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The Bearded Educator
@literarybeardo.blacksky.app
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Washed dad and trophy husband from Chicago living in New Orleans. All I got are dad jokes, sports takes, and revolution.
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 5h
Did you hit him with the
a man wearing a hat and glasses is making a funny face and saying lemme holla at u.
ALT: a man wearing a hat and glasses is making a funny face and saying lemme holla at u.
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 5h
Unsolicited Kilq pic
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 6h
Unsolicited Slick pic
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 6h
3 for me

I'm going to add a 6 option for @neauxladre.bsky.social
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3 or 4 for me.
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 6h
They should do like Carly Simon and to a charity auction where the winner gets to know the real meaning but has to sign a super ironclad confidentiality agreement.
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 7h
Any excuse to remind everyone of Seal's official statement about the meaning of his song.
Screenshot of a forum post from music artist Seal that says "I have avoided explaining these lyrics for over 25 years. I am not going to start doing it now."
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 8h
On second thought, it's Friday. Let it fly.
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 8h
a man in a suit and red tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers
Alt: a man in a suit and red tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers impatiently checking his watch and looking down the road
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 14h
Louisiana for catfish
Cholula for chicken
Crystal when I'm settling because that's what the restaurant has
Frank's only when I've lost all hope in everything forever
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Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 15h
You have a piece of catfish…. What hot sauce you putting on there
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 14h
*James Blunt voice*
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Salt&Pepper King 👑#blacksky @dropperofjewels.bsky.social · 15h
You're beautiful
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 17h
Too early. Not enough coffee for this.
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 17h
Up this morning and still feeling alright. Hope it stays this way.
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 17h
a woman wearing glasses and a giraffe print shirt is waving her hand in the dark .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a giraffe print shirt is waving her hand in the dark .
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 17h
Ostrich ass logic. They really think they snap with that "I don't see color" bullshit when the ENTIRE history of Black people in America is anchored in our color as decided by white people.
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 1d
My answer every time. An alt-racing masterpiece.
Cover art for the late-90s PlayStation video game Jet Moto. It features what appears to be a man in a yellow racist jumpsuit riding a vehicle built like a jet ski but flies/floats over surfaces
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 1d
Also got double-cheeked up with COVID/Flu shots today. Hope they're not kicking my butt tomorrow.
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 1d
You said
a man in a long black coat is standing in front of a large arrow .
ALT: a man in a long black coat is standing in front of a large arrow .
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 1d
Dub 2: Locked in with aiming on this one. Scooby provided great moral support. #BlackSkyGamers
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 1d
Back-to-back spooky skin dubs.

Dub 1: neither of us could hit the side of a barn with our revovlers for some reason. However, very few can lay the hammer better than I can. #BlackSkyGamers
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 1d
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 1d
I want to be on the traffic enforcement unit just so I can give tickets to people who turn left onto Carrollton off of Claiborne.
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 1d
Take your registration link and cram it. Mobilization does not require registration.
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Sapphire Papi @al-weighs.bsky.social · 1d
“You muzzled APPA!?”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d
Legacy media is such a fucking joke.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d
Following MTG's lengthy CNN sitdown interview, Wolf Blitzer tells her:

"You‘re a courageous politician, but more important, a loving mother. Thanks very much for coming in. We hope you‘ll come back here in the Situation Room."
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