Robin Paul Dean
@robinpauldean.bsky.social
Like Martha Stewart but without the jail time
📍Seattle
📍Seattle
Pinned
Born to frolic, forced to enter my verification code.
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It is legitimately amazing how badly Apple fucked up the most important user interface in the world.
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
It is legitimately amazing how badly Apple fucked up the most important user interface in the world.
FINE! Everyone’s been asking what I looked like in 2016, here ya go:
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
FINE! Everyone’s been asking what I looked like in 2016, here ya go:
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The people of Greenland are going to LOVE the concept of a deductible
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The people of Greenland are going to LOVE the concept of a deductible
Get the FUCK out of my inbox. If we work together and you want a reply from me, you are better off sending your request via carrier pigeon than sending me an email about it. This is why we have slack.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Get the FUCK out of my inbox. If we work together and you want a reply from me, you are better off sending your request via carrier pigeon than sending me an email about it. This is why we have slack.
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Y’all too damn old to not be covering your coughs!
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Y’all too damn old to not be covering your coughs!
Not a single gay guy at Nat Geo?
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Not a single gay guy at Nat Geo?
Someone want to write my annual self-review for me?
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Someone want to write my annual self-review for me?
really REALLY in the mood to get a tattoo
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
really REALLY in the mood to get a tattoo
The queen got a new cat cave that is shaped like an owl and I just think this is so cute.
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The queen got a new cat cave that is shaped like an owl and I just think this is so cute.
I need you to pick the restaurant so I don’t have to decide. But I need you to pick the *right* restaurant. And no, I don’t know what the right restaurant is.
January 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I need you to pick the restaurant so I don’t have to decide. But I need you to pick the *right* restaurant. And no, I don’t know what the right restaurant is.
I guess tonight was a good night to start watching The Pitt
January 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I guess tonight was a good night to start watching The Pitt
Sweat a lot at spin class today 😅
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Sweat a lot at spin class today 😅
It’s happening.
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
It’s happening.
A haircut would fix me right now
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
A haircut would fix me right now
The Opinion columnists at @nytimes.com couldn’t find ANYTHING more pressing to talk about this week?
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The Opinion columnists at @nytimes.com couldn’t find ANYTHING more pressing to talk about this week?
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My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”
Western beauty standards = enormous teeth that don’t fit in your mouth.
Me and my tiny teeth could never 😭
Me and my tiny teeth could never 😭
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Western beauty standards = enormous teeth that don’t fit in your mouth.
Me and my tiny teeth could never 😭
Me and my tiny teeth could never 😭
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dm me your social security number and i'll tell you if i think you're a top or a bottom
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
dm me your social security number and i'll tell you if i think you're a top or a bottom
Is that a promise?
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Is that a promise?
I hear we like hockey now
January 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I hear we like hockey now
My mother came out of retirement to be a Costco food sample lady. She’s got some STORIES. They need their own show on Bravo
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
My mother came out of retirement to be a Costco food sample lady. She’s got some STORIES. They need their own show on Bravo
I made James Franco a pour over once when I worked at the first Starbucks in Pike Place Market. He was clearly trying to hide so we just stared at each other, no words.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I made James Franco a pour over once when I worked at the first Starbucks in Pike Place Market. He was clearly trying to hide so we just stared at each other, no words.
2 of 4 meetings canceled today.
December 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
2 of 4 meetings canceled today.
“Feels like 4”
My coastal elite city would never do this to me.
My coastal elite city would never do this to me.
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“Feels like 4”
My coastal elite city would never do this to me.
My coastal elite city would never do this to me.