Rufus jones
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And in many ways, that’s alof like Jesus, isn’t it
Father Sion Hughes Carew was barefoot and three times over the limit when he hit a Skoda owned by Brian Meagher, whose partner plays Clarrie Grundy
Drunk priest crashed bishop’s car into Archers actress’s partner’s vehicle
Father Sion Hughes Carew was barefoot and three times over the limit when he hit a Skoda owned by Brian Meagher, whose partner plays Clarrie Grundy
www.thetimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
And in many ways, that’s alof like Jesus, isn’t it
John Major’s father was born in 1879
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
John Major’s father was born in 1879
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Knife deaths in London in the year to May 2025 were the lowest in a 12 month period since September 2015.
We are making progress, but there is much to do. We will not let-up in our approach with the police, and through prevention with the London VRU, to build a safer city for all.
We are making progress, but there is much to do. We will not let-up in our approach with the police, and through prevention with the London VRU, to build a safer city for all.
London knife deaths reach lowest level since Sadiq Khan took office, data shows
A 12-month rolling figure shows the lowest number of teenage knife deaths since December 2014
www.mylondon.news
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Knife deaths in London in the year to May 2025 were the lowest in a 12 month period since September 2015.
We are making progress, but there is much to do. We will not let-up in our approach with the police, and through prevention with the London VRU, to build a safer city for all.
We are making progress, but there is much to do. We will not let-up in our approach with the police, and through prevention with the London VRU, to build a safer city for all.
No need to embarrass our guest, he’s wearing a suit….oh. This Freudian Cartoon of a man is beholden to shiny things like a medieval child with an iPhone. He beshits every situation he walks into.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
No need to embarrass our guest, he’s wearing a suit….oh. This Freudian Cartoon of a man is beholden to shiny things like a medieval child with an iPhone. He beshits every situation he walks into.
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He would absolutely love this one!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
He would absolutely love this one!!
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@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social When Trump was impeached for his Capitol rant his own lawyers argued his repeated use of the word 'fight' was figurative. So by their definition the BBC edit is just showing him talking figuratively. Hope that helps :) www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...
Capitol riots: Did Trump's words at rally incite violence?
Donald Trump was accused of inciting violence that left five people dead. So what did the president say?
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social When Trump was impeached for his Capitol rant his own lawyers argued his repeated use of the word 'fight' was figurative. So by their definition the BBC edit is just showing him talking figuratively. Hope that helps :) www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...
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Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
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A production in which, having become so utterly pissed off with Robert Lindsay as Christ, he once crucified him facing the cross, so that Lindsay's entire final number was sung with his back to the audience.
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A production in which, having become so utterly pissed off with Robert Lindsay as Christ, he once crucified him facing the cross, so that Lindsay's entire final number was sung with his back to the audience.
Just saw a Joe Rogan clip in which he raves about a John Cleese party political broadcast for the Lib Dems in the 1980s, which has been put to a Hans Zimmer soundtrack. I forget the other three horsemen.
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Just saw a Joe Rogan clip in which he raves about a John Cleese party political broadcast for the Lib Dems in the 1980s, which has been put to a Hans Zimmer soundtrack. I forget the other three horsemen.
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
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Baron Nathan, the celebrity dance teacher of the 1850s who danced the hornpipe blindfolded, surrounded by eggs. There's something SO malevolent about this image. It's powerfully frightening.
October 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Baron Nathan, the celebrity dance teacher of the 1850s who danced the hornpipe blindfolded, surrounded by eggs. There's something SO malevolent about this image. It's powerfully frightening.
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Baseball is a game normally played in secret by Americans while the British sleep but for some reason it has escaped into the uk daytime and now the secret is out.
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Baseball is a game normally played in secret by Americans while the British sleep but for some reason it has escaped into the uk daytime and now the secret is out.
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something which never fails to make me laugh is remembering David Whitley's line about Charlie Bigham ready meals:
'I'll tell you what a good meal for one is - a Charlie Bigham meal for two'
'I'll tell you what a good meal for one is - a Charlie Bigham meal for two'
A quiet bite in: Charlie Bigham launches £29.95 ready meals for home diners
A quiet bite in: Charlie Bigham launches £29.95 ready meals for home diners
Supermarket supplier says new pricier range is still cheaper than bill for a night out at a restaurant
www.theguardian.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
something which never fails to make me laugh is remembering David Whitley's line about Charlie Bigham ready meals:
'I'll tell you what a good meal for one is - a Charlie Bigham meal for two'
'I'll tell you what a good meal for one is - a Charlie Bigham meal for two'
So. Televisions. We’re just running the family one off pretty strong WiFi these days. What brands handle WiFi well? We had a Samsung which was slow as all hell.
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So. Televisions. We’re just running the family one off pretty strong WiFi these days. What brands handle WiFi well? We had a Samsung which was slow as all hell.
It’s taken me inexplicably long to watch Oppenheimer. A subject teetering on the edge of quantum is perfect for CN’s editorial zip zap time hops. Murphy is in total control of his visual self. Fantastic actor. Downey bonkers good. A Conspiracy thriller of people, and atoms.
October 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It’s taken me inexplicably long to watch Oppenheimer. A subject teetering on the edge of quantum is perfect for CN’s editorial zip zap time hops. Murphy is in total control of his visual self. Fantastic actor. Downey bonkers good. A Conspiracy thriller of people, and atoms.
My water bill just went up 60%. How the hell will people cope with this? They won’t, will they.
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My water bill just went up 60%. How the hell will people cope with this? They won’t, will they.
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Comedy = tragedy + time
Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme
Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme
October 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Comedy = tragedy + time
Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme
Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme
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Strictly are blowing it if they don't have big Tom Skinner do an Aguirre themed dance
September 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Strictly are blowing it if they don't have big Tom Skinner do an Aguirre themed dance
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My friend Tom quit fapping and his biology shifted. Skin cleared, jawline sharpened, posture fixed. Women sense his unbusted alpha frequency when he makes eye contact. Semen retention = testosterone recycling. Stop draining your power and unlock Alpha Mode.
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My friend Tom quit fapping and his biology shifted. Skin cleared, jawline sharpened, posture fixed. Women sense his unbusted alpha frequency when he makes eye contact. Semen retention = testosterone recycling. Stop draining your power and unlock Alpha Mode.
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Connery looks like you just said something mean about Cher
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
October 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Connery looks like you just said something mean about Cher
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
Does this have anything to do with the time that Tylenol roasted Trump at the 2011 Correspondent’s Dinner?
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Does this have anything to do with the time that Tylenol roasted Trump at the 2011 Correspondent’s Dinner?
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The reason they come for comedians early is that a comic license is surprisingly easy to revoke. You just have to stop laughing.
Comedy is about safety, spreading that feeling of safety, intimacy, shared values, group strength.
They don’t want you to feel safe. They want you to feel scared.
Comedy is about safety, spreading that feeling of safety, intimacy, shared values, group strength.
They don’t want you to feel safe. They want you to feel scared.
September 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The reason they come for comedians early is that a comic license is surprisingly easy to revoke. You just have to stop laughing.
Comedy is about safety, spreading that feeling of safety, intimacy, shared values, group strength.
They don’t want you to feel safe. They want you to feel scared.
Comedy is about safety, spreading that feeling of safety, intimacy, shared values, group strength.
They don’t want you to feel safe. They want you to feel scared.