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jeph 🍣
@rhythmik.bsky.social
700 followers 550 following 1.7K posts
they/them/elle English/Español あたしは日本語が話せない Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production. One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time Owner of @esportsadm.in [Virginia Beach, VA]
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 7h
there is still good out there
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Card Titan @cardtitan.bsky.social · 10h
This is Brian Merichiko (left) and Dave Crowley (right).

Dave misplaced his Vintage deck filled with cards like Black Lotus at a local restaurant. Brian, an employee there, found the deck and somehow tracked Dave down at the EW and got him his deck back. What an amazing and touching story!
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d
got caught taking a picture of my dinner
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 2d
i got the Asia ones like five years ago but am very happy they are finally bringing them here
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 2d
honestly I'm willing to look at the scoreboard for "not slicing baby dicks" for this one
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 2d
YALL KNOW WHAT MF DAY IT IS
HINGER DINGER DURGEN MOTHERFUCKERS
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 3d
Reading this and knowing it was meant to be a private message is like discovering the guy who narrates movie trailers uses the same voice when telling his kids to take out the trash.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 3d
ICYMI
Avatar Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Pam: I have reviewed over 30 statements and posts saying that, essentially, “same old story as last time, all talk, no action. Nothing is being done. What about Comey, Adam “Shifty” Schiff, Leticia??? They’re all guilty as hell, but nothing is going to be done.” Then we almost put in a Democrat supported U.S. Attorney, in Virginia, with a really bad Republican past. A Woke RINO, who was never going to do his job. That’s why two of the worst Dem Senators PUSHED him so hard. He even lied to the media and said he quit, and that we had no case. No, I fired him, and there is a GREAT CASE, and many lawyers, and legal pundits, say so. Lindsey Halligan is a really good lawyer, and likes you, a lot. We can’t delay any longer, it’s killing our reputation and credibility. They impeached me twice, and indicted me (5 times!), OVER NOTHING. JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED, NOW!!! President DJT Sep 20, 2025, 6:44 PM
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rhythmik.bsky.social
jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d
when your team is that small $20million+ in sales is what can only be described as an absolute fuckload of money
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d
youll pry deltarune from my dead hands
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d
my favorite part of games in 2025 is they all are a job now
PLAY 3 GAMES TO GET YOUR DAILY BONUS
CLICK THROUGH 5 MENUS FOR A NEW ITEM
GET YOUR DAILY EXP TO LEVEL UP AND GET NEW PERKS

bro i paid you to play this game i dont even want to play anymroe
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d
most of these are one off sets of like 5 cards so i think embracing full stupid nihilsm for those things specifically is pretty cool
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d
do you have multiple accounts?
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rhythmik.bsky.social
jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d
who owes you 10k in ff product
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rhythmik.bsky.social
jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d
you could remove either of those last two words
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d
have you read about the concept of hyperreality?
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d
that would drive me insane
I've spent so many hours figuring out where my vlookups fucked up after having to move some data
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 4d
it his defense, this is a transformative presidency
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 4d
I'm actually very happy newsome is making moves now. he will be useful until he is cast aside and has no chance as fucking up the presidency
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 4d
girl you are so hot fr
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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 4d
if you dropped Lucio into CS:GO
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 4d
Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)
A group of apparent armed agents assemble at the end of a street, as seen from the perspective of a person in inflatable frog costume, their frog’s eyes dominating the foreground. The Ice facility in downtown Portland on Monday. Photograph: Mathieu Lewis-Rolland/AFP/Getty Images
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 4d
its vlookup but good
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 4d
god please take me back
give me more battle network shit with different gameplay
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Amyfoil 🏳️‍⚧️ - Was at TFN2025 @silverfoiler.bsky.social · 4d
Fiction needs to have more cyber worlds that look like these shows.
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 4d
i am also obligated by law to share anything related to megaman.exe
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 4d
i've completely switched to xlookup since vlookup breaks whenever there is a small breeze
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 4d
mikaeus is this guys best friend
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 4d
yeah, same. i had 2k in the bad place and basically didn't exist.
here 700 is pretty nice
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