SkullBeard
@skullbeard.bsky.social
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Futuendi Gratia Sometime guest masochist on TATP apocryphal episodes. Ginger whisperer. You are under no obligation to follow me. (he/him 🌈 )
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skullbeard.bsky.social
Also Canadian...
Only four, all on the west Coast.
Haven't crossed the border in a quarter century and I most likely won't ever again.
skullbeard.bsky.social
It doesn't take an away team to find Dolores...
You can use OnStar.
skullbeard.bsky.social
Wait until they see the correlation between global temperature rise and declining numbers of pirates...

Correlation does not indicate causation ffs
skullbeard.bsky.social
Proof is for alcohol and math(s ...for those in the UK)...ffs
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paulogia.bsky.social
Are there any motion graphics artists in the Paulogia community who would be open to freelance work? I'd love to work with someone mission-aligned and topically-interested. [email protected]
skullbeard.bsky.social
I think someone know posted about this not too long ago...
artificialmcb.bsky.social
Does anyone have recommendations for dog stairs?
skullbeard.bsky.social
*Furiously takes notes*

I've got 2/3rds of the perfect outfit here if the goon squad ever ends up in my town (just gotta find an appropriate red shirt and hope for a summery day)
A faux straw hat with a red band laying atop a pair of knee length cut-off jeans
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anartdecodiva.bsky.social
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Volume up!
I'd give it an 87.
tizzywoman.bsky.social
#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth

92% of breast cancers are survivable when found early. Knowing the normal look and feel of your breasts can help you spot a change quickly.

Check your titties.

Volume UP!
skullbeard.bsky.social
That was one of the running jokes when I lived in Montreal.

We had four seasons...
Almost winter
Winter
Still winter and...
Construction
skullbeard.bsky.social
Correct

It's nine months of winter and three months of shitty weather
skullbeard.bsky.social
The procrastinator's mantra:

Never do today, what can be put off until tomorrow.
Never do tomorrow, what can be put off indefinitely.

Words to live by
skullbeard.bsky.social
Sounds like something I would do...
skullbeard.bsky.social
Whoa...that's a lot of boyfriends...why are half of them wearing dresses?
skullbeard.bsky.social
Unpleasant and expensive particle physics...and maybe a little mycology...
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seraswolfhime.bsky.social
Many Canadian Albertans face uncertainty with Danielle Smith's ADAP (Alberta Disability Assistance Program) which will hurt many Albertans with disabilities.

A petition was in place by an Edmonton resident who is on AISH (Assured Income for the Severely Handicapped) and it was denied because
skullbeard.bsky.social
Co-op Gas and Co-op Liquor but the nearest Co-op Foods is a half hour drive east of here...
Odd priorities
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sassymetischick.bsky.social
**MISSING INDIGENOUS PERSON**

!!!!!!!!! Please repost !!!!!!!!!

#MMIP #LUMMINATION