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Michael
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I’m a cosplayer, voice actor, and magician. I create stories and make safe places for the LBGTQ. I look amazing in a maid uniform.
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This is what Trump calls transparency.
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Hope this helps
December 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
20 miles in 20° weather complete! To be fair, it felt like 4°.
December 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Couldn't say it better myself.
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Good morning Bluesky. This is the most corrupt, transactional, and selfish, and need I say it, incestutuous, regime in US history. That is saying a lot. Wow.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Pew pew Ribbit
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"She said she repeatedly told the agents she’s a U.S. citizen.

“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”

She screamed “Leave me alone...”

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Video shows masked Border Patrol agent chasing woman back to her Louisiana home
Jacelynn Guzman said she is a U.S.-born citizen. The Department of Homeland Security said Friday that it "determined the individual in question was not the target."
www.nbcnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Merry Christmas
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Lily Munster is over 400 years old. If she kills one person a week to sustain her insatiable bloodlust that means she has a body count exceeding 20,000.
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Contrary to popular belief, the Venezuela tensions are not about oil. Maduro actually offered a very generous agreement to give oil rights to the US in exchange for the US to back off. This was not accepted, because what the US really wants is Monroe Doctrine 2.0 & Maduro is simply not aligned.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Oh hi there if you don’t think it’s pedophilia to have sex with a 15-year-old and you’re an adult, congratulations! You’re a pedophile.
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
People ask if you open two fortune cookies which fortune counts? The answer is you can use both for combo attacks.
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What better way to celebrate your birthday then doing a marathon! Had to walk a few miles, but it still counts!
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
While setting up our Christmas lights a bee decided to enjoy my coffee. 🐝 ☕️ 🎄
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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The Pedo-Protector Prez ordered a brand new distraction & the Dept. of War (actually the Dept. of Defense: a mini-distraction within a distraction, no extra charge!) is delivering by expanding our ongoing unlawful policy of randomly bombing the tiny boats of fishermen with no due process whatsoever.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Epstein files are a lot like the northern lights. I haven’t seen them, but I’d sure like to.
a painting of an aurora borealis over a body of water
ALT: a painting of an aurora borealis over a body of water
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Hello. I’m sorry but we had to come into town for the census and my baby hasn’t had food in two days… hello?”
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hey, remember that time “Game of Thrones” when Jon Snow fought a unicorn? Me either, anyway release the Epstein files.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Made you look
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM