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Ryan Knuth 🇨🇦
@rmknuth.bsky.social
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel

Ottawa, 🇨🇦

Customer Support Manager by day
Director at @evco.bsky.social by night
Well, that’s not good
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It’s such a cool time where our best bet to not get invaded by the US is _him_ finally dying
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
🙁
January 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I’ve decided that instead of trying to lose more weight, I will just focus on getting taller.
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
That feeling when your kid is finally old enough to use the snowblower
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
What a stupid penalty to take. Yes, he was pushed, but he gladly ran into the goalie.
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Anyone else stocking up on canned corned beef..? Just in case?
January 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Poilievre is the guy in the zombie movie hiding his zombie bite.
January 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Welcome to Canada, gents. Please enjoy some complimentary coffee and Timbits. Then, if you drive about 600 miles north and turn left at the Lethbridge sign, you'll find all our oil. Enjoy as much as you like, compliments of the Prime Minister of Battle River-Crowfoot! Mi tierra es tu tierra!
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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with all of the stories about the rise of solar energy we’ve seen in the last few months it kind of feels like America is doing regime change in order to secure the rights to billions of dollars in blockbuster gift cards
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Art of the Brick in Montréal was really cool. I highly recommend, and it’s only there for a few more weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
This itched my brain in a good way
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Buffets should legally have to post a warning for over 40s reminding us that we’re over 40, and to take er easy.
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Gonna get my ass kicked in Montreal for wearing a Sens toque
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Happy New Year, folks. Now, start it off right and get to bed. This will be the year that Fascism dies. Again. I can feel it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
We need a Stranger Things-like event every New Year’s. It means I don’t have to watch Seacrest out of boredom.
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Still a few hours to go. 🤡

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January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Uh oh. What did I do?
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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We are #LIVE in Times Square, on ABC and the Disney Prime app with an All-Star Lineup for #NewYearsRockinEve !
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Can't believe the final shot of Stranger Things was Millie Bobby Brown breaking the fourth wall to say "Guess now it's time for some...𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘳 things 😎" and then doing finger guns into the camera (can't believe how cool it was, I mean).
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I mean, to be fair, there are still just over 8 hours left in Eastern Time…
Can I get an update on this, Jane?
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM