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Ryan Knuth 🇨🇦
@rmknuth.bsky.social
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel

Ottawa, 🇨🇦

Customer Support Manager by day
Director at @evco.bsky.social by night
FYI there’s a Simpson’s Yule Log on Disney+
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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There should be a reverse Christmas where a magical man comes to your house and takes away a bunch of junk. But the government won't allow this because it doesn't help the economy
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
🚨 Dork Christmas present alert 🚨

I can now charge my EV at NACS stations!
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Hope Hegseth doesn’t get on the bottle tonight and order the military to drop Santa
December 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Lmao a car in the parking lot had a “Haulin’ Auss” sticker
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My OCD and my wrapping skills do not mesh well
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Oh, so, suddenly it's a CRIME to fly on a PRIVATE JET with the world's most famous PEDOPHILE and a bunch of UNDERAGE GIRLS who were SEX TRAFFICKED and then FIRE everyone at the FBI who INVESTIGATED YOU and replace them with LACKEYS whose only job is to COVER FOR YOU while you STEAL MONEY from TAX PA
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The PM’s Christmas card has Nico on the back 😻. We learned from Diana Carney that he’s named after St. Nicholas as they got him around Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Some of the most affordable new housing in Barrhaven is close to closing.

This is what the front lawn looks like.

How many families could’ve purchased one, who now will basically be forced to rent?
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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This is how thick Canada's dirt is, Mister Speaker. Canada has the most and thickest dirt in the world. So there's no excuse for why Canadian food prices aren't the lowest in the world. That's science, Mister Speaker.
December 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Weissand Effect
Had Bari Weiss just ran the story, it would have been seen by a couple million people tops. The bootleg has now gone viral, and may end up being the most-watched 60 Minutes segment ever. It might be time to rename the Streisand Effect.
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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A lot of friends ask me for advice on what EV to buy. I never recommend Toyota or Subaru for 2 reasons:

1) they are almost worst in class when it comes to charge speed, features, & range.

2) the CEO of Toyota, Akio Toyoda, supports Trump. He wears a MAGA hat.

The 2 things are connected. #nokings
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I don’t recall putting up this ornament
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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America's Vice President says the racist hater no longer need to bother with white hoods.
This guy is a good buddy of Jamil Jivani - Canada's low rent version of Charlie Kirk and the new rising star of the Poilievre caucus.
The hate playbook is as clear as can be.
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Some of the most feckless politicians at the worst time.
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?

KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yay for increasing sunlight starting today
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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look for the helpers, they are distracted and easy prey
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There has to be a single good person in the justice dept that will do the right thing and leak un-redacted Epstein shit, right? I mean obviously protect the victims, but expose EVERY pedo. I dgaf what side of the aisle, or how famous they are. Fuck em all.
December 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Probably caught some neighbours’ attention when 3 cops showed up to see me today.

There was a fight in the middle of a street we passed earlier, and my dash cam caught some of it.

Reminder to idiots: Cameras are everywhere.
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Watch it in 0.5x speed
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities

if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM