jeph 🍣
@rhythmik.bsky.social
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Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production.
One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time
Owner of @esportsadm.in
[Virginia Beach, VA]
English/Español
あたしは日本語が話せない
Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production.
One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time
Owner of @esportsadm.in
[Virginia Beach, VA]
going for "cool mom at the pta" vibes
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
going for "cool mom at the pta" vibes
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers
first time I've been on an aborted takeoff
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
first time I've been on an aborted takeoff
upgraded to first class
very very tired
maybe i will sleep sometime in the next few weeks
very very tired
maybe i will sleep sometime in the next few weeks
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
upgraded to first class
very very tired
maybe i will sleep sometime in the next few weeks
very very tired
maybe i will sleep sometime in the next few weeks
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¡¿La Aurora boreal?! ¿En esta época del año, a esta hora del día, en esta zona del país, localizada exclusivamente dentro de su cocina?
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
¡¿La Aurora boreal?! ¿En esta época del año, a esta hora del día, en esta zona del país, localizada exclusivamente dentro de su cocina?
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my whole body hurts from moving stuff and i fly to Houston for riftbound at 8am
why do i do this to myself
why do i do this to myself
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
my whole body hurts from moving stuff and i fly to Houston for riftbound at 8am
why do i do this to myself
why do i do this to myself
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An irish whip is the least believeable move ever and you see it multiple times during every single match. It's pro wrestling lol
MVP: I'm Not A Fan Of Intergender Wrestling, It's Not Believable
MVP: I'm Not A Fan Of Intergender Wrestling, It's Not Believable - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
MVP gives his take on intergender wrestling.
www.fightful.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
An irish whip is the least believeable move ever and you see it multiple times during every single match. It's pro wrestling lol
80 decibel baritone in the delta sky club: "yeah i was there when you're parents got divorced and i was there for the talks, so i know its pretty personal. if you think i can help with the productivity of the matter, that's fine but —" bro holy shit
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
80 decibel baritone in the delta sky club: "yeah i was there when you're parents got divorced and i was there for the talks, so i know its pretty personal. if you think i can help with the productivity of the matter, that's fine but —" bro holy shit
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
found these at an antique mall in central florida for $20 and if the person who painted these ever finds this post, i want them to know:
you are selling yourself short and i hope you find a market that appreciates your work
you are selling yourself short and i hope you find a market that appreciates your work
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
found these at an antique mall in central florida for $20 and if the person who painted these ever finds this post, i want them to know:
you are selling yourself short and i hope you find a market that appreciates your work
you are selling yourself short and i hope you find a market that appreciates your work
oh okay i guess selling your labor makes you a class traitor
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
oh okay i guess selling your labor makes you a class traitor
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if by some chance this goes viral on any platform I want to say in advance that I whole heartedly believe you should insult politicians and members of government- if they can be unjustly enriched by their greed they can suffer being called names and made fun of in exchange
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
if by some chance this goes viral on any platform I want to say in advance that I whole heartedly believe you should insult politicians and members of government- if they can be unjustly enriched by their greed they can suffer being called names and made fun of in exchange
i wonder how many dollars worth of nda information is broadcast in delta sky clubs every year
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i wonder how many dollars worth of nda information is broadcast in delta sky clubs every year
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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"ortho" meaning "teeth" and "dontist" meaning "presence in the blood"
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"ortho" meaning "teeth" and "dontist" meaning "presence in the blood"
post event russian roulette
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
post event russian roulette
very tired but ready for the last day of pax
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
very tired but ready for the last day of pax
our booth has been very busy
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
our booth has been very busy
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
how the fuck are they going to add 100 bst to THIS stat spread???
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
how the fuck are they going to add 100 bst to THIS stat spread???
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you can tell trans rights are human rights because americans hate them
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
you can tell trans rights are human rights because americans hate them
hell yeah i love chocolate give me the owwens corning flavor
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
hell yeah i love chocolate give me the owwens corning flavor