Richard (actual) Major
banner
rmajor86.bsky.social
Richard (actual) Major
@rmajor86.bsky.social
Parody(?) of big time international celebrity, Richard Major

Farnham, Surrey
Is dogging a uniquely British thing, or are other countries into it too?

Bit too scared to google that
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Reposted by Richard (actual) Major
Crash Bandicoot fans are going wild right now because Beenox changed their Twitter banner to one featuring various games from their history, but there was also a pic of the Crash 4 version of Crash riding a kart, which he has never done. Then they took the banner down again.

CTR2 in development?!
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Car nerds,

What’s going on here? 1960s VW camper, but 2010 number plate?

An old new stock, previously unregistered van?
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Might start tying a bandana around my wrist
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
One day you signed out of MSN for the last time. You didn’t know then, but you’d never sign in again
October 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Reposted by Richard (actual) Major
Chris De Burgh breastfeeding a skeleton

As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I hate that you have to choose between the explicit and edited versions of albums on streaming services

Why can’t you choose “only show me and/or play the original”
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Reposted by Richard (actual) Major
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by Richard (actual) Major
September 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Pokes are easier than ever??

Time to get back into Facebook
September 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Reposted by Richard (actual) Major
September 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Reposted by Richard (actual) Major
September 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Great gig
September 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sail to the Thief - an album of Radiohead themed sea shanties

This idea would have killed in early 2021
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Reposted by Richard (actual) Major
these are the only photos that wikimedia commons has of this keyboard
September 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Dear Hollywood,

You cannot get texts from “unknown”, it would give the number or email address
September 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's the anniversary of 9/11

I've shared this article many times, and will again, I'm sure. It's by Garrett M. Graff, titled "We're The Only Plane In The Sky" and follows the movements of Air Force one, told by people on the plane.

It's a fascinating read

www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
‘We’re the Only Plane in the Sky’
Where was the president in the eight hours after the Sept. 11 attacks? The strange, harrowing journey of Air Force One, as told by the people who were on board.
www.politico.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Reposted by Richard (actual) Major
Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

xkcd.com/3138/
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My bacon was too thick
September 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Why don’t McDonald’s do onion rings

Onion rings are the best thing (maybe only good thing?) at Burger King. I’m sure McDonald’s could do better
September 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Richard (actual) Major
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs
September 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Lasagna sheets that actually fit in your baking tray
September 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Next summer, or maybe the summer after, kids are going to be wearing Animal and Quiksilvwr T-shirts

I cannot fucking wait
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Nobody under 30 knows what these are, just stupid old bastards like me
August 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Reposted by Richard (actual) Major
My dad suddenly seemed so detached from reality I honestly couldn't tell if it was dementia or a psychotic break. But after sitting near a bunch of far right knobbeads in the pub a lightbulb went off in my brain and I disabled GB News on his telly. Sorted.
August 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM