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Brining my turkey in rubber cement because Google execs want money they can’t spend.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
BEZOS: So I was on my $500 million yacht and I shit myself, and as a valet wiped my ass with an Hermès towel that he then threw overboard, I had an idea for an editorial…
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Reposted by Kirk Rudell
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The people rappelling into apartment buildings to throw flash bangs at kids and kidnap their parents are demanding better manners.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Dude, it’s not a time machine.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’ll see you in hell, Charlie Brown.
It really tied the room together, Charlie Brown
All the world will be your enemy, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Dress for the Department of Transportation you want.
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Spurs lineup for the NLD seems meant to clog the middle, not have possession, and maybe find something on a counter or set piece. Whatever the result, the intention is a slog.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I BOUGHT A DOUGHNUT AND THEY GAVE ME A RECEIPT FOR THE DOUGHNUT. I DON'T NEED A RECEIPT FOR THE DOUGHNUT. I'LL JUST GIVE YOU THE MONEY, AND YOU GIVE ME THE DOUGHNUT, END OF TRANSACTION. WE DON'T NEED TO BRING INK AND PAPER INTO THIS…
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
🎶That's the pain,
That cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
We wrapped our arms around each other,
Tried to shove ourselves back together.
We was making love,
Making love.🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Olivia Nuzzi is a generational talent in that she’s hooked up with someone from every generation.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“The only thing you should be shooting in your arm is that sweet, sweet heroin.”
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A tear rolls from Cheryl Hines’ cheek and stains a faded poem in her hands:

“I mean to grab your cheeks
And do you in the Cheryl Heinie,
My Love”
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Started: Going:
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
NY TIMES: MBS has been behaving more cautiously, rebuilding his reputation.

HUMAN RIGHTS GROUPS: Saudi Arabia is executing record numbers of people, including journalists, kids who are tortured into confessions, and alleged drug traffickers who are disappeared into Saudi jails, then killed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A dozen better Kennedys were sacrificed to give RFK Jr this power to kill.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sounds like the classroom video today went over really well with the Harvard administration. www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson
Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey E. Epstein.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m also struck by a media-savvy adult noting that coverage of Israel didn’t used to be so negative and blaming it on TikTok antisemites and not—also—decades of Netanyahu and the far right.

“Back in the days of network news, they were more respectful of Rabin” is not a hard idea to unpack.
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."

www.reddit.com/r/JewsOfCons...
From the JewsOfConscience community on Reddit: Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz speaking to the Jewish Federation and lamenting that young people are learning the wrong lessons from Holocaust e...
Explore this post and more from the JewsOfConscience community
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November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Gianni Infantino has taken FIFA to new depths of greed and immorality. Threatening to move cities less than a year out for bullshit “safety” issues? After letting Russia host and Qatar kill scores of workers? Absolute joke.
www.thetimes.com/us/american-...
Fifa agrees World Cup matches can be moved at Trump’s request
The president has been warning host cities under Democratic control that he will call on Fifa’s president to switch venues if he deems there is a problem
www.thetimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Summers didn’t actually coin this, but he’s proudly associated with the idea that a person has no incentive to take care of something they don’t own, only use.

It’s supposed to be a shorthand for economic theory but now it seems to be a mantra for sex offenders.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“I loved his brain. A brain that in 60-plus years had only managed to drive his first wife to suicide, kill scores of Samoans, and cash in on the fact that his beloved father and uncle had been murdered a long time ago.”
“Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.”

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Damn, need to find another white guy whose only qualifications are fat tie knots and an ability to say, “We’re gonna work the problem with private sector alpha mentality.”
Breaking news: David Richardson resigned as acting head of FEMA.

Richardson was known for frequently being inaccessible, including during the early hours of the flood disaster in Texas over the Fourth of July weekend.
FEMA head resigns. Richardson had been hard to reach during Texas floods.
David Richardson resigned Monday after a brief tenure leading the Federal Emergency Management Agency
www.washingtonpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Step right up, folks, prosperity is always just a quarter or two away!
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM