Randi Dandi
@rayndeigh.bsky.social
Things I like: climbing, Scrabble, nba, cats, houseplants
Things I dislike: fascism, evil people, stupid people, people who combine all 3
Things I dislike: fascism, evil people, stupid people, people who combine all 3
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i'm shipping the Credit Card Fraud biathlete and the Cringe Cheater Crying On TV biathlete. they can fix each other
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
i'm shipping the Credit Card Fraud biathlete and the Cringe Cheater Crying On TV biathlete. they can fix each other
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I know my investigative work on this little indie blog isn’t going to win me a Pulitzer, but this is still important to publicize. My articles are free for everyone, no paywall. Thank you for your support, subscribing, and spreading the word #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
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November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I know my investigative work on this little indie blog isn’t going to win me a Pulitzer, but this is still important to publicize. My articles are free for everyone, no paywall. Thank you for your support, subscribing, and spreading the word #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
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"Many of you seem to be particularly hung up on the fact that I repeatedly talked to you about whether or not tailor Swift would be attending the big game this year."
When I Invited All of You Over to Watch the “The Big Game,” I Assumed You Knew I Was Talking about Human Chess
I don’t know why you’re all so upset. I’m sorry if there’s some “other event” that you were all more excited about that’s apparently also happening...
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February 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
"Many of you seem to be particularly hung up on the fact that I repeatedly talked to you about whether or not tailor Swift would be attending the big game this year."
Maria Taylor is so awesome
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Maria Taylor is so awesome
What happened to the kitty halftime show? This is kitten erasure! #puppybowl
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
What happened to the kitty halftime show? This is kitten erasure! #puppybowl
One of the most important sporting events of the year is today!
"We came here today to play the game, and we came here to win. I don’t give a damn if you’re only ten weeks old--when their linebacker hits you in the face like a bag of dicks, you need to get up, nip him in the belly, and run the ball down the field."
A Puppy Bowl Coach’s Pre-Game Locker Room Speech
Alright, you sad excuses for athletes, listen up. If you were expecting some uplifting, motivational bullshit, too fucking bad. Go cry to your godd...
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February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
One of the most important sporting events of the year is today!
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Please enjoy this hilariously bad video of Aliyah Boston guessing NFL teams.
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Please enjoy this hilariously bad video of Aliyah Boston guessing NFL teams.
BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers are trading guard Jared McCain to the Oklahoma City Thunder for a 2026 Rockets first-round pick and three second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Hang the banner!
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Hang the banner!
Really appreciate shams playing it close to the vest here by saying "a Milwaukee star". Who knows which Milwaukee star. Could be Giannis. Could be kuzma. Could be Thanasis. It's a mystery
Bulls and Pistons have desires met here in a young and veteran guards to Chicago and a sharpshooter goes to Detroit. Minnesota creates significant tax savings and roster space as they pursue a Milwaukee star this week.
February 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Really appreciate shams playing it close to the vest here by saying "a Milwaukee star". Who knows which Milwaukee star. Could be Giannis. Could be kuzma. Could be Thanasis. It's a mystery
Merry trade season to all who celebrate
February 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Merry trade season to all who celebrate
And what if the real James Harden trade request was the memes we posted along the way
What if the real James Harden championship was the trade requests along the way
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 AM
And what if the real James Harden trade request was the memes we posted along the way
What if the real James Harden championship was the trade requests along the way
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
What if the real James Harden championship was the trade requests along the way
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"My only problems now will be keeping my showing schedule straight and deciding who gets to see my secret rooms."
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Tinder Hasn’t Worked, So I’m Putting Myself on Zillow
After a decade on dating apps, I’ve decided to enter a different market. This is why I’m listing myself on Zillow until I find a good match—which, ...
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February 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
"My only problems now will be keeping my showing schedule straight and deciding who gets to see my secret rooms."
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interested to learn what “at my direction” means because it sounds like “without a warrant”
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
interested to learn what “at my direction” means because it sounds like “without a warrant”
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This is a rabid agency, disbanding it immediately is the only option
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
This is a rabid agency, disbanding it immediately is the only option
Does anyone know how to get this bird out of the light fixture in my bathroom?
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Does anyone know how to get this bird out of the light fixture in my bathroom?
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Can’t believe I‘m saying this, but Bill Clinton put out a pretty powerful statement about the killings in Minneapolis.
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Can’t believe I‘m saying this, but Bill Clinton put out a pretty powerful statement about the killings in Minneapolis.
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
He fucking said it during the campaign. He told people to show up and vote once and they wouldn't have to do it again.
He said it. No one listened
He said it. No one listened
If they’re openly killing people in January, it kind of feels like they wont care about results in November. It’s as bad as we thought
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 AM
He fucking said it during the campaign. He told people to show up and vote once and they wouldn't have to do it again.
He said it. No one listened
He said it. No one listened
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"You look around and think, 'Yep, this is it. Paramilitary deportations, apocalyptic foreign policy, and private corporations looting the federal government. This has to be the Fourth Reich.' Not so fast. It’s only the Fourth Reich if it comes from the Reich region of Germany."
It’s Only the Fourth Reich If It Comes from the Reich Region of Germany, Otherwise It’s Just Sparkling Fascism
Don’t be embarrassed, it’s a common mistake. You look around and think, Yep, this is it. Paramilitary deportations, apocalyptic foreign policy, and...
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January 25, 2026 at 3:20 AM
"You look around and think, 'Yep, this is it. Paramilitary deportations, apocalyptic foreign policy, and private corporations looting the federal government. This has to be the Fourth Reich.' Not so fast. It’s only the Fourth Reich if it comes from the Reich region of Germany."
The biggest miss. They don't want to come off as anti ICE because... Why?
And why, after 10 yrs of this crap, have they not learned anything? Stop trying to appease fake swing voters & the McCain gop'. They don't exist anymore (if they ever did). Take a strong stance. Like y'know, being anti nazi
And why, after 10 yrs of this crap, have they not learned anything? Stop trying to appease fake swing voters & the McCain gop'. They don't exist anymore (if they ever did). Take a strong stance. Like y'know, being anti nazi
Most of this year's ICE budget comes from last year's reconciliation bill. House Democratic leaders discouraged its members from offering amendments eliminating that funding. Didn't want the party to come across as anti-ICE.
www.stephensemler.com/p/ice-budget...
www.stephensemler.com/p/ice-budget...
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
The biggest miss. They don't want to come off as anti ICE because... Why?
And why, after 10 yrs of this crap, have they not learned anything? Stop trying to appease fake swing voters & the McCain gop'. They don't exist anymore (if they ever did). Take a strong stance. Like y'know, being anti nazi
And why, after 10 yrs of this crap, have they not learned anything? Stop trying to appease fake swing voters & the McCain gop'. They don't exist anymore (if they ever did). Take a strong stance. Like y'know, being anti nazi
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So not his first murder then
The officer who fatally shot a Minneapolis man during a protest is an 8-year Border Patrol veteran, federal officials say.
Police chief calls for calm after a man is shot and killed during Minneapolis immigration crackdown
Federal immigration officers have shot and killed a man in Minneapolis, drawing hundreds of protesters in a city already shaken by another fatal shooting weeks earlier.
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January 24, 2026 at 10:15 PM
So not his first murder then
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the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens