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Likes:🍷🧀🐈🐿🦆💇🏼‍♂️📺⚡️Dislikes: everything else. Own hair and teeth. Retweets are not endorsements. It’s ‘excited about’ not ‘excited for’; till not ‘til.
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A photo of seven world leaders at the 2025 G7 gathering at Kanaskas, Canada.
Text reads "From now on, Trump will appear like this. Do you agree?"
There is a black redacted box covering the image of Trump representing all the black redactions in the Epstein files many of which are protecting Trump.
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m having a BAO evening so you don’t have to.

youtube.com/watch?v=EmTk...
Benny Anderssons orkester - Sommaren Du Fick
YouTube video by allnicktaken
youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This just appeared in my Instagram feed 😀 #Neighbours
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“Ho Ho H… you’ll have someone’s eye out with that”
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Millions will relate to this. Labour have been, all things weighed up, appalling. Total disregard for their voters and absolutely deserve to be replaced unless they pull some massive rabbits out of hats in the next year or two.
A 🧵

Things to acknowledge about Labour.

- I won’t be voting for them again. I also don’t know yet who I’ll be voting for in the next GE.

- I will happily acknowledge that the Worker’s Rights Bill, the Breakfast Club programme, the VAWG work and quite a few other points are good work.

However.
December 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Important for all Apple users.
youtube.com/watch?v=fEO3...

Convicted scammers should get very heavy sentences with no right to appeal. I would happily pay an extra 1% in taxes to get more prisons built for these cnuts.
The Best Apple Phishing Scam I’ve Ever Seen
YouTube video by Facts Matter with Roman Balmakov
youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
We like these trolleys chez nous
December 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Return to Eden spoof - really want to see this
December 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hear me purr
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I am man, I am multitasking. @barbaradickson.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Don’t be silly, it wasn’t Dillie.
6 years ago I was getting ready for this. Who knew the world would fall apart a few weeks later. Related?
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Are you still feeling poorly @pifflevalve.bsky.social ?
Ten archaic English slang phrases…

10. Got the morbs (sad)
9. Bumpsy (drunk)
8. Whittled as a penguin (very drunk)
8. Scandal water (tea)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
5. Sauce-box (mouth)
4. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
3. Dash my wig (OMG)
2. Poked up (embarrassed)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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In honour of President Trump I am renaming my anus. It will now be known as the Donald Trump Stinkhole. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In my rush to show these off I kicked over a glass of Baileys - so that’s me dealing with my first sticky mess of Christmas 2025.

Oh do behave!
December 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Behold! Our free lunch today: chicken & leek pie, apparently. I tell you that because you wouldn’t otherwise know. I should write to Watchdog.

The rest of the pie filling btw was green lentils + TVP. No leek. Marguerite Patten would be so impressed at how far one chunk of meat could be stretched.
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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This is obscene. Why can't other politicians say that?

The 25 richest families are collectively $358.7 billion richer than a year ago, with a combined fortune totaling $2.9 trillion.
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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one upside of trump insisting on a "presidential address" is it interrupted programming on every major broadcast network. so a whole bunch of normies who only see sanitized versions of
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Cats and Dogs in the ❤️#ChristmasSeason #ChristmasJoy
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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This is what true patriotism looks like!
A sad middle aged man, puffed up to look like Rod Stewart & an immigrant himself, eating ‘English’ grub in an Islamic country whilst slagging off the UK, Islam and migrants.
Charlie Muggins:
Our Fluff
Our Stain
Our Belch
Our Stray Pube.
🇬🇧
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM