Robin Paul Dean
@robinpauldean.bsky.social
Like Martha Stewart but without the jail time
📍Seattle
📍Seattle
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Born to frolic, forced to enter my verification code.
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I am so excited
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I am so excited
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this week, I'm thankful I don't have kids or religious beliefs
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
this week, I'm thankful I don't have kids or religious beliefs
Shoulda been called “Wicked Act 2: Back in the Habit”
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Shoulda been called “Wicked Act 2: Back in the Habit”
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
I’m in “get on board or get out of my way” mode at work today.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m in “get on board or get out of my way” mode at work today.
No baby, I love when you tell me you think turkey isn’t good during Thanksgiving week. Yeah, it is super cool and a unique hot take. I mean, no one asked but you’re so right, babe.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No baby, I love when you tell me you think turkey isn’t good during Thanksgiving week. Yeah, it is super cool and a unique hot take. I mean, no one asked but you’re so right, babe.
Morning walk is taking me places
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Morning walk is taking me places
I think people should have to tip me when they bring their children out in public and they are obnoxious.
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I think people should have to tip me when they bring their children out in public and they are obnoxious.
RINO: reckless instigator, now obsolete
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
RINO: reckless instigator, now obsolete
My hips don’t lie. My friend here has hips that always lie. You may ask us three questions.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My hips don’t lie. My friend here has hips that always lie. You may ask us three questions.
Linda Belcher’s work is done:
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Linda Belcher’s work is done:
The only thing getting me through this week is the cute new sweater I bought at A&F
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The only thing getting me through this week is the cute new sweater I bought at A&F
In case no one told you: you have to dust off your Lego flowers or I will throw them away for you
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
In case no one told you: you have to dust off your Lego flowers or I will throw them away for you
I did, in fact, return to work…
Took today off for a massage and a facial. I may never return to work!
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I did, in fact, return to work…
It’s finally rainy season in Seattle and I could not be happier 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s finally rainy season in Seattle and I could not be happier 🥰
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
Took today off for a massage and a facial. I may never return to work!
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Took today off for a massage and a facial. I may never return to work!
Dentist said “you have beautiful teeth”
I WON 🙌
I WON 🙌
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Dentist said “you have beautiful teeth”
I WON 🙌
I WON 🙌
Oh Seattle is so cute, I wish it was a real place 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oh Seattle is so cute, I wish it was a real place 🥰
Did you know it’s cold on the east coast this morning?
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Did you know it’s cold on the east coast this morning?
Found on my morning walk: anyone missing their Fraternity House DVD?
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Found on my morning walk: anyone missing their Fraternity House DVD?
Working on a Sunday to make the upcoming week easier so of course I’m doing so at a brewery with a beer
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Working on a Sunday to make the upcoming week easier so of course I’m doing so at a brewery with a beer
Little known fact: the Smurfs live in Seattle
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Little known fact: the Smurfs live in Seattle
Walked another 10k steps this morning for this (the best breakfast sandwich in Seattle)
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Walked another 10k steps this morning for this (the best breakfast sandwich in Seattle)
Leg day PLUS 25k steps yesterday and ya girl is SORE today
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Leg day PLUS 25k steps yesterday and ya girl is SORE today