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Villainous Oarfish
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Johann | they/he | 27 | white

Icon by kiwibyrd on tumblr

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Hi! I’m Johann, I may talk about my online exploits here, but ultimately this is my personal account to talk about life and whatever else I feel like.
Anyways have a good night and play indie classic Transistor by Supergiant Ga—
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"In my dream last night, you died a madman. It felt so real."
#ffxiv
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Guy who forgot about this account
Hey how’s it going lmao
July 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You know, I can never understand it but people who make OCs purely for making nsfw content of them are so strong. I would die trying to do what they do
February 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Saw this at the grocery store, and my god this is the most opulent thing I’ve seen in a while. I wanted it so bad it made me look kinda stupid
February 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Whining and crying bc my friends have left to start the journey home
It was always going to happen but still. :( I’m gonna miss them
January 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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child custody rap battle
January 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 10:30 PM
// nsfw

You know it kinda kills me how little good t4t smut is out there. Like why do I have to go on fuckin ao3 and hope to god what I find isn’t all just
1. Cis man/trans man shit where the trans guy bottoms
2. Fandoms I hate
January 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Every time I use a semicolon correctly while writing I feel like the baddest bitch in this Google doc
December 29, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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If I were on Is It Cake? I would make nothing but regular looking cakes. At first the judges think I'm being difficult or stupid but then it messes with their heads and they doubt the very nature of cake itself.
December 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
I keep thinking of that one tumblr post that’s like “daddy bet all his money on rhinoceros beetle fights there’s not gonna be a Christmas”
It’s how I feel telling people I can’t afford to buy them presents this year
November 29, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Hi I’m still alive, Metias is still the cutest cat in the world
November 29, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Bro ngl I miss rping so much, but also the thought of rping makes me want to shovel dirt into my mouth like a sodium deficient dog
November 16, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
My top 5 songs this month are so fucking dire rn
November 9, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Kind of insane to me that I can see posts from real human beings instead of engagement farming bot accounts on Twitter
Like whoa. Life can be a dream
October 26, 2024 at 9:29 AM
How I feel seeing beautiful designs knowing I wasn’t the one who made them, therefore I cannot use them to play imaginary Barbie with my own OCs
October 24, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Oh hey I guess I draw too

Both art of my oc, Mercury, and an homage to my favorite cover of Hotline Miami!
October 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
God I miss drawing. I constantly want to sit down and finish something other than a coloured sketch
Alas! Bed comfy and motivation hard :(
October 21, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Hi! I’m Johann, I may talk about my online exploits here, but ultimately this is my personal account to talk about life and whatever else I feel like.
Anyways have a good night and play indie classic Transistor by Supergiant Ga—
October 18, 2024 at 7:02 AM