russ
@russmendo.bsky.social
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texan in canada. writer and photographer. cannabis, Kansas City Chiefs, wine & gourmet cooking. man-about-the-house. sauncho. all views are metaphorically speaking, of course.
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russmendo.bsky.social
coffee
cannabis
yoga

my holy trinity.

hope you guys are having a decent morning.
russmendo.bsky.social
army running cadence might have influenced my love of scotch.

it was a developmental time for me.
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verucas-alt.bsky.social
Heavy on the weekend vibes.
russmendo.bsky.social
hamstring cramp
waking me up in the middle of the night
I guess it's morning
Coffee isn't brewed yet
I'm getting up
russmendo.bsky.social
donnie sold them the nuke designs, now they have an air base in the u.s.

we all know where this is headed, right?
russmendo.bsky.social
literally laughed out loud listening to George Straits' "all my exes live in Texas".

🎶'by transcendental mediation,
i go there each night'🎶

same, mr. Strait, same.
russmendo.bsky.social
i appreciate your game. thanks, tice.
russmendo.bsky.social
ah, you have successfully instigated an emotional response using your social media post.

however, the triggered emotional response isn't strong enough to warrant a reply.
russmendo.bsky.social
tell the counselor about my day-to-day.

"wow, it's okay, life sucks sometimes, you know? don't get down about it"

bruh, I want complaining, I was answering the question, I didn't think it was that bad.
a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
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russmendo.bsky.social
I should be a CEO.
russmendo.bsky.social
i do find myself thinking 'what would angry nug' say?

he would say 'let's smoke'

😆
russmendo.bsky.social
the state of journalism has a grown ass man, me, following teen vogue account.

smh.

def not a knock on the actual journalism going on at teen vogue, but a chastisement of every other 'journalist' out there collecting pay while having no back bone.
russmendo.bsky.social
describe your blueSky account with a single image.
two fingers hold a little nug of cannabis that is flipping the bird. two eyes and a frowny face have been added to the nug via computer graphics.
russmendo.bsky.social
multiple Superbowl winning coach bill not tough enough for college.
ollieconnolly.bsky.social
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
russmendo.bsky.social
I can only think of two women prettier than a clean cast-iron pan, and one of them is my momma.
russmendo.bsky.social
dog fighters are the worst. Poor little pugs.
destry.bsky.social
Punch anyone in the face who doesn't know the definition of pugilist.
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chaclo.blacksky.app
Aye, it’s time to turn the heat on.
russmendo.bsky.social
they don't care what Canadian border patrol does, u.s. border patrol just want access to Canada so they can disappear ppl from the Canadian side too.
russmendo.bsky.social
i hate the word 'wait' as a filler word.
russmendo.bsky.social
mister 'fuck your ring' himself.

i love it.
codyk.bsky.social
Tom Bombadil just because.
An illustration of Tom Bombadil from JRR Tolkien. Ol’ Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow. Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.