Two-Syllable Black
@lexdirects.bsky.social
Master storyteller. Created to create. Writer, director, producer, editor. Still here to amuse myself, not humor you.
Film & TV | Tech | Culture | Travel
Film & TV | Tech | Culture | Travel
Pinned
a man with a beard is smiling and the word alright is above him
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and the word alright is above him
media.tenor.com
At least once a day, I gotta laugh like Denzel at the end of Training Day to keep from screaming.
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
They hate women and hate pleasing women (see orgasm gap) and they will fight for their right to avoid pleasing women as seen by multiple conversations across multiple platforms. (Yes, i am a man. No i don't hate valentines day so i wasn't offended by the question. Don't holler if you ain't hit.)
I have a genuine question.
Why do men hate Valentine’s Day?
Why do men hate Valentine’s Day?
a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face while speaking into a microphone .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face while speaking into a microphone .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
They hate women and hate pleasing women (see orgasm gap) and they will fight for their right to avoid pleasing women as seen by multiple conversations across multiple platforms. (Yes, i am a man. No i don't hate valentines day so i wasn't offended by the question. Don't holler if you ain't hit.)
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
I ain’t never seen MBJ look so much Iike he wasn’t acting.
He enjoyed that scene. Idc idc
He enjoyed that scene. Idc idc
Type shit😌✊🏽🫡
February 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I ain’t never seen MBJ look so much Iike he wasn’t acting.
He enjoyed that scene. Idc idc
He enjoyed that scene. Idc idc
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
My type has taste
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
My type has taste
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
Taco Bell is selling "chicken" nuggets if you ever wanted to know what this bird tastes like
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Taco Bell is selling "chicken" nuggets if you ever wanted to know what this bird tastes like
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
you'd be surprised how gifted you are in certain things if you allowed yourself to be a beginner.
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
you'd be surprised how gifted you are in certain things if you allowed yourself to be a beginner.
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
Realizing a lot of men like being choked
a man is sitting in front of a christmas tree writing on a piece of paper with a pencil .
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a christmas tree writing on a piece of paper with a pencil .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Realizing a lot of men like being choked
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
What do I keep saying? Your power comes from getting real fucking comfortable with being a pain in the ass.
My actual job description is activist and here’s what I tell people in despair all the time: do not underestimate how much harm you can prevent by being just a little bit annoying.
This is one reason I keep trying to remind people of the power that we have. That we have *always* had. Not because I’m in denial, but because I know history. I’m no sophisticated intellectual, but I do know we’re going to win even though the bad shit is really terrible right now.
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
What do I keep saying? Your power comes from getting real fucking comfortable with being a pain in the ass.
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
Hella. It's the perfect unspecific multiplier
I’m lacking!!! In honor of day 4 of black history month, what is your favorite form of black measurement?
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Hella. It's the perfect unspecific multiplier
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
Dinna mug
I’m lacking!!! In honor of day 4 of black history month, what is your favorite form of black measurement?
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Dinna mug
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
.38 hot
I’m lacking!!! In honor of day 4 of black history month, what is your favorite form of black measurement?
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
.38 hot
Fiftyleven
I’m lacking!!! In honor of day 4 of black history month, what is your favorite form of black measurement?
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Fiftyleven
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
First off…. People stealing food is never even a fucking crime to me. How about that. So you comparing that to giant international teenager sex trafficking ring is… what?
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
First off…. People stealing food is never even a fucking crime to me. How about that. So you comparing that to giant international teenager sex trafficking ring is… what?
Would his 360 deal just be chasing his tail?
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Would his 360 deal just be chasing his tail?
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
the reality is, a genuinely confident and kind short man could possibly get it, truth be told.
the only dealbreaker is you being an asshole for various and sundry reasons.
the only dealbreaker is you being an asshole for various and sundry reasons.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
the reality is, a genuinely confident and kind short man could possibly get it, truth be told.
the only dealbreaker is you being an asshole for various and sundry reasons.
the only dealbreaker is you being an asshole for various and sundry reasons.
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
harboring a thinly-veiled contempt because you feel a way about the thing, even if we don’t care.
AND, you don’t understand why we accepted “less” (you, in your view), so you act out because of that too.
Keep it.
AND, you don’t understand why we accepted “less” (you, in your view), so you act out because of that too.
Keep it.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
harboring a thinly-veiled contempt because you feel a way about the thing, even if we don’t care.
AND, you don’t understand why we accepted “less” (you, in your view), so you act out because of that too.
Keep it.
AND, you don’t understand why we accepted “less” (you, in your view), so you act out because of that too.
Keep it.
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
it’s the same answer for height, money, and anything else an insecure man is insecure about—the dealbreaker is how YOU feel about yourself and how you’ll treat us as a result.
Why is height such a deal breaker to women?
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
it’s the same answer for height, money, and anything else an insecure man is insecure about—the dealbreaker is how YOU feel about yourself and how you’ll treat us as a result.
Jacquees has 24 hours to respond
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Jacquees has 24 hours to respond
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
I love that the internet is forever. This is the same Jelly Roll that said he was a red neck the other night. Someone of us remember him being a GD from Nashville.
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I love that the internet is forever. This is the same Jelly Roll that said he was a red neck the other night. Someone of us remember him being a GD from Nashville.
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
GET THEE TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HAGUE WITH THIS SHIT
fell victim to one of the classic blunders (opening threads) and was immediately subjected to whatever the fuck this is
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
GET THEE TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HAGUE WITH THIS SHIT
Patriarchy. I don't really care, but too many shorter men are aggressive or weird about me being tall for a woman. Keep it on the playground!
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Patriarchy. I don't really care, but too many shorter men are aggressive or weird about me being tall for a woman. Keep it on the playground!
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
when i was a kid i always thought it was weird when science books would say that in chimpanzees, what looks like a human smile was actually aggression. like holy fuck kid if a chimp is smiling at you gtfo because they want to tear your face off
i uh don’t think that’s weird anymore
i uh don’t think that’s weird anymore
MrBeast responds after trapping man in burning house stunt sparks backlash
MrBeast responds after trapping man in burning house stunt sparks backlash
www.independent.co.uk
September 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
when i was a kid i always thought it was weird when science books would say that in chimpanzees, what looks like a human smile was actually aggression. like holy fuck kid if a chimp is smiling at you gtfo because they want to tear your face off
i uh don’t think that’s weird anymore
i uh don’t think that’s weird anymore
Reposted by Two-Syllable Black
In a decent world these people would be fined until Top Ramen is an extravagant purchase
America: where you can sell a random “wellness” drink at CVS, claim it “may” somehow “reinforce” your immune system, and literally call it “The Flu Shot.”
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
In a decent world these people would be fined until Top Ramen is an extravagant purchase