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Darren Ewing
@sadknob.bsky.social
writer. telly director. earned a few shiny things. scotland is home. i own a pub in ireland. working on a project in chicago. science. history. atheist. he/him/his. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

ALT: me holding a pencil & a blue butterfly
BNR: bogart & malone in "the big sleep" 1946
Pinned
"okay! i've got all the sheep! hallo?! boss?? I HAVE ALL THE SHEEP!"
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Keep the vision board simple and fun.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
hahahahaha!😀👇
Talking to your family at Thanksgiving is hard. Let @lesdoggg.bsky.social handle it
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Will you keep it down with all the working, I’m trying to sleep here!
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
if all of us jumped up at the same time and didnae tell trump, then maybe when we all landed he'd go flying off the planet.🤔
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Quote your art with glasses on
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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First they ignore you.

Then they attack you in the budget.

Etc.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
...tidiot.
Stupidest man alive has a thought.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”

Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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The 50 wealthiest families own more wealth than the bottom 50% of the population.

How can this Labour Government say this is a "cost of living" budget and refuse to tax the rich?

They care about protecting power and wealth. And cost of living is a buzz phrase for them. Dire.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Such a fun convo!
If you read about the disgusting sexual texts of RFK you can't unsee it. Don't worry @lizzwinstead.bsky.social
has given him a new name and I hope it sticks
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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So Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump really just want Mark Kelly to run for POTUS and humiliate JD Vance, right?

Bc that's the only explanation that actually makes sense.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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The always amazing @lizzwinstead.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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prepping for the family fighting holiday by doubling down on my opinion that pissed this site off the most: if you want cool things to continue to happen, you have to seek out, support, and show up for the cool things
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
listen to my podcast called "fuck podcasts" available wherever you get podcasts—the podcast shoppe or kiosk or whatever.

it's absolutely free wi' a paid subscription to my blog called "fuck blogs."

i'm gonna go read voltaire now to remind myself that everything has always been exactly this stupid.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
reading this idiotic report about the horrible murder of a child and her name's not in the headline (maria de la rosa) — just "a rising talent" and why are her or her mum's "instagram followers" at all relevant?

fuck you.

she was important without instagram followers you monstrous imbeciles.
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
i'd have named one of my weans "boaty mcboatface" but for all the hullabaloo.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
you know what's a fun and interesting thing to do?

follow the money.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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"okay, you act all mad—snort dirt everywhere. i'll jump in front of you and say 'stop!' i might call you something like 'fat ass' or 'dumbo.' you pretend to stomp me, but i'll hide behind your leg. then, when everyone runs away, we eat all the bananas and split. get it? banana split?! ha! let's go."
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i've several talented close friends biting their nails over the success or failure of "stranger things."

i am not familiar enough with the series to watch and know what's going on, but i hope you enjoy it so they will finally shut the hell up.

thanks in advance.🙂
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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After a long road trip across Saudi Arabia, my parents, my brother, and I finally stood before the Kaaba. We’ve travelled to many places in India and abroad, but reaching here was our greatest dream. Alhamdulillah for the strength and guidance that brought us to this moment.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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WATCH: Donald Trump is now personally helping revive his beloved Rush Hour franchise, according to new reporting.
Trump personally pushes 'Rush Hour 4' into gear: new report
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this fella. i'd have a pint wi' him for sure. two pints.
Pope Leo, the first U.S. leader of the Catholic Church, suggested that Americans should focus on gratitude as they sit around the dining table at the Thanksgiving holiday this year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“Well, like the Romans always say—E Pluribus Uranium.”

~Bugs Bunny
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM