jas🤓
@sadbutmakeitsexy.bsky.social
Ghetto goddess in the flesh.
The Halloween costume that I was supposed to wear ended up arriving the 1st of November (fuck you, Fashion Nova). I just tried it on last night and it is absolutely adorable. It’s probably for the best that it came late because they wouldn’t have been able to do shit with me!
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The Halloween costume that I was supposed to wear ended up arriving the 1st of November (fuck you, Fashion Nova). I just tried it on last night and it is absolutely adorable. It’s probably for the best that it came late because they wouldn’t have been able to do shit with me!
My best friend is like a golden retriever puppy. Super friendly, super cute. Me? A black cat that don’t fuck with nobody.
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My best friend is like a golden retriever puppy. Super friendly, super cute. Me? A black cat that don’t fuck with nobody.
I really love this Yeti mug.
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I really love this Yeti mug.
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The problem with ice cream sandwiches is you HAVE to eat two at a time. It’s in the instructions on the box.
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The problem with ice cream sandwiches is you HAVE to eat two at a time. It’s in the instructions on the box.
I hate you nigga let’s die
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I hate you nigga let’s die
Justin Timberlake: *singing about addiction on “Losing My Way”*
Me:
Me:
a young boy is dancing in a classroom while sitting at a table .
ALT: a young boy is dancing in a classroom while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Justin Timberlake: *singing about addiction on “Losing My Way”*
Me:
Me:
They named Stevie Wonder to be the GOAT in R&B. I agree. Robert Kelly don’t have shit in his catalogue better than “As.” NATHAN.
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 AM
They named Stevie Wonder to be the GOAT in R&B. I agree. Robert Kelly don’t have shit in his catalogue better than “As.” NATHAN.
The girls be racially ambiguous.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The girls be racially ambiguous.
She fuckin wit Benito 😂
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
She fuckin wit Benito 😂
I was not aware that they made those.
Are yall seriously telling me, you've never had a peach jolly rancher?????
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I was not aware that they made those.
Oh my.
That post Hysto be gripping like Psych Ward socks.
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh my.
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We always have to "move on for the good of the country" then watch elected leaders make the shocked Pikachu face when the same shit happens again.
Something that really stone grinds my grits, is knowing nobody in this administration will ever be held accountable for their actions.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We always have to "move on for the good of the country" then watch elected leaders make the shocked Pikachu face when the same shit happens again.
I’m starting this documentary series about the Tylenol murders.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m starting this documentary series about the Tylenol murders.
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someone called astrology “birthday racism” and i’ve been cackling ever since 😭
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
someone called astrology “birthday racism” and i’ve been cackling ever since 😭
Just learned recently that it’s not “yes to your mama” 😭
Other Beyoncé lyrics that are never changing:
“He so African and bold.” — Ring The Alarm
“I said yes to your mama and yes to you dating me.” — Yes
Any others?
“He so African and bold.” — Ring The Alarm
“I said yes to your mama and yes to you dating me.” — Yes
Any others?
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just learned recently that it’s not “yes to your mama” 😭
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Other Beyoncé lyrics that are never changing:
“He so African and bold.” — Ring The Alarm
“I said yes to your mama and yes to you dating me.” — Yes
Any others?
“He so African and bold.” — Ring The Alarm
“I said yes to your mama and yes to you dating me.” — Yes
Any others?
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Other Beyoncé lyrics that are never changing:
“He so African and bold.” — Ring The Alarm
“I said yes to your mama and yes to you dating me.” — Yes
Any others?
“He so African and bold.” — Ring The Alarm
“I said yes to your mama and yes to you dating me.” — Yes
Any others?
I hate when they get to talking about calorie deficits. One thing about me, I’m gonna eat.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I hate when they get to talking about calorie deficits. One thing about me, I’m gonna eat.
I should’ve taken that ground turkey out sooner to defrost. That brother starving. 🥲
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I should’ve taken that ground turkey out sooner to defrost. That brother starving. 🥲
I see a twist out in my future. The straight hair is great, but I’m not about to keep applying heat to maintain it.
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I see a twist out in my future. The straight hair is great, but I’m not about to keep applying heat to maintain it.
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I be on Wikipedia reading EVERYTHING 🤣
Wikipedia rabbit holes >>>>>>
Wikipedia rabbit holes >>>>>>
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I be on Wikipedia reading EVERYTHING 🤣
Wikipedia rabbit holes >>>>>>
Wikipedia rabbit holes >>>>>>
Pop that pussy fa ya man, bitch.
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Pop that pussy fa ya man, bitch.
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No.
I also feel like ppl should have stopped drinking henn a long time ago but whatever.
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
No.
I really had to block someone because they kept taking my pictures and making AI videos with them. I can’t believe this is a real thing.
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I really had to block someone because they kept taking my pictures and making AI videos with them. I can’t believe this is a real thing.
The car is back on the ground. I’m hoping everything is okay. 😭
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The car is back on the ground. I’m hoping everything is okay. 😭