Ryan Emmons
@remmons13.bsky.social
Texas Aggie ’13. Bringing you #EMFTX culture from across the pond. Texpatriate living in Munich. Probably out traveling the world. 🇺🇸🇩🇪
I have a chicken biscuit and an iced coffee. We are so fucking back. THIS is what I’m patriotic about. 🇺🇸
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I have a chicken biscuit and an iced coffee. We are so fucking back. THIS is what I’m patriotic about. 🇺🇸
OMG WE ARE PLAYING FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
OMG WE ARE PLAYING FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 😭😭😭
Landed back in Texas. I already hate it here.
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Landed back in Texas. I already hate it here.
Today is a very bumpy day to be flying westward across the Atlantic.
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Today is a very bumpy day to be flying westward across the Atlantic.
I’m excited to be seeing my family and friends over the next couple weeks, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t overall dreading this trip back to the USA.
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m excited to be seeing my family and friends over the next couple weeks, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t overall dreading this trip back to the USA.
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The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny.
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny.
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
There was a six man high school team about 20 minutes from my hometown, and I can’t believe I never once went to watch.
Jordan is on site at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, TX for the UIL Texas HS 1A D1 and D2 state football championships.
These are the smallest high schools in Texas - all have fewer than 105 full time students, and most choose to play Six Man football.
These are the smallest high schools in Texas - all have fewer than 105 full time students, and most choose to play Six Man football.
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There was a six man high school team about 20 minutes from my hometown, and I can’t believe I never once went to watch.
One of life’s greatest feelings is when you tell the döner kebap man no veggies so he turns around and piles a shit ton more meat on for no extra charge.
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
One of life’s greatest feelings is when you tell the döner kebap man no veggies so he turns around and piles a shit ton more meat on for no extra charge.
With that landing, Munich has officially taken over Atlanta as my fourth most visited airport of all time (21). Gunning for Denver next.
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
With that landing, Munich has officially taken over Atlanta as my fourth most visited airport of all time (21). Gunning for Denver next.
@sirfahrenheit.bsky.social instagram is trying to tell me something. Halfsies?
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
@sirfahrenheit.bsky.social instagram is trying to tell me something. Halfsies?
god i love pierogi
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
god i love pierogi
holy shit i don’t believe it
Texas A&M knocks off undefeated Nebraska in 5 sets and is headed to a national semifinal, Nebraska's first loss at home since 2022 (Minnesota)
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
holy shit i don’t believe it
The lady next to me at the bar just ordered a bottled Hefeweizen and turned down the bartender’s offer for a Weizen glass, and I am dying on the inside.
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The lady next to me at the bar just ordered a bottled Hefeweizen and turned down the bartender’s offer for a Weizen glass, and I am dying on the inside.
I’m not really sure if I have mentioned this, but I am down about 20 lbs. since moving to Germany in August (and about 40 lbs. in the last 1.5 years) and am under 200 lbs. for probably the first time since high school. Anyways, I’m really hoping to find a balance for the last two weeks of December…
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m not really sure if I have mentioned this, but I am down about 20 lbs. since moving to Germany in August (and about 40 lbs. in the last 1.5 years) and am under 200 lbs. for probably the first time since high school. Anyways, I’m really hoping to find a balance for the last two weeks of December…
Warsaw is great. No notes.
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Warsaw is great. No notes.
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This kid goes to Auburn. Yeah I wouldn't wanna watch football anymore either pal
conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This kid goes to Auburn. Yeah I wouldn't wanna watch football anymore either pal
Greetings from the (other) land of my people! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Greetings from the (other) land of my people! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
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Nobody:
Embraer's E175: \____(ツ)____/
Embraer's E175: \____(ツ)____/
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Nobody:
Embraer's E175: \____(ツ)____/
Embraer's E175: \____(ツ)____/
oh my god the sun sets at 3:23pm tomorrow in warsaw
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
oh my god the sun sets at 3:23pm tomorrow in warsaw
I think it’s not surprising because…
1. The general size of Kyle Field
2. The fact that the A&M student section has 40K seats, and all the kids these days have daddy’s credit card
1. The general size of Kyle Field
2. The fact that the A&M student section has 40K seats, and all the kids these days have daddy’s credit card
good morning
i have updated alcohol sales numbers from across the country, thanks to like, 90+ FOIAs and a bunch of spreadsheet work
surprisingly (to me, anyway), Texas A&M is now our current booze leader. LSU, Nebraska and Oregon (!) close behind:
www.extrapointsmb.com/p/behold-i-h...
i have updated alcohol sales numbers from across the country, thanks to like, 90+ FOIAs and a bunch of spreadsheet work
surprisingly (to me, anyway), Texas A&M is now our current booze leader. LSU, Nebraska and Oregon (!) close behind:
www.extrapointsmb.com/p/behold-i-h...
Behold! I have updated stadium alcohol sales data from October!
Is Nebraska still selling more booze than anybody else? What about Ole Miss? Or Oregon?
www.extrapointsmb.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think it’s not surprising because…
1. The general size of Kyle Field
2. The fact that the A&M student section has 40K seats, and all the kids these days have daddy’s credit card
1. The general size of Kyle Field
2. The fact that the A&M student section has 40K seats, and all the kids these days have daddy’s credit card
@lucasjackson.bsky.social I swear to god if you do not get your ass to war memorial stadium to cheer on my (and coach bear bryant’s) redbugs!!!
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@lucasjackson.bsky.social I swear to god if you do not get your ass to war memorial stadium to cheer on my (and coach bear bryant’s) redbugs!!!
I’m going to Warsaw this weekend, which in hindsight, Poland seems like a really dumb thing to plan in December.
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m going to Warsaw this weekend, which in hindsight, Poland seems like a really dumb thing to plan in December.
I never realized that photo came from Fette Sau. It really was pretty decent BBQ. Hometown in Red Hook is forever the best BBQ in Brooklyn, though.
Wow, Fette Sau, the Williamsburg barbecue place that was the subject of one of the worst headline/photo combinations in the history of online media, is closing www.instagram.com/p/DR7xa9zkdG...
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I never realized that photo came from Fette Sau. It really was pretty decent BBQ. Hometown in Red Hook is forever the best BBQ in Brooklyn, though.