty bystander
1. A single whammy
10. A precedented situation
9. A mitigated disaster
8. A non-exponential rise
7. A non-brutal reality
6. A credible Hulk
5. A brunette bombshell
4. A fate better than death
3. A charm defensive
2. A guilty bystander
1. A single whammy