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acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20h
Johnson: If we lose the House majority, the radical left will impeach President Trump.
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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rudbeckia.bsky.social
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
donmoyn.bsky.social Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 3d
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Tina Davis, who modeled for Ford in the mid-1990s, said in an interview that her Ford booker instructed her to get dressed up and attend a Mar-a-Lago party in late 1994. Just 14 and new to Miami, she was told to “dress sexy,” according to her mother, Sandra Coleman, who had accompanied her to Florida. Eight or nine other models came along on the bus. “All the girls were really young,” Ms. Coleman recalled in an interview. “Some of them could have been in training bras.” When they arrived at Mar-a-Lago, Ms. Coleman said, her daughter was promptly handed a glass of champagne. She took it away, but waiters kept offering more. Each time one of the middle-aged men at the party approached her daughter, Ms. Coleman would walk over and introduce herself as Ms. Davis’s mother. During a trip to the bathroom, they ran into Mr. Trump’s new wife, whom they had met earlier. Ms. Maples clasped her hands, Ms. Coleman recalled, and looked her in the eye. “Whatever you do, do not let her around any of these men, and especially my husband,” she told Ms. Coleman. “Protect her.”
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
rhymedirective.bsky.social
Can these weird losers mind their own fucking business?
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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jessehawken.bsky.social
Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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disc-connected.bsky.social
***ANNOUNCEMENT***

Coming on May 5th on Blu-ray in the US from #WarnerBros: #GilmoreGirls: The Complete Series (2000-2007)!

In Stars Hollow, a charming, slightly off-center town known for green lawns, clapboard houses, and enough quirky characters to fill every hayride,
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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bgroatman.bsky.social
I truly believe you could post a simple statement about the current temperature in your neighborhood and within 10 minutes someone will be accusing you of kidnapping the Lindbergh baby
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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rajandelman.bsky.social
I hope Dick Van Dyke is enjoying Heated Rivalry episode 4 on his 100th birthday
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
rhymedirective.bsky.social
As a gay person, I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with heterosexuality that I cannot escape
sethcotlar.bsky.social Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 12d
This post by the world’s richest and most divorced man on the site he bought to promote his far right extremism is ripped straight from the Klan messaging of the 1870s or the 1915 film Birth of a Nation that inspired the Klan’s rebirth as a PR stunt/Ponzi scheme/terrorist organization in the 1920s.
Elon Musk Yes @elonmusk • 6h Declaration of Memes @Liber... •21h We need to save America then the entire West. • 2.7K We are witnessing the greatest act of cuckoldry in human history An entire civilisation willingly giving away its land, women, & children because the alternative is to being called a racist 17 12K 92K Ill 3.7M
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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farnerb0cken.bsky.social
”im betting on the next boat strike with kalshi“ what if i beat you to death with my bare hands man
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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ddayen.bsky.social
The binary mindset that we either get a Netflix/WB or a Paramount/WB is *completely untrue*. Warner Bros without its dying cable channels can be a profitable company, as it was this year. All of these merger offers are illegal, and state AGs can challenge them and win.
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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partnardy.bsky.social
Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
M. Happy Grinchdays Canadaville The Grinch is back with The Grinchiest Meal. Tap to get your m... now THE MEAL
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The interesting, sophisticated thing about games is not whether they can tell stories as well as books or movies (they can’t) or float shocking themes as well as fine art (honestly, who cares).

It’s the manipulation of systems, the play of contingency, the brokenness of machines.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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davidandress.bsky.social
I don't care if you think that AI can do some really nifty things. It's being rammed down our throats by obscenely wealthy men who are also, obviously, both dangerously right-wing and mentally unstable, and no rational society should be allowing that to happen. End of discussion.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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jmichaelmull.bsky.social
wanna feel old?!? thanksgiving was seven days ago
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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resnikoff.bsky.social
One of my most conservative-coded opinions is that one of the reasons we're in this mess is because of the profound decadence, solipsism, moral rot, and general lack of personal virtue afflicting much of the upper PMC / bourgeoisie.
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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robdelaney.bsky.social
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
rhymedirective.bsky.social
Okay let's all start bragging about how little we use our phones, I'll start
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
GOODS: international freedom of movement

CAPITAL: international freedom of movement

LABOR: not so fast pal
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM