Wario Incandenza
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something the chair company succeeds at that i feel friendship did not is executing on the idea that a tim robinson character should not even be in the top 10 weirdest things about the world he inhabits
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
something the chair company succeeds at that i feel friendship did not is executing on the idea that a tim robinson character should not even be in the top 10 weirdest things about the world he inhabits
i’m watching some of the new looney tunes cartoons on max and the one i’m currently sitting through is really intent on letting me know the big red hair monster is actually named “gossamer”
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i’m watching some of the new looney tunes cartoons on max and the one i’m currently sitting through is really intent on letting me know the big red hair monster is actually named “gossamer”
Well I had a nice couple of days before my upstairs neighbor came back from wherever she was and started immediately screaming at the top of her lungs into her phone uninterrupted for 18 hours straight
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Well I had a nice couple of days before my upstairs neighbor came back from wherever she was and started immediately screaming at the top of her lungs into her phone uninterrupted for 18 hours straight
One of my most enduring associations with the FX medical drama 'Nip/Tuck' was when my brother was watching the pilot episode and I heard Dylan Walsh accuse his wife of "getting [her] vagina waxed like some kind of porno star" and I spent the rest of the day walking around like this:
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
One of my most enduring associations with the FX medical drama 'Nip/Tuck' was when my brother was watching the pilot episode and I heard Dylan Walsh accuse his wife of "getting [her] vagina waxed like some kind of porno star" and I spent the rest of the day walking around like this:
it was
i wonder if the sandwich shop with the really good chicken pesto sandwich is still there on fleet street
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
it was
i know other english-speaking countries love to make fun of the usa's addiction to gun violence but i just got back from the UK and the whole of london is covered in posters that say "thinking about doing a racially-motivated hate crime? think twice" so maybe we're not so different
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i know other english-speaking countries love to make fun of the usa's addiction to gun violence but i just got back from the UK and the whole of london is covered in posters that say "thinking about doing a racially-motivated hate crime? think twice" so maybe we're not so different
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Weapons (2025)
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Weapons (2025)
it breaks my heart to admit i love the city of london but i do
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
it breaks my heart to admit i love the city of london but i do
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I try to remember each Halloween to post this. Another year, another success. youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?...
Anything Can Happen on Halloween - The Worst Witch featuring Tim Curry (HD Remaster)
YouTube video by Rad Retro
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I try to remember each Halloween to post this. Another year, another success. youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?...
so as far as i understand it the gist of it is:
- people in london want to move to nyc
- people in nyc want to move to la
- people in la are trying to revert themselves to the collective unconscious in some kind of overly complicated unbirthing scenario
- people in london want to move to nyc
- people in nyc want to move to la
- people in la are trying to revert themselves to the collective unconscious in some kind of overly complicated unbirthing scenario
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
so as far as i understand it the gist of it is:
- people in london want to move to nyc
- people in nyc want to move to la
- people in la are trying to revert themselves to the collective unconscious in some kind of overly complicated unbirthing scenario
- people in london want to move to nyc
- people in nyc want to move to la
- people in la are trying to revert themselves to the collective unconscious in some kind of overly complicated unbirthing scenario
found a place some of you have never taken your partners today:
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
found a place some of you have never taken your partners today:
I think Michael Shannon is heading for a bad end in Boardwalk Empire not because the show's thesis is that being a criminal is a path that can only drown you in your own blood but rather because he's insufficiently doting to his baddie Norwegian wife
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I think Michael Shannon is heading for a bad end in Boardwalk Empire not because the show's thesis is that being a criminal is a path that can only drown you in your own blood but rather because he's insufficiently doting to his baddie Norwegian wife
jeffrey wright do a normal performance in an HBO series challenge (difficulty rating: impossible)
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
jeffrey wright do a normal performance in an HBO series challenge (difficulty rating: impossible)
it’s kind of crazy how the only good person on ‘boardwalk empire’ is a disfigured ww1 sniper with a 63-person kill count
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
it’s kind of crazy how the only good person on ‘boardwalk empire’ is a disfigured ww1 sniper with a 63-person kill count
Theme for my Music League this week is “a scary song” and I submitted a Machine Girl song but tbh I kind of want to change it to the title track from Ethel Cain’s drone album Perverts because it’s like 11 minutes long
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Theme for my Music League this week is “a scary song” and I submitted a Machine Girl song but tbh I kind of want to change it to the title track from Ethel Cain’s drone album Perverts because it’s like 11 minutes long
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Pale Fire (first draft)
bird hitting glass
you know how i feel
deer gettin shot in the ass
you know how i feel
you know how i feel
deer gettin shot in the ass
you know how i feel
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Pale Fire (first draft)
absolutely my favorite piece of lotr media: m.youtube.com/watch?v=W-BW...
Orcs With Normal Voices - The Age of Men is Over
YouTube video by BurtBot
m.youtube.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
absolutely my favorite piece of lotr media: m.youtube.com/watch?v=W-BW...
saruman created 10,000 uruk-hai and carelessly threw them at helm’s deep; he should only have created 1,000 uruk-hai and made each of them found a b2b saas company powered by cloud computing
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
saruman created 10,000 uruk-hai and carelessly threw them at helm’s deep; he should only have created 1,000 uruk-hai and made each of them found a b2b saas company powered by cloud computing
kind of obsessed with this scene from the extended cut of the two towers where boromir and faramir crush an ale together after reclaiming osgiliath
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
kind of obsessed with this scene from the extended cut of the two towers where boromir and faramir crush an ale together after reclaiming osgiliath
‘CHRISTINE’ (1983): What if a car was evil when it rolled off the assembly line
ME: *smugly, while paying $1800 for service on a Honda CR-V* oh so like every car ever made then
ME: *smugly, while paying $1800 for service on a Honda CR-V* oh so like every car ever made then
October 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
‘CHRISTINE’ (1983): What if a car was evil when it rolled off the assembly line
ME: *smugly, while paying $1800 for service on a Honda CR-V* oh so like every car ever made then
ME: *smugly, while paying $1800 for service on a Honda CR-V* oh so like every car ever made then
there used to be communities online that i genuinely wanted to be a part of and now i log on and see opinions like “it is eugenicist to be anti-ai” every day and i can’t help but feel like this has all been a profound waste of my life
October 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
there used to be communities online that i genuinely wanted to be a part of and now i log on and see opinions like “it is eugenicist to be anti-ai” every day and i can’t help but feel like this has all been a profound waste of my life
taylor swift gabber album when
really disappointed that Taylor Swift hasn’t pivoted to shoegaze yet
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
taylor swift gabber album when
i’m entering a second phase of vibing to geordie greep’s ‘the new sound’ which is crazy because i would describe the experience of seeing him in concert as “grueling and extremely psychologically taxing” but damn if “terra” and “walk up” don’t hit
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i’m entering a second phase of vibing to geordie greep’s ‘the new sound’ which is crazy because i would describe the experience of seeing him in concert as “grueling and extremely psychologically taxing” but damn if “terra” and “walk up” don’t hit
funniest piece of anne rice’s vampire lore is that after you turn you involuntarily shit yourself
September 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
funniest piece of anne rice’s vampire lore is that after you turn you involuntarily shit yourself
haunted by the knowledge that Josh Safdie has cast Mr. Wonderful in his newest movie
September 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
haunted by the knowledge that Josh Safdie has cast Mr. Wonderful in his newest movie