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Robert ;3c

@robcert.bsky.social

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I can’t decide if I want to be an otter or a beaver. Either way, I love fish Really I love my dog: 💚@viridianfantasy.bsky.social💚

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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 5h

Me: Yes, understand looking at porn in full of students may be troubling to them and is against the rules. But it was artistic nudity not porn you see. The students just don’t appreciate art.”
HR: …. You have one day to pack up your things.

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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 7h

Challenge: don’t open NSFW furry art while assisting a course in the field

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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 10h

just incredible content. all the fancy data centers to generate shitty video, and yet nothing beats the following

>be me

>bottomless pit supervisor

>in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

>occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

>one day I go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

>the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

>distress.jpg

>ask my boss what to do

>he says "just make it bottomless again"

> I say "how"

>he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

>rage.jpg

>quit my job

>become a regular pit supervisor

>first day on the job, go to the new hole

>its bottomless

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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 12h

No it’s just a visual reminder of the sacrifices we all make in the service of capitalism. All Hail

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 13h

That’s the sunlight filtered through air pollution

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Ferris Jabr @ferrisjabr.bsky.social · Nov 18

Cucurbita pepo is one of the oldest domesticated species. Over millennia, it has proved astoundingly versatile.

Just as Brassica oleracea gave us broccoli, kale, cabbage, Brussels sprouts etc, C. pepo morphed into the pumpkin, zucchini, delicata, pattypan, acorn, yellow squash and more!

A watercolor illustration showing the modern cultivars of squash descended from the ancestral Cucurbita pepo. C. pepo is in the middle, depicted as a round-ish speckled squash ripening from green to yellow-orange. Acorn squash, zucchini, pumpkin, delicata, pattypan, and yellow squash surround it in a circle, each connected to C. pepo by a line, like spokes in a wheel. Illustration by Ferris Jabr.

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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 16h

Radically Sunny @radicallysunny.bsky.social · 18h

Art by kiracyan.design

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2d

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 3d

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Green has just woken up, bleary-eyed, while Blue is still sound asleep. Green narrates.
Green, narrating: You might wake up at 5 on a cold, dark monday to the sound of someone scraping frost off their windshield.

Still sleepy-eyed, Green turns towards sleeping Blue.
Green, continuing to narrate: But you are warm, safe and cozy, in bed with the love of your life.

Closing his eyes again, Green cuddles up to Blue.
Green, narrating: One of life's sweet, fleeting moments of pure and perfect bliss.

Blue wakes up, both foxes are bleary-eyed and half-asleep.
Blue: Can you get off me? I need to go pee.
Green, still narrating: Very fleeting.

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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 4d

In my professional opinion the Mariners should stop batting into double plays with 1 out

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 4d

You’re wrong because it’s a Phillies shirt

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 4d

Going to your favorite ice cream place wearing their shirt silently hoping they will give you a discount

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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 4d

Why does my wife make fun of me for being a wife guy?

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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 4d

There's a little known clause in the constitution that states that if the president ever posts a video of himself dumping a bunch of diarrhea on the populace that the nation is null and void. So it's ok to redistribute any NFL games without express written permission today if you want to

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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 4d

I love a good Master Agreement. And a good MOA

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Pumpkin Spice go burr 🏳️‍🌈⚫️〰️⚫️🏳️‍🌈 @believeinshadows.bsky.social · 5d

#nokings #nokingsday #autism #epstein #fursuit

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a wicked and unusual boy @myrrlyn.net · 5d

speaker said “they say we hate america” (boos) “but we are here because we love america” (cheers) “and we are real americans” (cheers) “and they aren’t” (crowd goes fucking insane)