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literally just being dumb and gay.
Watched Pillion twice so have an extra 😌
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
J*** S***** acting like that in Pillion at 47... you know what, I respect it
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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USPS 😵‍💫
friends, what alternatives to Discord are yall finding? 👁️
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
So Pillion was fucking hot but more importantly... isn't love the point...
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
happy birthday to Me!
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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whatever alarm is set to play across the country in anticipation of an incoming nuke, we should replace it with Gasolina
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
i really liked The Moment. Brat forever.
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Entering a new era where I have a new sickness every week.
January 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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“We can all agree this is bad” what’s sad though is we really can’t. Some people are just really that hateful. They would rather see us lose all our rights, have citizens gunned down in the streets, if it means less brown people. It’s as “cut off your nose to spite your face” as it gets.
January 24, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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I turned one of my all-time worst stream ideas into a condensed YouTube video for your enjoyment.

Fortnite But Every Time I Die I Add More UI
youtu.be/oTdTZeYrxf4
Fortnite But Every Time I Die I Add More UI
YouTube video by braktheman
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Keep putting off booking my birthday massage and I fear it'll be too late soon
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If it wasn't for Legends Z-A the Switch 2 would've gone completely unplayed this past year. I love my Steam Deck so much.
Use my steam deck literally every day & haven’t turned on my switch 2 in like 4 months
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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I wrote about MAGA Minaj from the perspective of a Barb (a condition for which there is lamentably no known cure) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/a-mf-monster
A MF MONSTER
Thoughts on MAGA Minaj from a Barb in recovery
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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you may have noticed there is suddenly extra protein in everything. this is the government attempting to get us jacked. for war
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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the Polymarket odds on screen
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I wanna tell Seaman my darkest secrets.
This is where the despair of the world has brought me. This is where I’ll ever be
January 10, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Rapaport trying to cozy up to the housewives oh just cut him already
January 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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Scientists HATE him! He just killed everyone
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
ok i'm gonna start doing this this year
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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chip shortages are also why people were paying full retail for used cars during the pandemic or waiting 8-10 months for their car to arrive from the factory
Silicon Valley isn’t just polluting our cultural and information systems with AI slop and destroying the environment in the process.

They’re also poised to force consumer electronics to shoot up in price because they’re buying up so much hardware for data centers.
Chip shortages threaten 20% rise in consumer electronics prices
Manufacturers and analysts warn AI data centre build-out is crowding out market for semiconductors
www.ft.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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this is gay rights #RHOSLC
December 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Sami Landri do Titanique challenge.
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM