The Bearded Educator
@literarybeardo.blacksky.app
Washed dad and trophy husband from Chicago living in New Orleans. All I got are dad jokes, sports takes, and revolution.
I was going to day Juicy Fruit by Mtume, but that's about the joys of knowing how to pick the freshest produce at the grocery store and sharing it with loved ones.
In honor of Thanksgiving being just days away
What’s a song that talks about food but we all know it ain’t really about no food?
What’s a song that talks about food but we all know it ain’t really about no food?
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I was going to day Juicy Fruit by Mtume, but that's about the joys of knowing how to pick the freshest produce at the grocery store and sharing it with loved ones.
Cracking the code to the vault, not to loot but to fill
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Cracking the code to the vault, not to loot but to fill
No. 41 on the Billboard chart but No. 1 in our hearts. #TheShuffle
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
No. 41 on the Billboard chart but No. 1 in our hearts. #TheShuffle
Still mad at that Fridge goal line TD. #TheShuffle
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Still mad at that Fridge goal line TD. #TheShuffle
The Patriots response video? #TheShuffle
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Patriots response video? #TheShuffle
Mike Singletary being the choreographer is absolutely hilarious. #TheShuffle
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mike Singletary being the choreographer is absolutely hilarious. #TheShuffle
What if I told you this was the second most embarrassing football play Leon Lett was a part of in 1993?
🏈 November 25, 1993: On Thanksgivin at a snowy Dallas, Texas. a 41-yard game-winning field goal attempt by Miami Dolphins’ Pete Stoyanovich was blocked. But Dallas Cowboys defender Leon Lett ran and touched the football, resulting in Miami’s re-possession and a game-winning 19-yard field goal.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What if I told you this was the second most embarrassing football play Leon Lett was a part of in 1993?
I hate when I go to the grocery store for Vanilla Bean ice cream and have to settle for Homemade Vanilla.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I hate when I go to the grocery store for Vanilla Bean ice cream and have to settle for Homemade Vanilla.
Pop when I'm anywhere outside of New Orleans, even in "soda" territory. Other than that, it's a col'drank.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Pop when I'm anywhere outside of New Orleans, even in "soda" territory. Other than that, it's a col'drank.
Looked closely at the Christmas decoration photo y'all keep re-skeeting. No sign verbiage on the buildings. Illegible license plates. Not a recognizable car logo in sight. On top of a design that no one would ever overlook. Stop spreading AI bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Looked closely at the Christmas decoration photo y'all keep re-skeeting. No sign verbiage on the buildings. Illegible license plates. Not a recognizable car logo in sight. On top of a design that no one would ever overlook. Stop spreading AI bullshit.
White boy in this grocery store, stop staring me down. Don't nobody want your flat booty girlfriend.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
White boy in this grocery store, stop staring me down. Don't nobody want your flat booty girlfriend.
Plugging my mask vendor
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November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Plugging my mask vendor
bonafidemasks.com
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“We’re the FBI and we’re here to investigate whether you committed a crime by urging people not to commit crimes.”
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“We’re the FBI and we’re here to investigate whether you committed a crime by urging people not to commit crimes.”
Yes, just not very quickly but I'm sprinting. Trust me.
If you’re 30+, can you do a full out sprint without hurting yourself?
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Yes, just not very quickly but I'm sprinting. Trust me.
Thought we were raking in that tariff dough, Ron? You know, the power Trump usurped from Congress that y'all refuse to take back.
Republican Sen. Ron Johnson (Wis.) says the country “can’t afford” President Trump’s proposal to send out $2,000 tariff “dividend” checks to working-class Americans to help them afford higher living expenses.
Senate Republican: ‘We can’t afford’ $2,000 tariff checks | WKRG.com
Republican Sen. Ron Johnson (Wis.), a leading fiscal hawk in the Senate, says the country “can’t afford” President Trump’s proposal to send out $2,000 tariff “dividend” checks to working-class Amer…
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November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thought we were raking in that tariff dough, Ron? You know, the power Trump usurped from Congress that y'all refuse to take back.
Zuckerberg is building a data center in Louisiana the size of Manhattan — while Meta runs ads about how small towns love their data centers, we found furious locals who plan to leave town completely.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Loose leaf green tea steeped for ten minutes. Add a tablespoon of honey for a nice flavor body.
11. Tea lovers, what is your favorite flavor of tea?
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Loose leaf green tea steeped for ten minutes. Add a tablespoon of honey for a nice flavor body.
There's no such thing as destiny. There's learning the tradewinds of life and how to navigate them to your maximal potential.
16. Is destiny something we write or is it something we are born with?
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
There's no such thing as destiny. There's learning the tradewinds of life and how to navigate them to your maximal potential.
In closing, fuck Chris Van Hollen and every elected official like him who thinks data centers have an actual role/purpose/place and the only thing that is a concern is "higher energy bills." Fuck him.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
In closing, fuck Chris Van Hollen and every elected official like him who thinks data centers have an actual role/purpose/place and the only thing that is a concern is "higher energy bills." Fuck him.
"Data centers are important for many reasons"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"Data centers are important for many reasons"
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"Data centers are important for many reasons"
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Data centers are important for many reasons BUT consumers should NOT have to pay higher bills to facilitate the huge amounts of electricity they eat up.
The richest companies on the planet are building these centers and they should bear the costs — not you.
The richest companies on the planet are building these centers and they should bear the costs — not you.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"Data centers are important for many reasons"
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Data centers are not important for any reason.
Data centers are important for many reasons BUT consumers should NOT have to pay higher bills to facilitate the huge amounts of electricity they eat up.
The richest companies on the planet are building these centers and they should bear the costs — not you.
The richest companies on the planet are building these centers and they should bear the costs — not you.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Data centers are not important for any reason.
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Scott Bessent on the administration's affordability plan: "We'll see. He's the president of solutions, and I'm sure that we will have a solution to this."
(Note the complete lack of pushback to this by Rebecca Quick and contrast with her recent attempted ambush of Hakeem Jeffries)
(Note the complete lack of pushback to this by Rebecca Quick and contrast with her recent attempted ambush of Hakeem Jeffries)
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Scott Bessent on the administration's affordability plan: "We'll see. He's the president of solutions, and I'm sure that we will have a solution to this."
(Note the complete lack of pushback to this by Rebecca Quick and contrast with her recent attempted ambush of Hakeem Jeffries)
(Note the complete lack of pushback to this by Rebecca Quick and contrast with her recent attempted ambush of Hakeem Jeffries)
Not my first, but I worked at The GAP my senior year.
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Not my first, but I worked at The GAP my senior year.
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