jeph 🍣
@rhythmik.bsky.social
they/them/elle
English/Español
あたしは日本語が話せない
Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production.
One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time
Owner of @esportsadm.in
[Virginia Beach, VA]
English/Español
あたしは日本語が話せない
Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production.
One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time
Owner of @esportsadm.in
[Virginia Beach, VA]
going to promote what we do more in the future because we have a team that works really hard and have a lot of cool things coming up.
The Arena Championship is this weekend, and @ashleybits.com has put together a sick hype video this time!
Don't forget to tune in this weekend to see how Standard has evolved since #PTECL!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd9U...
Don't forget to tune in this weekend to see how Standard has evolved since #PTECL!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd9U...
Arena Championship 11 | February 21-22 | MTG Arena
YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering Arena
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
going to promote what we do more in the future because we have a team that works really hard and have a lot of cool things coming up.
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Mother: so you run a school?
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Mother: so you run a school?
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
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White guy doing all the patois in the Sean Paul song at karaoke: you are fascinating
February 16, 2026 at 4:46 AM
White guy doing all the patois in the Sean Paul song at karaoke: you are fascinating
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
its so cool how all of the shit i loved and was made fun of for as a kid is actually cool now and i will never be bitter about that because now i get to have all of the cool shit i want
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
its so cool how all of the shit i loved and was made fun of for as a kid is actually cool now and i will never be bitter about that because now i get to have all of the cool shit i want
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
i really think I'm going to do it this time
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
i really think I'm going to do it this time
i unfortunately watched this and the culprit was the absolute worst editing i have seen in my life.
they just played the first verse of the song with clips of him jumping around.
they just played the first verse of the song with clips of him jumping around.
Kid Rock appears to forget the lyrics to his song while lip syncing at the Turning Point USA halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
i unfortunately watched this and the culprit was the absolute worst editing i have seen in my life.
they just played the first verse of the song with clips of him jumping around.
they just played the first verse of the song with clips of him jumping around.
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DnD superdrop tomorrow. Wizards says to add something to your cart then go to checkout during prequeue.
They don't say you can use the direct cart link to enter the pre-queue even if there's nothing in it!
Do this BETWEEN 8-9am or you will be in back of line.
secretlair.wizards.com/us/cart#/cart
They don't say you can use the direct cart link to enter the pre-queue even if there's nothing in it!
Do this BETWEEN 8-9am or you will be in back of line.
secretlair.wizards.com/us/cart#/cart
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
DnD superdrop tomorrow. Wizards says to add something to your cart then go to checkout during prequeue.
They don't say you can use the direct cart link to enter the pre-queue even if there's nothing in it!
Do this BETWEEN 8-9am or you will be in back of line.
secretlair.wizards.com/us/cart#/cart
They don't say you can use the direct cart link to enter the pre-queue even if there's nothing in it!
Do this BETWEEN 8-9am or you will be in back of line.
secretlair.wizards.com/us/cart#/cart
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
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Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
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On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W you’re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! It’s just entrenched power bullshit and that’s all! Don’t let them make that a conversation!
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W you’re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! It’s just entrenched power bullshit and that’s all! Don’t let them make that a conversation!
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
you see, it's funny because they will call 16 year olds children when they are out protesting but not when they want to have sex with them
Yes, @mattyglesias.bsky.social has also argued, in The Atlantic (of course), that older men pursuing sexual relationships with sixteen year olds is not pedophilia.
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
you see, it's funny because they will call 16 year olds children when they are out protesting but not when they want to have sex with them
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I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
holy fuck this thing is so much bigger than i thought it would be. luckily it disassembles super easily so i can take the housing off and put this on a custom cabinet when i decide to build one
riftbound card for scale.
riftbound card for scale.
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
holy fuck this thing is so much bigger than i thought it would be. luckily it disassembles super easily so i can take the housing off and put this on a custom cabinet when i decide to build one
riftbound card for scale.
riftbound card for scale.
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me finally owning a home in a walkable neighborhood when im too old to walk
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
me finally owning a home in a walkable neighborhood when im too old to walk
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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reading your timeline like
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
reading your timeline like
it's funny that elon might actually be telling the truth about never going to the island, but it's because king pedo and the sex crime club thought he was too much of a dweeb to join
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
it's funny that elon might actually be telling the truth about never going to the island, but it's because king pedo and the sex crime club thought he was too much of a dweeb to join