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Robin Wilde
@robinwilde.me
InDesign in the streets, Photoshop in the sheets. Creative Director at @wildebeest.design
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Some news! From July I'll be shifting to full-time freelancing ahead of my return to the UK next year. If you or any friends, colleagues, or nemeses have any need of creative support, including design, writing, and creative project planning, I'd love to have a chat. Portfolio here: robinwilde.me
Robin Wilde - Freelance Graphic Design in the Pacific Northwest
Freelance graphic designer in Seattle and Vancouver
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Growing sense of embarrassment at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant over First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I regret to inform you the Japanese Communist Party are a bunch of NIMBYs
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Being a fancy lad before I leave Kyoto
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Decided on a whim to go to the aquarium. Say hello to Hikaru! 🦭
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Arriving back at the hostel to sleep just as the Young People here prepare to go out. Officially Old.
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Reposted by Robin Wilde
Osaka playing an absolute blinder with their signage
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 AM
It's bigger than that Chris, it's large.
This is truly awful prose
January 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Before we met for our first date my soon-to-be wife made me do mine and:
January 16, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Reposted by Robin Wilde
We have an ageing population, struggling public services, and climate change. People might want low taxes, no migrants and cheaper energy, but they also don't want to lie in a hospital corridor for hours or have their house flooded. You can win elections with magic thinking but can't govern with it.
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Ana's colleague (who is Young) looked at her like she was an alien when she mentioned sealing an envelope by licking it

Is this a new Gen Z thing we have to know about
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 AM
As always I am intrigued by this at an operational level.

"Pop down Ryman's and get a frame"
It’s even more embarrassing than I imagined.
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
"Pulling a football away from a federal law enforcement agent while they were already in the act of running up for a kick, so they would potentially fall over, hit their head and die"
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin on "acts of violence" against ICE agents in Minnesota: "Pouring water on the ground so that it would freeze the ground in front of our federal law enforcement vehicles so that they would potentially slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Trump is a strangely Kaiser Wilhelmish figure in this regard. Doesn't seem to get that the prizes are a bribe, would definitely call himself Dr after receiving an honorary PhD.
breathtakingly embarrassing for absolutely everyone involved lol
January 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I have to say I resent being in a reggae bar in Kyoto and having to think about the Conservative and Unionist Party.
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Fuck 'im up kez
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Wisdom obtained by experience: learning a language will get you treated as very impressive and special by a lot of bartenders.
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I'd like to take part in this bit but honestly I've got fuckin' nothing. I could make some posters advocating voting for my enemies?
What would be the thing YOU revealed about yourself halfway through The Traitors in an attempt to make yourself look cleverer than you are?

I think mine would be, "I've kept this to myself, but I'm actually an author of popular non-fiction. So I know a thing or two about... the truth."
January 15, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Quite possibly the worst idea Google Maps has ever served me
January 15, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Quite a few Sanseito posters up on the walls of Gion, which feels like being a racist in Bicester.
January 15, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Could she give it a couple of weeks, Jesus
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Reposted by Robin Wilde
The name “JPEG XL” implies the existence of other next-generation file formats such as:
• Big PDF
• MP3 Pro Max
• SVG Deluxe
• 7Zip 7Furious
• DOCX-treme
• GIF Supreme
January 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Too many people exist in a weird online unreality where nothing important is real and nothing real is important, episode #3846
It speaks to how broken MPs' media diet is that all parties didn't collectively go "pedophilia bad" at the first possible opportunity here
The least surprising poll finding you'll ever see:
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I am curious how a 1934 advertising slogan for an American breakfast cereal has wormed its way into British political discourse in 2026. What's the chain of etymology?
Streeting: 'feedback is the breakfast of champions'
January 13, 2026 at 9:17 AM