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Robin Bastard
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HB 💚💍 https://bsky.app/profile/robbacrab.bsky.social #BLM #LGBTQ 🏳️‍⚧️ #ANTIFA #Woke #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #ThatEscalatedQuickly he/him
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Been on here less than a week and had 2 DM's from new followers, which fall into the begging/catfish categories. Not too bad, but I'm gonna pin this as it saves having to explain myself each time 🤗
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January 19, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Love it when I google Google.
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Interesting thread is interesting!
Had an intriguing editorial discussion recently: how did people in the past talk about 'minutes' when they didn't have watches or standardised times? How does that affect your thinking?

Come down an Elizabethan/Jacobean rabbit hole with me.

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January 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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Today's lesson from your favourite (grammar) Nazi!!!😆
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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Ernie Hyperbole sounds like a Timothy Chalamet movie.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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String for real man👍🫠🫣
January 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Bit like me and Donnie really.
He thinks he owns me...
Meow! 🐱😁
January 17, 2026 at 12:54 PM
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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Mmm. Wasn't this the label with which he was supposed to be working on a new album with, but then scrapped?
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADURO, IRAN NOR GREENLAND & STAY LOUD 🔥🔥🔥

🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN 🔥🔥🔥

🔥🔥🔥 TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS & I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared 🔥🔥🔥
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 PM
This vegan shit has now got out of hand

They're selling plant based alternatives to vapes

They are calling them cigarettes

#FridayFuckology
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January 16, 2026 at 12:53 PM
What's surprised me the most about the release of the Epstein files was the visible evidence that Margaret Thatcher’s name was nowhere within them

We know how much she loved fucking miners

#FridayFuckology
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January 16, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Just discovered that I am a victim of identity theft

Be warned, there are now two irritating cunts out there!

#FridayFuckology
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January 16, 2026 at 7:35 AM
As I get older my tastes are changing

For instance, I used to not like Brussels sprouts but now I don't like people

#FridayFuckology
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January 16, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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Apropos of nothing

youtu.be/yNHCkuGrAl4?...
G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E
YouTube video by HummusVacuum - Topic
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January 14, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Today I learned if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat

Because it's cap sized

#FridayFuckology
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January 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
There's two reasons I won't give money to people begging

1. They'll use it to buy alcohol

2. I want to use it to buy alcohol

#FridayFuckology
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January 16, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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Sometimes I wonder if I could be that brave and if I’ll ever have to be.
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Learning to ski in your 50's is a great way to meet people

Today I met 3 EMTs, 2 nurses, and almost met Jesus

#FridayFuckology
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January 16, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Did you know the actor Yul Brynner was a life long Liverpool fan and he never wore aftershave in his life

That's right

Yul never wore cologne
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January 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM