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Ryan Wittmann
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PIT->PSU->NYC->CT
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Dumb ideas and Miami, an inseparable combination
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
ryanwittmann.bsky.social
Cannot be overstated how brain dead our President is. Just completely out of it. Making the world a worse place every day out of spite
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 6d
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials: Dear Ambassador: President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state] “Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 PM
ryanwittmann.bsky.social
Just the dumbest group of people. Truly the worst, most embarrassing collection of idiots ever assembled
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12d
HUD Secretary Scott Turner: "100% of rental demand in California and New York is because of illegal immigration"
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
ryanwittmann.bsky.social
Fuck the Blocks. Pittsburgh hates you, you have no dignity to leave with
producertory.bsky.social Tory Wegerski @producertory.bsky.social · 17d
NEW: Publishers of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette announce they are shutting down the newspaper on May 3, 2026.

Hours ago, the Supreme Court of the US declined to extend a stay on a court order for the paper to pay its journalists following the end of a 3-year strike.
Wednesday, January 7, 2026 Post-Gazette to Publish Final Edition and Cease Operations May 3, 2026 Block Communications, Inc. and the Block family are saddened to announce that the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette plans to publish its final edition and cease operations on May 3, 2026. Over the past 20 years, Block Communications has lost more than $350 million in cash operating the Post-Gazette. Despite those efforts, the realities facing local journalism make continued cash losses at this scale no longer sustainable. Recent court decisions would require the Post-Gazette to operate under a 2014 labor contract that imposes on the Post-Gazette outdated and inflexible operational practices unsuited for today’s local journalism. We deeply regret the impact this decision will have on Pittsburgh and the surrounding region. The Block family is proud of the service the Post-Gazette has provided to Pittsburgh for nearly a century and will exit with their dignity intact. ###
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.

I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Oregon/Ole Miss/Miami: "spend a lot of money, tamper and get kids in the portal, that's how you win"

Indiana: "hire an old dude who smokes unfiltered cigarettes and has zero chill"
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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We need to continue to force OSU to play on NYE until morale improves
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Think bowl games need more one off rule changes to make things interesting. One game should be no punts. Flag football. Half field size. Skinny field goal posts. Beer miles. Let’s get weird
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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rincewind.run
here’s the 60 Minutes CECOT segment, which is temporarily available in Canada

you all know what to do
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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mattbrown.bsky.social
cool idea ESPN! I wonder if anything might have inspired you?
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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The Penguins have to be the worst 3rd period team in NHL history. Blown lead after blown lead
December 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ryanwittmann.bsky.social
Everything about this screams that republicans are gonna weekend at Bernie’s this dirtbag in the next six months
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · Dec 10
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Just when I think this can’t get any better. First they miss the playoff, now they’re gonna cry and take their ball home. This is too delicious, I might pass out
chrisvannini.com Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · Dec 7
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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So many things about college football are broken, but blaming JMU and Tulane is bull shit. Not their fault the ACC was lousy. So many problems would be fixed if the same two people weren’t in charge and just focused on money
a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Dysfunctional Teams I Root For Power Rankings:
1) Penn State ⬆️
2) Steelers ⬆️
3) Pirates ⬇️
4) Penguins ➡️

Congrats to the Pirates for falling to #3 by being just the same level of dysfunction as normal. Tough to top leaked audio of a players only meeting but excited to see them try
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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katmabu.bsky.social
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”

Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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aaronparnas.bsky.social
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Saying this on live TV is certifiably insane and should be grounds for forced resignation
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Nov 10
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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mikeelk.bsky.social
Weiss, who has spent more than 20 years living in New York City, has attempted to present as a scrappy "Pittsburgh girl".

However, he family inherited a high-end furniture store & large flooring company

paydayreport.com/bari-weiss-c...
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Baseball is a cruel mistress
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Slot fade to a TE to the short side of the field with another guy also out there? Thats the “fuck it this game is over let’s try some shit” play?
ryanwittmann.bsky.social Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · Nov 1
Very ready for Andy Kotelnicki to go back to the Big 12. All the eye candy in the world, absolutely no substance to his offense
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Very ready for Andy Kotelnicki to go back to the Big 12. All the eye candy in the world, absolutely no substance to his offense
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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First question to every coach interviewing for Penn State: do you know how to stop the QB run?
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
ryanwittmann.bsky.social
Honestly just put in the backups. Bench everyone. Make a point
October 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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We’re letting Oregon beat us twice. Pathetic
October 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM