Rocketcool
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Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this.
Fun fact: The fellow mentioned below who led the league in 1976 went on to be in the motion pictures - Tinsel Town could await you too, James Cook!
James Cook has done it: He’s the first Bills player to lead the NFL in rushing yards since O.J. Simpson in 1976.
1. James Cook 1,621
2. Derrick Henry 1,595
3. Jonathan Taylor 1,585
#billsmafia
1. James Cook 1,621
2. Derrick Henry 1,595
3. Jonathan Taylor 1,585
#billsmafia
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Fun fact: The fellow mentioned below who led the league in 1976 went on to be in the motion pictures - Tinsel Town could await you too, James Cook!
This suuuuuuuuucks.
✅ WIN
✅ FIRST DIVISION TITLE SINCE 2020
✅ PLAYOFF BOUND
The Pittsburgh Steelers secure the No. 4 seed in the AFC Playoffs.
✅ FIRST DIVISION TITLE SINCE 2020
✅ PLAYOFF BOUND
The Pittsburgh Steelers secure the No. 4 seed in the AFC Playoffs.
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
This suuuuuuuuucks.
Lamar Jackson does back flips and magic tricks and is incredibly impressive year-after-year only to have his team find new ways to crumble around him.
Harbaughs gotta go.
Harbaughs gotta go.
January 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Lamar Jackson does back flips and magic tricks and is incredibly impressive year-after-year only to have his team find new ways to crumble around him.
Harbaughs gotta go.
Harbaughs gotta go.
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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the deep oceans of fanfic on the internet are so great because, yeah, apparently everybody *does* have a novel in them! it just turns out that a lot of those novels are about transformers being gay together
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the deep oceans of fanfic on the internet are so great because, yeah, apparently everybody *does* have a novel in them! it just turns out that a lot of those novels are about transformers being gay together
This whole YouTube NFL broadcast is cringe af.
Unless Mr Beast is about to be pancaked into a previous decade by a linebacker, I’m not interested in anything they are doing.
Unless Mr Beast is about to be pancaked into a previous decade by a linebacker, I’m not interested in anything they are doing.
September 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This whole YouTube NFL broadcast is cringe af.
Unless Mr Beast is about to be pancaked into a previous decade by a linebacker, I’m not interested in anything they are doing.
Unless Mr Beast is about to be pancaked into a previous decade by a linebacker, I’m not interested in anything they are doing.
The first action of the new Kennedy Center board is to give Bill Cosby another Mark Twain award????
February 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The first action of the new Kennedy Center board is to give Bill Cosby another Mark Twain award????
Louisiana new official heath guidance: Eat some horsepaste and/or rub some dirt on it.
Madness, insanity. www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/...
Louisiana Department of Health ends mass vaccinations, bans seasonal vaccine promotion
Louisiana Surgeon General Ralph Abraham sent a directive to state health workers Thursday ending long-standing mass vaccination clinics and banning staff from promoting seasonal vaccines.
www.theadvocate.com
February 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Louisiana new official heath guidance: Eat some horsepaste and/or rub some dirt on it.
There is nothing funnier than a sarcastic chop. Never stop being you, Philly. #superbowl
If you’re hearing the chant, it’s Eagles fans mock-chopping
February 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
There is nothing funnier than a sarcastic chop. Never stop being you, Philly. #superbowl
Chiefs got blown out in the biggest game of the year and embarrassed themselves as still came out ahead of Drake. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Chiefs got blown out in the biggest game of the year and embarrassed themselves as still came out ahead of Drake. #superbowl
No no no. I was doing research.
February 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
No no no. I was doing research.
Thank Jesus, because there is nothing more aligned to my conservative values than a woman dumping them out during a family sporting event. #USA
February 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Thank Jesus, because there is nothing more aligned to my conservative values than a woman dumping them out during a family sporting event. #USA
Whomever call that second down play should be fired. How do you take a sack and lose those yards when you can just hand it to Barkley and run power. Eagles doing dumb shit.
January 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Whomever call that second down play should be fired. How do you take a sack and lose those yards when you can just hand it to Barkley and run power. Eagles doing dumb shit.
Same but with Mulholland Drive. Possibly the first theater experience for me where I saw something that was so visceral. A “I didn’t know a movie could do that” experience. Forever changed movies for me.
RIP David Lynch, who first blew my tiny mind with Blue Velvet
January 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Same but with Mulholland Drive. Possibly the first theater experience for me where I saw something that was so visceral. A “I didn’t know a movie could do that” experience. Forever changed movies for me.
Person on the internet: “I’ll never get over finding this hidden pocket door in my house! [youtube thumbnail face]
His friend 10 years from now: “Really wish Ed would shut the fuck up about that pocket door. It’s ruined everything.”
His friend 10 years from now: “Really wish Ed would shut the fuck up about that pocket door. It’s ruined everything.”
January 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Person on the internet: “I’ll never get over finding this hidden pocket door in my house! [youtube thumbnail face]
His friend 10 years from now: “Really wish Ed would shut the fuck up about that pocket door. It’s ruined everything.”
His friend 10 years from now: “Really wish Ed would shut the fuck up about that pocket door. It’s ruined everything.”
Bio-hacking sucks. Tech guys were so much better when they were smoking all the time and shotgunning Jolt Colas.
Who would you rather hang out with, a guy who smells like Camel Crushers or a guy who doesn’t stop talking about cannibalizing his son?
Who would you rather hang out with, a guy who smells like Camel Crushers or a guy who doesn’t stop talking about cannibalizing his son?
January 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Bio-hacking sucks. Tech guys were so much better when they were smoking all the time and shotgunning Jolt Colas.
Who would you rather hang out with, a guy who smells like Camel Crushers or a guy who doesn’t stop talking about cannibalizing his son?
Who would you rather hang out with, a guy who smells like Camel Crushers or a guy who doesn’t stop talking about cannibalizing his son?
The worst part of rucking is eating all those ball-bearings before your hike. After, when you are hungry, is when you WANT to eat the ball-bearings but that’s not how rucking works! #ruckytobealive
January 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The worst part of rucking is eating all those ball-bearings before your hike. After, when you are hungry, is when you WANT to eat the ball-bearings but that’s not how rucking works! #ruckytobealive
I go to mass once a year. Every year, the homily is boring. It’s Christmas - you have a sold out crowd - bring it.
This isn’t the 3rd Sunday in Normal Time where you can play an album track. Christmas should be bangers only.
This isn’t the 3rd Sunday in Normal Time where you can play an album track. Christmas should be bangers only.
December 25, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I go to mass once a year. Every year, the homily is boring. It’s Christmas - you have a sold out crowd - bring it.
This isn’t the 3rd Sunday in Normal Time where you can play an album track. Christmas should be bangers only.
This isn’t the 3rd Sunday in Normal Time where you can play an album track. Christmas should be bangers only.
This New England Patriots team, I mean, they are pretty much guaranteed to score if you give them 11 plays inside the 4 yard line. Fighters, all of them.
December 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
This New England Patriots team, I mean, they are pretty much guaranteed to score if you give them 11 plays inside the 4 yard line. Fighters, all of them.
The Young Dexter/Young Sheldon crossover is going to be LIT!!
December 22, 2024 at 11:01 PM
The Young Dexter/Young Sheldon crossover is going to be LIT!!
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Others seem to enjoy this take on a classic. @scottaukerman.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com
youtu.be/m5vgrB3tlkk
youtu.be/m5vgrB3tlkk
Baby It's Cold Outside - Jimmy Pardo & Scott Aukerman - Never Not Christmas
YouTube video by Debs
youtu.be
December 21, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Others seem to enjoy this take on a classic. @scottaukerman.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com
youtu.be/m5vgrB3tlkk
youtu.be/m5vgrB3tlkk
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telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
December 11, 2024 at 5:16 PM
telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
My son learned about 9/11 in school in September.
While watching Home Alone 2 - he saw the World Trade Center and wanted to go there. We told him that after 9/11 they are not longer there.
He has conflated the two and now things that Harry and Marv took down the towers.
While watching Home Alone 2 - he saw the World Trade Center and wanted to go there. We told him that after 9/11 they are not longer there.
He has conflated the two and now things that Harry and Marv took down the towers.
December 15, 2024 at 12:21 AM
My son learned about 9/11 in school in September.
While watching Home Alone 2 - he saw the World Trade Center and wanted to go there. We told him that after 9/11 they are not longer there.
He has conflated the two and now things that Harry and Marv took down the towers.
While watching Home Alone 2 - he saw the World Trade Center and wanted to go there. We told him that after 9/11 they are not longer there.
He has conflated the two and now things that Harry and Marv took down the towers.