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Chizzy Chizzington
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Tuesdays. And also July. And sometimes it’s never.

Having BIG fun in Baltimore with the wretched
Last meeting finally canceled. Let the weekend begin
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Your spouse is the family you chose. You vow to put them first. Nobody should come before them. Idc who it is. I’d cut my mama off before I let her disrespect my wife like that(she would never)
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I still can’t believe he sat in the car 2 thanksgivings in a row while his wife ate with her family. You don’t have any pride? No shame? He definitely didn’t have his wife’s love
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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it's insane that all these "great business minds" have somehow forgotten this very important tenet.

political indoctrination is WILD.
It’s goodwill that drives business revenues. You lose that and you’re fucked. They made choices!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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More of the thread for posterity. He really was in a stream of consciousness cause he had total blinders for how off his original share was.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You really only got one time to let your family disrespect unprovoked before I’m out. I’d never let my family do that to you and I expect the same
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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2 years and he never thought that maybe he shouldn't be involved with this lady or her racist ass family. Aint no way white coochie this good.
November 27, 2017. Tomorrow is the actual anniversary. How fitting.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
2/3 meetings cancelled today. I just need one more notification and then I’m closing my laptop
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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November 27, 2017. Tomorrow is the actual anniversary. How fitting.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Mans thanked black women for propping him up when he couldn’t have no whites only pie.
The way that Thanksgiving story opened the floodgates and that man had to delete his account
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Should've sat there and ate his casserole. Nobody cared about his whife/inlaws until that unsolicited Loving V. Thanksgiving story
The way that Thanksgiving story opened the floodgates and that man had to delete his account
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
We have cornbread and kings Hawaiian
Wayment y’all,

For Thanksgiving…

Dinner rolls/bread

Yay OR Nay

?!?
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Caught stellar blade on sale. Why were the designers so horny? No reason Eve’s titties should be bouncing like that while tryna take back the earth. She need some support doing all those flips
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Did anybody hear him Holla Holla for help?
I can't believe Ja Rule got jumped at the Brandy and Monica concert. The whole thing sounds like a madlib tbh 😂
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Y'all don't understand how much the current tech feild ethos is "lie and commit fraud until you have enough money to make the thing you already sold to people"
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This woman I went to school with just crossed Delta grad chapter & was reposting people saying #70 finally free. I don’t judge people who go grad but she was never not free. She been posting on her stories every other day
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
CERO MIEDO!
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I like Grayson Waller without Austin Theory
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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JD McDowells
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I thought it was gonna be Ron Cena
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Goddamnit
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM