Retro Des
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Angry monkey with superpowers.
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Pinned
Retro Des
@retrodes.net
· Feb 19
a man in a beret is singing into a microphone while wearing a blue jacket
Alt: Sam Kinison in a beret is screaming into a microphone while wearing a blue jacket
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If anyone needs me the rest of the year, I’m around, just follow the screams.
Why stop there? Who wants a station wagon when they could have a Conestoga?
Let’s go FULL Oregon Trail on this bitch.
Let’s go FULL Oregon Trail on this bitch.
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Why stop there? Who wants a station wagon when they could have a Conestoga?
Let’s go FULL Oregon Trail on this bitch.
Let’s go FULL Oregon Trail on this bitch.
When I was a kid and heard characters in western movies talk about cattle rustlers, I thought they were saying ‘cattle wrestlers’.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When I was a kid and heard characters in western movies talk about cattle rustlers, I thought they were saying ‘cattle wrestlers’.
Insert a movie into another movie:
Apocalypse Now You See Me
Apocalypse Now You See Me
Insert a movie into another movie:
Harold and Maude and Kumar Go to the Man in the High White Castle
Harold and Maude and Kumar Go to the Man in the High White Castle
Insert a movie into another movie:
How to Lose a Guy in 500 Days of Summer
How to Lose a Guy in 500 Days of Summer
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Apocalypse Now You See Me
Apocalypse Now You See Me
5 out of 5 major religions agree.
If you want to go to heaven, FEED THE HUNGRY.
If you want to go to heaven, FEED THE HUNGRY.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
5 out of 5 major religions agree.
If you want to go to heaven, FEED THE HUNGRY.
If you want to go to heaven, FEED THE HUNGRY.
What…
…the fuck.
…the fuck.
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What…
…the fuck.
…the fuck.
Really enjoying this S. Korean TV show about a priest who beats up bad people.
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Really enjoying this S. Korean TV show about a priest who beats up bad people.
Uh oh.
if you die in bluesky you die in real life 💔
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Uh oh.
When a story says:
“The characters and events in this story are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.”
My mind translates that as:
“We definitely based this on some shit.”
“The characters and events in this story are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.”
My mind translates that as:
“We definitely based this on some shit.”
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
When a story says:
“The characters and events in this story are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.”
My mind translates that as:
“We definitely based this on some shit.”
“The characters and events in this story are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.”
My mind translates that as:
“We definitely based this on some shit.”
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It's ELECTION DAY in Tennessee's 7th Congressional District!
It's a special election to replace former Republican Rep. Mark Green.
Let's go @aftynbehn.bsky.social!!
It's a special election to replace former Republican Rep. Mark Green.
Let's go @aftynbehn.bsky.social!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's ELECTION DAY in Tennessee's 7th Congressional District!
It's a special election to replace former Republican Rep. Mark Green.
Let's go @aftynbehn.bsky.social!!
It's a special election to replace former Republican Rep. Mark Green.
Let's go @aftynbehn.bsky.social!!
I prefer my existing food recycler.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I prefer my existing food recycler.
This.
“The poverty of our century is unlike that of any other. It is not, as poverty was before, the result of natural scarcity, but of a set of priorities imposed upon the rest of the world by the rich. Consequently, the modern poor are not pitied but written off as trash.”
—John Berger
—John Berger
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This.
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Wow, this is EARLY in the morning!
IIIIIIIIT’S 5-30am here in LA and I am up BRIGHT AND EARLY for a most auspicious zoom call! The LAST PIECE OF ADR on the movie ROGUE TROOPER! We really are approaching the end now.
We WILL land this movie by Christmas!
IIIIIIIIT’S 5-30am here in LA and I am up BRIGHT AND EARLY for a most auspicious zoom call! The LAST PIECE OF ADR on the movie ROGUE TROOPER! We really are approaching the end now.
We WILL land this movie by Christmas!
an airplane is taking off from a runway with a few trees in the background
ALT: an airplane is taking off from a runway with a few trees in the background
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December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Wow, this is EARLY in the morning!
IIIIIIIIT’S 5-30am here in LA and I am up BRIGHT AND EARLY for a most auspicious zoom call! The LAST PIECE OF ADR on the movie ROGUE TROOPER! We really are approaching the end now.
We WILL land this movie by Christmas!
IIIIIIIIT’S 5-30am here in LA and I am up BRIGHT AND EARLY for a most auspicious zoom call! The LAST PIECE OF ADR on the movie ROGUE TROOPER! We really are approaching the end now.
We WILL land this movie by Christmas!
How come you can jack in, or jack off, but not jack out or jack on?
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
How come you can jack in, or jack off, but not jack out or jack on?
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Alan Tudyk:
Rogue One
Encanto
Wreck-it Ralph
3:10 To Yuma
Death at a Funeral
Dodgeball
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Ice Age
Rogue One
Encanto
Wreck-it Ralph
3:10 To Yuma
Death at a Funeral
Dodgeball
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Ice Age
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Alan Tudyk:
Rogue One
Encanto
Wreck-it Ralph
3:10 To Yuma
Death at a Funeral
Dodgeball
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Ice Age
Rogue One
Encanto
Wreck-it Ralph
3:10 To Yuma
Death at a Funeral
Dodgeball
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Ice Age
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This guy is going to die from a grand piano falling on his head or in a steamroller accident or something. Purely in narrative terms he has guaranteed himself an Elmer Fudd death
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This guy is going to die from a grand piano falling on his head or in a steamroller accident or something. Purely in narrative terms he has guaranteed himself an Elmer Fudd death
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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
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A quiet army protecting immigrant families. Inside Los Angeles’ anti-ICE patrols
Star contributor Katherine Laze Berz reports from L.A.
Star contributor Katherine Laze Berz reports from L.A.
A quiet army protecting immigrant families. Inside Los Angeles’ anti-ICE patrols
A huge American city has been a hub of grassroots resistance to Donald Trump's mass-deportation plans. Some of it involves late-night driving patrols looking for ICE.
www.thestar.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A quiet army protecting immigrant families. Inside Los Angeles’ anti-ICE patrols
Star contributor Katherine Laze Berz reports from L.A.
Star contributor Katherine Laze Berz reports from L.A.
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Sometimes the good guys win.
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sometimes the good guys win.
Do you think that if Bruce Boxleitner was a rapper, his name would be ‘B-Box’?
a man in a blue uniform with a badge that says a on it
ALT: a man in a blue uniform with a badge that says a on it
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Do you think that if Bruce Boxleitner was a rapper, his name would be ‘B-Box’?
Coffee and #Hanabie
【花冷え。】 - TOUSOU (Run Away) - Music Video 【HANABIE.】
YouTube video by 花冷え。 (HANABIE. Official YouTube)
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Coffee and #Hanabie
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I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.