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Abiff Ravencloak
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Holy Chao, it's nuts out there.

Fun with #haiku

Faith is a riddle, not a rulebook.

Comically diplomatic, yet very opinionated.

I am Rebator Rumor, Raider of the Lost Fnord
Blinding white of snow
Wind chilling cold air colder
No humidity!

#haiku
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Window shows light snow
Hot coffee and cold pizza
Weekend morn started

#haiku
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Sixteen F outside
Fifty nine F inside house
Mmmm, Iced coffee

#haiku
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Raindrops on kittens
Bright copper mittens with string
Favorite things, sure.

#haiku
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Lost in thoughts, feelings
Majesty of universe
Lost with eyes wide shut

#haiku
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Fire, Water, Air, Earth
The building blocks of our world
Find Spirit, and live.

#haiku
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
The toughest lesson:
You can do everything right
And it can still fail

#haiku
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I maye hed to Town
See a man about a leg
We all we need, Drake.

#haiku
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
IMPOSITION OF ORDER = ESCALATION OF DISORDER

We are seeing that play out in real time with ICE and the protests.
🏠📜✨ IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: 🌀🧠
🔥👑🤪 GOD IS A CRAZY WOMAN NAMED ERIS 🍎⚡🌈
🧩🌀🫠 SOMEBODY HAD TO PUT ALL OF THIS CONFUSION HERE 🎭🧠🪐
📐⚔️💥 IMPOSITION OF ORDER = ESCALATION OF DISORDER 🌀📉📈
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Rolling boil, steam
Frog goes about his day, shrugs
Get out of the pot!

#haiku
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 PM
eyes open, deep breath
back cracks with every stretch
Morning comes slowly

#haiku
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Tomorrow marks a very historic day in Boston's most historic history:

THE MOONINITE INVASION!

I can remember sitting in an office, wondering if I would be allowed to drive home.

Thank the gods for the work of Mayor Mumbles to save us all.
January 30, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Movies come and go
Some exceed expectations
Some flop, and flop hard

#haiku
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Lion and Buddha
Hiding in fresh fallen snow
See you in the Spring

#haiku
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The cow was led out
In hopes the sheep would quiet
No, em, not quite yet

#haiku
January 27, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Is the tide turning
Or is a tsunami here?
Wash it all away....

#haiku
January 26, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Socks pair up, shirts there
Fold pants, underwear, towels
Waiting for the snow

#haiku
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Dog paced, sensing
Oncoming storm arriving
Monkey needs the news

#haiku
January 24, 2026 at 5:06 PM
t's pfp day where you post your pfp. again. everyone look at the picture you've seen 9,933 times. obey.

It's me, Abiff, in crow form, drinking my coffee, watching the world go 'round.
January 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
We have hit the first 23 of the year!

23 Skidoo

#23January2026
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Quote post with a clue of where you’re from.
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Who controls the past now controls the future
Who controls the present now controls the past
Who controls the past now controls the future
Who controls the present now?

Rage Against The Machine - Testify
The Trump administration has removed an exhibit on slavery at Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia, calling it “corrosive ideology.”
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Wait with bated breath
The Ghost of '78
Snow, wind, all shutdown

#haiku
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Quiet crackle, pop
Electronic fireplace plays
White noise while I work

#haiku
January 22, 2026 at 2:21 PM