Pinned
i need to be put down
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i love the way you never think of me it feels so familiar and cozy
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 AM
i love the way you never think of me it feels so familiar and cozy
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
your boss isn’t supposed to know about your mental problems. that’s so embarrassing
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
your boss isn’t supposed to know about your mental problems. that’s so embarrassing
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Posting this here without context why not
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Posting this here without context why not
we all know one autistic white girl who don’t play about rap music
January 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
we all know one autistic white girl who don’t play about rap music
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While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me
March 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me
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You're almost dead and you want to talk? Get healed and leave me be.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
You're almost dead and you want to talk? Get healed and leave me be.
the cheese grater hats are my favorite new nfl trend. fuck the packers
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the cheese grater hats are my favorite new nfl trend. fuck the packers
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Beano #725, June 9, 1956
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Beano #725, June 9, 1956
i rest easy knowing that someday, either through a trade or retirement, jared goff will no longer play for the detroit lions
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
i rest easy knowing that someday, either through a trade or retirement, jared goff will no longer play for the detroit lions
another contender for most delicious beer
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
another contender for most delicious beer
you never see any pictures of michael parenti with epstein
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
you never see any pictures of michael parenti with epstein
i just found out who cameron winter is and he definitely is That Good but the whole “god is real” thing is ridiculous so i will not be listening to him
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
i just found out who cameron winter is and he definitely is That Good but the whole “god is real” thing is ridiculous so i will not be listening to him
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asking the village guard to hang mistletoe over my pillory and getting hit in the face with a truncheon
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
asking the village guard to hang mistletoe over my pillory and getting hit in the face with a truncheon
parts are constructive. pieces are deconstructive. if that makes sense
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
parts are constructive. pieces are deconstructive. if that makes sense
my video game hot take is i actually hate 60 fps. looks too smooth and it makes me feel sick. give me 30 any day
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
my video game hot take is i actually hate 60 fps. looks too smooth and it makes me feel sick. give me 30 any day
i can find enemies anywhere
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i can find enemies anywhere
getting rid of regular social media was the best thing for me because now i can just shout into the void on here instead of embarrassing myself on an account with my actual name and face
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
getting rid of regular social media was the best thing for me because now i can just shout into the void on here instead of embarrassing myself on an account with my actual name and face
BRING BACK 2D ANIMATION IN MOVIES
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
BRING BACK 2D ANIMATION IN MOVIES
i saw a guy wearing a hoodie with teeth on it and i wanted to ask him if it was a swans hoodie but i didn’t want to be weird
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
i saw a guy wearing a hoodie with teeth on it and i wanted to ask him if it was a swans hoodie but i didn’t want to be weird
i think my internal suffering is so funny because i view it as a microcosm of the great cosmic joke. the irony of both is that no one will be able to witness or comprehend the punchline
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i think my internal suffering is so funny because i view it as a microcosm of the great cosmic joke. the irony of both is that no one will be able to witness or comprehend the punchline
felt the spirit of the holidays tonight. i am no longer evil
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
felt the spirit of the holidays tonight. i am no longer evil
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski