Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans
@reereeison1.bsky.social
40 Something....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare
Right now its this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Right now its this:
Current wife for me
Its Definitely one of them days where wish i was waking up next to my future wife
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Current wife for me
Let me get off here cause all im doing is blocking people lmao
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Let me get off here cause all im doing is blocking people lmao
Oh nah lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh nah lol
Convo before we headed to a property today:
P to J: "you carrying?"
Me to P: "she got a blade on her"
P to me: "what you got?"
Me: "I too have a blade on me"
P: "well hell, all I got are my knuckles but thatll work"
P to J: "you carrying?"
Me to P: "she got a blade on her"
P to me: "what you got?"
Me: "I too have a blade on me"
P: "well hell, all I got are my knuckles but thatll work"
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Convo before we headed to a property today:
P to J: "you carrying?"
Me to P: "she got a blade on her"
P to me: "what you got?"
Me: "I too have a blade on me"
P: "well hell, all I got are my knuckles but thatll work"
P to J: "you carrying?"
Me to P: "she got a blade on her"
P to me: "what you got?"
Me: "I too have a blade on me"
P: "well hell, all I got are my knuckles but thatll work"
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Puh-kawn
Y'all say puh-KAHN or PEE-can?
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Puh-kawn
Lol yep
Have yall ever seen somebody you knew in real life, in a porno?
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Lol yep
This all exactly
This. The candid photo is why I'm communicating with, laughing with, having intimate conversation with
From my perspective: I prefer a candid pic, because that's much, much closer to the person who exists beside me. For ME. PERSONALLY. As an INDIVIDUAL.
I know some use the makeup, and the ways y'all dress, and the nails, etc. Most* of that stuff is for the ladies (your Self & your buddies).
I know some use the makeup, and the ways y'all dress, and the nails, etc. Most* of that stuff is for the ladies (your Self & your buddies).
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This all exactly
I would pay money to have my 34 yr old ones back cause baybeh
34yr old hormones are obscene.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I would pay money to have my 34 yr old ones back cause baybeh
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Your spirit is pulling you forward but your habits holding you back.
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Your spirit is pulling you forward but your habits holding you back.
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Might lose the love of your life to a 35 year sentence for selling a few bags of crack but other than that ... wasn't too bad.
I wished I was an adult in the 90s. Life was simpler back then and CHEAP. Yearning love was a big thing and it wasn’t any social media. Must have been nice.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Might lose the love of your life to a 35 year sentence for selling a few bags of crack but other than that ... wasn't too bad.
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^_^ 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I love y'all so much
I love y'all so much
I’ve been thinking of how to say Happy Birthday to my wife @reereeison1.bsky.social. She defies description; she’s the most optimistic, kind, gentle (but don’t play with her lol), and captivating person I have ever met. May your day be as peerless, beautiful and amazing as you are. I adore you.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
^_^ 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I love y'all so much
I love y'all so much
Think imma make some scalloped potatoes
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Think imma make some scalloped potatoes
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I needed a job. They gave me one.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I needed a job. They gave me one.
Finding love on the socials dont always work out but when it does >>>>>>
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Finding love on the socials dont always work out but when it does >>>>>>
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It starts to get very spooky when men seek you out solely for your “trophy value” to other men. A lot of men are fucking possessed with the spirit of “power couple”.
Want a brilliant babe they can show off and subsequently destroy.
Want a brilliant babe they can show off and subsequently destroy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It starts to get very spooky when men seek you out solely for your “trophy value” to other men. A lot of men are fucking possessed with the spirit of “power couple”.
Want a brilliant babe they can show off and subsequently destroy.
Want a brilliant babe they can show off and subsequently destroy.
I literally tell ppl my key to looking youthful is drinking my water and minding my business. Minding business that doesn't pay me is unnecessary stress I do not need.
Could be money...I think that helps but its mostly drinking water and minding your business
And by minding your business I mean REAL self care
And by minding your business I mean REAL self care
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I literally tell ppl my key to looking youthful is drinking my water and minding my business. Minding business that doesn't pay me is unnecessary stress I do not need.
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Im serious BW Gen Xers really are the prototype for aging well
Taraji
Nia
The Regina's
Halle
Tracee
So on and so forth
And I feel like my friends my age look 30/40 for the most part si its not just celebrity
Taraji
Nia
The Regina's
Halle
Tracee
So on and so forth
And I feel like my friends my age look 30/40 for the most part si its not just celebrity
We really do. I told my new manager I was about to be 50 and he was in complete disbelief. Kinda love it here tbh 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Im serious BW Gen Xers really are the prototype for aging well
Taraji
Nia
The Regina's
Halle
Tracee
So on and so forth
And I feel like my friends my age look 30/40 for the most part si its not just celebrity
Taraji
Nia
The Regina's
Halle
Tracee
So on and so forth
And I feel like my friends my age look 30/40 for the most part si its not just celebrity
Today is my 50th birthday. Its a rough one for ya girl so if you wanna buy me a drink to celebrate....lol
$ReeRee75
$ReeRee75
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Today is my 50th birthday. Its a rough one for ya girl so if you wanna buy me a drink to celebrate....lol
$ReeRee75
$ReeRee75
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Oh this is HILARIOUS!! 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh this is HILARIOUS!! 😂😂😂
Accidentally half a bottle in of rosé.
a close up of a woman 's face with her hand out
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with her hand out
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Accidentally half a bottle in of rosé.
Bro I've had to pick a lunch spot EVERY DAY this week. I am over it!
I’m tied of deciding what to eat. We really gotta do this shit EVERY DAY?!
FUCK
FUCK
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bro I've had to pick a lunch spot EVERY DAY this week. I am over it!
I second this prayer for us both 💚
✨💫✨💫lemme find AND GET HIRED TO a $30/hr fully remote evening night weekend OVERTIME job RITE NOW Lord✨💫✨💫✨💫 amen🌝💕💫🫶🏽✨🤞🏾
hashtag, anything can happen 🧚🏽
hashtag, just believe
hashtag, anything can happen 🧚🏽
hashtag, just believe
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I second this prayer for us both 💚