Richard (actual) Major
@rmajor86.bsky.social
Parody(?) of big time international celebrity, Richard Major
Farnham, Surrey
Farnham, Surrey
Is dogging a uniquely British thing, or are other countries into it too?
Bit too scared to google that
Bit too scared to google that
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Is dogging a uniquely British thing, or are other countries into it too?
Bit too scared to google that
Bit too scared to google that
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Crash Bandicoot fans are going wild right now because Beenox changed their Twitter banner to one featuring various games from their history, but there was also a pic of the Crash 4 version of Crash riding a kart, which he has never done. Then they took the banner down again.
CTR2 in development?!
CTR2 in development?!
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Crash Bandicoot fans are going wild right now because Beenox changed their Twitter banner to one featuring various games from their history, but there was also a pic of the Crash 4 version of Crash riding a kart, which he has never done. Then they took the banner down again.
CTR2 in development?!
CTR2 in development?!
Car nerds,
What’s going on here? 1960s VW camper, but 2010 number plate?
An old new stock, previously unregistered van?
What’s going on here? 1960s VW camper, but 2010 number plate?
An old new stock, previously unregistered van?
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Car nerds,
What’s going on here? 1960s VW camper, but 2010 number plate?
An old new stock, previously unregistered van?
What’s going on here? 1960s VW camper, but 2010 number plate?
An old new stock, previously unregistered van?
Might start tying a bandana around my wrist
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Might start tying a bandana around my wrist
One day you signed out of MSN for the last time. You didn’t know then, but you’d never sign in again
October 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
One day you signed out of MSN for the last time. You didn’t know then, but you’d never sign in again
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Chris De Burgh breastfeeding a skeleton
As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner
As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Chris De Burgh breastfeeding a skeleton
As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner
As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner
I hate that you have to choose between the explicit and edited versions of albums on streaming services
Why can’t you choose “only show me and/or play the original”
Why can’t you choose “only show me and/or play the original”
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I hate that you have to choose between the explicit and edited versions of albums on streaming services
Why can’t you choose “only show me and/or play the original”
Why can’t you choose “only show me and/or play the original”
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Local Woman Devotes Life To Doing God's Busy Work https://theonion.com/local-woman-devotes-life-to-doing-gods-busy-work-1819570211/
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Local Woman Devotes Life To Doing God's Busy Work https://theonion.com/local-woman-devotes-life-to-doing-gods-busy-work-1819570211/
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The Hut Diner; 565J+RM4 Ha Seitlheko, A2, main road, Mafeteng, Lesotho https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-29.8404979%2C27.2317151&query_place_id=ChIJ-WQ_UwAdjB4RUB-7Y93B-HY
September 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The Hut Diner; 565J+RM4 Ha Seitlheko, A2, main road, Mafeteng, Lesotho https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-29.8404979%2C27.2317151&query_place_id=ChIJ-WQ_UwAdjB4RUB-7Y93B-HY
Pokes are easier than ever??
Time to get back into Facebook
Time to get back into Facebook
September 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Pokes are easier than ever??
Time to get back into Facebook
Time to get back into Facebook
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September 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Chingxiang salmon; ផ្លូវ101, Krong Pursat, Cambodia https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=12.5380763%2C103.9205466&query_place_id=ChIJEdIV_iWjDzERmZTXUq9bzjI
September 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Chingxiang salmon; ផ្លូវ101, Krong Pursat, Cambodia https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=12.5380763%2C103.9205466&query_place_id=ChIJEdIV_iWjDzERmZTXUq9bzjI
Sail to the Thief - an album of Radiohead themed sea shanties
This idea would have killed in early 2021
This idea would have killed in early 2021
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sail to the Thief - an album of Radiohead themed sea shanties
This idea would have killed in early 2021
This idea would have killed in early 2021
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these are the only photos that wikimedia commons has of this keyboard
September 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
these are the only photos that wikimedia commons has of this keyboard
Dear Hollywood,
You cannot get texts from “unknown”, it would give the number or email address
You cannot get texts from “unknown”, it would give the number or email address
September 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Dear Hollywood,
You cannot get texts from “unknown”, it would give the number or email address
You cannot get texts from “unknown”, it would give the number or email address
It's the anniversary of 9/11
I've shared this article many times, and will again, I'm sure. It's by Garrett M. Graff, titled "We're The Only Plane In The Sky" and follows the movements of Air Force one, told by people on the plane.
It's a fascinating read
www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
I've shared this article many times, and will again, I'm sure. It's by Garrett M. Graff, titled "We're The Only Plane In The Sky" and follows the movements of Air Force one, told by people on the plane.
It's a fascinating read
www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
‘We’re the Only Plane in the Sky’
Where was the president in the eight hours after the Sept. 11 attacks? The strange, harrowing journey of Air Force One, as told by the people who were on board.
www.politico.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It's the anniversary of 9/11
I've shared this article many times, and will again, I'm sure. It's by Garrett M. Graff, titled "We're The Only Plane In The Sky" and follows the movements of Air Force one, told by people on the plane.
It's a fascinating read
www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
I've shared this article many times, and will again, I'm sure. It's by Garrett M. Graff, titled "We're The Only Plane In The Sky" and follows the movements of Air Force one, told by people on the plane.
It's a fascinating read
www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
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![Comic. Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure. [mockup of “2x4” piece of wood showing the dimensions as 1½“ by 3 ½“] Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A “2x4” is actually 1½“ by 3 ½“, and a “1x8” is ¾“ by 7⅛“. [two tape measures: one is labeled 12’, the other 12’*] If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our *dimensional lumber tape measure*. [A “normal tape measure” with even increments and a “dimensional lumber tape measure” with increments at different lengths for each inch] *Don’t tell them you got it*—just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigv4ewit5j2o4jyy5twrm5kz4bv5iq7ve72fg7b6dncksdluntfnq@jpeg)
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My bacon was too thick
September 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
My bacon was too thick
Why don’t McDonald’s do onion rings
Onion rings are the best thing (maybe only good thing?) at Burger King. I’m sure McDonald’s could do better
Onion rings are the best thing (maybe only good thing?) at Burger King. I’m sure McDonald’s could do better
September 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why don’t McDonald’s do onion rings
Onion rings are the best thing (maybe only good thing?) at Burger King. I’m sure McDonald’s could do better
Onion rings are the best thing (maybe only good thing?) at Burger King. I’m sure McDonald’s could do better
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs
September 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs
Lasagna sheets that actually fit in your baking tray
September 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Lasagna sheets that actually fit in your baking tray
Next summer, or maybe the summer after, kids are going to be wearing Animal and Quiksilvwr T-shirts
I cannot fucking wait
I cannot fucking wait
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Next summer, or maybe the summer after, kids are going to be wearing Animal and Quiksilvwr T-shirts
I cannot fucking wait
I cannot fucking wait
Nobody under 30 knows what these are, just stupid old bastards like me
August 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nobody under 30 knows what these are, just stupid old bastards like me
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My dad suddenly seemed so detached from reality I honestly couldn't tell if it was dementia or a psychotic break. But after sitting near a bunch of far right knobbeads in the pub a lightbulb went off in my brain and I disabled GB News on his telly. Sorted.
August 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My dad suddenly seemed so detached from reality I honestly couldn't tell if it was dementia or a psychotic break. But after sitting near a bunch of far right knobbeads in the pub a lightbulb went off in my brain and I disabled GB News on his telly. Sorted.