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Robert ;3c
@robcert.bsky.social
I can’t decide if I want to be an otter or a beaver. Either way, I love fish

Really I love my dog:
💚@viridianfantasy.bsky.social💚
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Reading the lint on my shower floor like tea leaves
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logging on
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Remember this film? Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas is a quiet little gem of pure Jim Henson magic. It's a 1977 cult classic following two hardworking otters (so nothing like Steve and Brad) entering a talent show to buy each other Christmas gifts!
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Word just didn’t auto save my work for 12 hours then made it disappear.
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m always afraid other people see me as “the main character” but the most I want to be is a lovable side character
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Someone should make work clothes that you don’t get immediately sweaty and once you start moving at all
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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A good example of why direct inflation adjustment of this sort is more deceptive than clarifying when applied over very long stretches of time where consumption patterns are very different.

Basic foods (bread/grain) probably devours a third of Cratchet's income, but not the modern worker's.
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category
https://theonion.com/golden-globes-introduces-best-podcast-category/
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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#deer 🦌
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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So I heard the advertisement world gave us another “oh no, he’s cute” wolf.

(I needed to add the subtitles myself because *holy appropriate song*, Batman!)
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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He's shy 🙈

#deer 🦌
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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from @ciderbunart.bsky.social !!! 🎨
captured my very soul with this one. so good. 🙏 🐾 😺 #furryart #furry
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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🐱
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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the polycule is a wreck, a coyote therian fucking vored our outdoor catboy
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’ve watched each of the movies in the pirates of the Caribbean trilogy more than six times. I think the number is above 13.
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Conservatively I’ve watched The Grand Budapest Hotel 15+ times
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Leonard Cohen is the final voice you hear as you inevitably exit this mortal coil
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I don’t watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way.

In conclusion: PEE YEW
I don’t watch basketball but goddamn I love basketball posting. Sincerely. Best sports posts hands down.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Be careful letting your otter open your sweetish fish, he might just steal them
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Foxy Grandpa sounds like what I wish all live bands at your local restaurant sounded like
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM