Two-Syllable Black
@lexdirects.bsky.social
Master storyteller. Created to create. Writer, director, producer, editor. Still here to amuse myself, not humor you.
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a man with a beard is smiling and the word alright is above him
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and the word alright is above him
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At least once a day, I gotta laugh like Denzel at the end of Training Day to keep from screaming.
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The older I get the more clear the line of “you are thinking weird you’re obviously tired and should sleep” is and yet, here I am, conscious
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 AM
The older I get the more clear the line of “you are thinking weird you’re obviously tired and should sleep” is and yet, here I am, conscious
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I recently heard someone say the key to recovering from deep burnout is becoming comfortable with being unremarkable, which I think is really good advice for former academics coming from spaces where the primary currency is individual accolades within an interminable productivity arms race.
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I recently heard someone say the key to recovering from deep burnout is becoming comfortable with being unremarkable, which I think is really good advice for former academics coming from spaces where the primary currency is individual accolades within an interminable productivity arms race.
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I pray that what Mayor Mamdani is doing spreads to every city in this country. He genuinely just wants to help people.
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I pray that what Mayor Mamdani is doing spreads to every city in this country. He genuinely just wants to help people.
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“I ❤️ watching your dreams come true, baby”-Queen Latifah
February 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
“I ❤️ watching your dreams come true, baby”-Queen Latifah
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The mob is correct when it thinks that doctors emailing sex-offenders about “pussy being a low carb food” is disqualifying for high-profile appointments. Duh. 🙄
“.. Weiss insists she does not want to cut ties with Attia over his links to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and sees it as giving in to the mob.”
@calderone.bsky.social #$PSKY
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@calderone.bsky.social #$PSKY
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February 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The mob is correct when it thinks that doctors emailing sex-offenders about “pussy being a low carb food” is disqualifying for high-profile appointments. Duh. 🙄
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I have to get my parents off Facebook 🧎🏽♀️
February 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I have to get my parents off Facebook 🧎🏽♀️
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If you show a woman she is alone in handling an issue or her emotions, don’t even bother sending the carrier pigeon after she blocks you.
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
If you show a woman she is alone in handling an issue or her emotions, don’t even bother sending the carrier pigeon after she blocks you.
Thighs like a weighted blanket >>>>>
Trying to determine whats the better handwarmer. Under boobs or btwn thighs...
February 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Thighs like a weighted blanket >>>>>
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Roberta and Donnie closer I get to you is love in the form of song. It gets down in your bone marrow
February 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Roberta and Donnie closer I get to you is love in the form of song. It gets down in your bone marrow
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Your friends who are sex assault survivors are having a rough week.
February 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Your friends who are sex assault survivors are having a rough week.
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I know you've never seen Waiting to Exhale and can't pick Lela Rochon out of a lineup, so why are you saying "he's a good man Savannah?"
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I know you've never seen Waiting to Exhale and can't pick Lela Rochon out of a lineup, so why are you saying "he's a good man Savannah?"
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One thing I absolutely hate about the internet is non black people using our colloquialisms. Have ZERO point of reference so they don't even know what they're actually saying, the joke, or where it's from. Also branding it as Gen Z slang, and I'm like "my grandma been saying this my entire life" 😩
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
One thing I absolutely hate about the internet is non black people using our colloquialisms. Have ZERO point of reference so they don't even know what they're actually saying, the joke, or where it's from. Also branding it as Gen Z slang, and I'm like "my grandma been saying this my entire life" 😩
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Reminder that flowers can be sent without an address using this website
this company allows you to send flowers even if all you have is their social media info
www.socialflowers.com/how-it-works...
www.socialflowers.com/how-it-works...
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Reminder that flowers can be sent without an address using this website
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In folks could just say nothing news:
October London lost a fan in me. He posted on IG that he still listens to pissy boy bc he didn't know the victims. Sickness, ppl will make all kinds of excuses to support abusers
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
In folks could just say nothing news:
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and that’s the thing with this specific tech, it isolates you into thinking it‘s making you a supergenius. if they had an actual community that talked to each other then somebody would have pointed that out.
instead he spent real money on a chatbot asking the cloud if the sun is up
instead he spent real money on a chatbot asking the cloud if the sun is up
When you vibe code without understanding cloud computing fundamentals. Amazing. I love to see it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
and that’s the thing with this specific tech, it isolates you into thinking it‘s making you a supergenius. if they had an actual community that talked to each other then somebody would have pointed that out.
instead he spent real money on a chatbot asking the cloud if the sun is up
instead he spent real money on a chatbot asking the cloud if the sun is up
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I need you guys also to realize that out here in the woods, the only real newspaper people accept as reality-based comes out once a week and contains basically zero of this
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I need you guys also to realize that out here in the woods, the only real newspaper people accept as reality-based comes out once a week and contains basically zero of this
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You’ve invented a clock on subscription.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
You’ve invented a clock on subscription.
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have we ever seen somebody get their ass beat so bad that they apologize for slavery? at least since 1791?
Teofimo Lopez stuns fans by apologizing for slavery after lopsided loss to Shakur Stevenson
Teofimo Lopez stuns fans by apologizing for slavery after lopsided loss to Shakur Stevenson
The former champion raised a few eyebrows with his comments inside the ring.
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February 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
have we ever seen somebody get their ass beat so bad that they apologize for slavery? at least since 1791?
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Happy Black History Month to the skeets and delegation.
"Except that canadian colonizer. Aubrey Graham deserves to live in the ditch he dug."
"Except that canadian colonizer. Aubrey Graham deserves to live in the ditch he dug."
February 2, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Happy Black History Month to the skeets and delegation.
"Except that canadian colonizer. Aubrey Graham deserves to live in the ditch he dug."
"Except that canadian colonizer. Aubrey Graham deserves to live in the ditch he dug."
🥹 Every time I think about it, somebody starts cutting onions
Having Lalah Hathaway singing her dads part for Roberta Flacks tribute is just
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
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February 2, 2026 at 6:08 AM
🥹 Every time I think about it, somebody starts cutting onions
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Absolutely. We want a homestead. I was super interested in getting a flow hive but I also want a bunch of different wildflower gardens and general hives for populations to camp out in
Question:
We talk about saving the bees, if you own a home would you be interested in setting up a hive for bees to relocate into?
I'm working on a beehive design, insulated, wooden core, space for the bees to grow where hopefully they won't swarm (leave).
We talk about saving the bees, if you own a home would you be interested in setting up a hive for bees to relocate into?
I'm working on a beehive design, insulated, wooden core, space for the bees to grow where hopefully they won't swarm (leave).
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Absolutely. We want a homestead. I was super interested in getting a flow hive but I also want a bunch of different wildflower gardens and general hives for populations to camp out in
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Seriously. This dude is a genius. His album Damn Right, I've Got the Blues was my introduction to him decades ago, and his music has stayed in rotation ever since.
Many of the great British guitarists from the 60s and 70s were often copying this dude's style.
Many of the great British guitarists from the 60s and 70s were often copying this dude's style.
So cool for 89-year-old blues legend Buddy Guy to be honored. Appearance in Sinners last year (and on the soundtrack). And just won Grammy for Best Traditional Blues Album.
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Seriously. This dude is a genius. His album Damn Right, I've Got the Blues was my introduction to him decades ago, and his music has stayed in rotation ever since.
Many of the great British guitarists from the 60s and 70s were often copying this dude's style.
Many of the great British guitarists from the 60s and 70s were often copying this dude's style.