Max’s grandda
@sado.bsky.social
the class of the working curses
wordsmith songsmith artsmith ex-X 🩵 unapologetically canadian, sorry
wordsmith songsmith artsmith ex-X 🩵 unapologetically canadian, sorry
Pinned
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at the age where I need someone to love me for my mind
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 AM
at the age where I need someone to love me for my mind
parody of a Tom Robinson song IYKYK
“Wish that i was in Cortina,
Doubles curling starts today…” 🥌🇮🇹
“Wish that i was in Cortina,
Doubles curling starts today…” 🥌🇮🇹
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
parody of a Tom Robinson song IYKYK
“Wish that i was in Cortina,
Doubles curling starts today…” 🥌🇮🇹
“Wish that i was in Cortina,
Doubles curling starts today…” 🥌🇮🇹
“Alternative Thought” 2017
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
“Alternative Thought” 2017
everybody’s got something to hide, except for me and my monkey
February 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
everybody’s got something to hide, except for me and my monkey
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Your vaganza is extra.
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Your vaganza is extra.
what are you looking forward to after the Bad Bunny show?
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
what are you looking forward to after the Bad Bunny show?
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this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
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Last person to leave Twitter has to hose down the DM rooms.
November 13, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Last person to leave Twitter has to hose down the DM rooms.
Amazon order desk: “why are Minnesotans buying leaf blowers in January?!”
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Amazon order desk: “why are Minnesotans buying leaf blowers in January?!”
had some questions, got the t-shirt
January 22, 2026 at 8:19 PM
had some questions, got the t-shirt
THIS MACHINE KILLS GOBLINS
January 22, 2026 at 12:29 AM
THIS MACHINE KILLS GOBLINS
here’s the asshole’s first somewhat-used trophy
a woman in a neon green dress is standing next to a man in a suit in front of american flags .
ALT: a woman in a neon green dress is standing next to a man in a suit in front of american flags .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
here’s the asshole’s first somewhat-used trophy
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British Ice Skating (BIS), the governing body for ice skating in the U.K., will allow same-sex pairs to compete starting in the 2026–27 season #NOH8
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
British Ice Skating (BIS), the governing body for ice skating in the U.K., will allow same-sex pairs to compete starting in the 2026–27 season #NOH8
“you are what you eat”
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“you are what you eat”
if 2025 were Paul Simonon’s bass
#WorkingForTheClampdown
#WorkingForTheClampdown
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
if 2025 were Paul Simonon’s bass
#WorkingForTheClampdown
#WorkingForTheClampdown
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
she’s a ten, but calls it a “hot water heater”
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
she’s a ten, but calls it a “hot water heater”
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If you're just going to be ridiculous I'll take my action figures and go home.
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you're just going to be ridiculous I'll take my action figures and go home.
trust me, bruh - whatever she does with her eyebrows, it ain’t for you
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
trust me, bruh - whatever she does with her eyebrows, it ain’t for you