Rhythm Bastard
@rhythmbastard.bsky.social
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Hardcore Nerdcore Punk Musician and Swolest Guy In Rock Band. Music for @foxinthefedora.bsky.social Darrell in @chordprogvn.bsky.social Booking and commissions: [email protected] http://linktr.ee/rhythmbastard 💖 - @scronce.bsky.social He/Him
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I had a great time on Aftermath talking about how you can use Assassin’s Creed as a method of tracing the pathway to the world we live in.
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The Assassin’s Creed series was a canary in the coal mine for our modern, engagement-obsessed world. @ckunzelman.bsky.social explains:
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-"I'm a bigot, please don't put me in a position to be judged even though I'm the judgiest motherfucker around"
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The medical journal where RFK learned that circumcision causes autism.
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Can vouch for Chicken Police. oozes style and takes itself seriously despite the premise
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yes I'm planning on a part 4 and goddamn this series is literally me getting better
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he also liked the original Alvin's Island pic
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FINALLY wrapped up The Hayseed Knight! A wonderfully acted and written visual novel.
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Part 3, Rocket's getting EVEN WIDER?!?

i needed this after week I'm about to have
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Finally caught one another! 💞✨

Silly lil art trend I noticed on Twitter
#slycooper #carmelitafox
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0 issues in 12 years:

- Make sure your Paypal is a business account
- USE INVOICES
- call it "digital commission"
- include product use, turnaround time, and refund policies in ToS field
- uncheck "ship items to address"
- DON'T write NSFW/adult

Don't get owned for negligence & rulebreaking.
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This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript
@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job. Mastercard

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Part 3, Rocket's getting EVEN WIDER?!?

i needed this after week I'm about to have
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We're going back to the plane of New York City.
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Red panda mech pilot, and his trusty mech! My first time ever drawing a mech, too!

#art #noai #RedPanda #mech #mecha #furry #furryart
Digital artwork made in Clip Studio Paint of a slightly chubby anthropomorphic male red panda in a maroon and gray jumpsut with gold trim, and boots which appear armored. He is jumping and striking a pose, while his large, green mech stands in the background. It is a heavyweight, heavily-armored mech with a pair of short cannons on the back of its right hand, a reinforced striking plate on ther back of its left knuckles, and a missile launcher on its left shoulder, It is mostly green except for a dark red head and golden visor, with a paint scheme remininscent of the white cheek and eyebrow markings of a red panda. The piece is finished in a style akin to late 1990s mecha anime, with a galaxy or starfield behind the pair. The artwork is by The Dammitch, and is his first attempt at combining furry art with mecha art.
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Fantastic stream tonight. Other than an administrative flub accidentally kicking one of my co-hosts out of my Discord, (sorry @lsdxiii.bsky.social) things went smoothly. See y'all on Piczel on Thursday for the spicy stream!

#ArtStream #Orctober #Commission #CommissionsOpen

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A TCG-style card with a female orc standing with her fists clenched, grimacing down to a shorter male orc who punched her chest, but to no effect.

"Stand Your Ground"
"Interrupt"
"Interrupt a move which would inflict Knockdown on you. This resets both players back to Neutral."
"You'd think that move would knock them down to the mat, but here we are! How are they gonna follow up with that!?" A TCG-style card with a male orc with short brown hairlooming over the viewer, eyes squinted.

"The Gold Dragon"
"he/him"
"HP 8; Power 8; Speed 5; Technical Ability 4; Charisma 5"
"Presence: At the start of the match, your opponent loses 1 Power, 1 Speed, and 1 Charisma. These are restored in the next round."
"Dragon's Prey: This move can be used when the opponent is at 2 HP."
"Simple, yet effective. The Gold Dragon stalks his prey from the corner. The moment they get up and look at him, it's too late, as he charges and spears them shoulder-first into the abdomen." A TCG-style card with a male orc with black hair and beard, and two rams horns curling from the sides of his hear. He has another orc with blond hair, unconscious, squeezed in an arm's grasp.

"Bron Greenwood"
"he/him"
"HP 8; Power 6; Speed 3; Technical Ability 3; Charisma 10"
"Showboat: When the opponent is in Knockdown, you may move a point from Charisma to Power, Speed, or Technical Ability."
"Bring It In: If the opponent interrupts the finisher, they are in Knockdown for the next two rounds."
"One arm goes around the lower back, the other wraps around the back of the opponent's neck. Like a good warm hug, it may hurt at first, but you'll be sleeping in no time."