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Perpetually annoyed.
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Can I smell your rose? Or whatever Thee Sacred Souls said
The literal most likely outcome, unfortunately
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2h
Missing Virginia high school football coach is wanted on child pornography possession and other charges related to soliciting a minor, police say
https://cnn.it/4oAMj9f
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You know what I don’t like… niggas 25+ who use twin in their everyday lexicon
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
You know the rules
Kill em all and keep moving
If I die today
It’d be a holiday
Waaaah
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
People being disappointed by Juelz Santana is how I know we are supremely cooked as a society
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Nicole Kitt is elite
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I have to much to offer to just exist like i currently do
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My mama raised a bitch, word to Vince Staples
So yall ain’t never smoked just a smidgen of crack? Caught a whiff of that bugga suga? Just a little dab of hairon? Nuffin? Not even out of curiosity? 👀
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Y’all think Gladys Knight was showing feet back in the day?
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I really need more tats, I need this torso idea out of my head and onto my body
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
(We knew Nike was running sweatshops in Southeast Asia long before this Phil Knight-Oregon GOP news. This shouldn’t be our 13th reason.)
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I think my friendship with who used to be my favorite person in the world has run its course, and I don’t want to process that
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans
It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hennessy infused devil eggs? 🤔🤔
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Got a phantom
Couple chargers
Ol crazy ass drop

Barney probably lose his mind
I’m laid up
With Baby Bop
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
That picture looked like I was advertising my bulge and i definitely wasn’t, skeetus deletus
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My nigga! I’m glad you said! I’m glad you have that position!
Them negging ass posts yal be puttin out are so damn annoying.
“If she breathes air she trouble”
man shut the fuck up.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I got my groove back
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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The Saints are a disgusting organization. Attempted to sign sexual predator DeShaun Watson (the owner personally flew on her private jet to recruit him), heavily involved in the cover up of Catholic church sexual abuse scandal, and now attempting to sign another sexual predator. Nuke the franchise.
The Saints are hosting a kicker tryout and former Pro Bowler Justin Tucker is among those invited, per me and Mike Garafolo

This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The new Phoenix Mercury logo is a two pack of ass
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Let me shower and go move some weight around
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
Matt Stoller: “..Trump & Mamdani defeated establishment in their own way, representing hunger of voters on the right & left who want something different. If those sides cd come together.. that would be a sea change in how we organize our political economy”.

www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-r...
Monopoly Round-Up: Why the Establishment Freaked Out Over a Mamdani-Trump Press Conference
Meta wins its antitrust case, there are now two fire truck antitrust claims, the stock market got wobbly, and Larry Summers was exiled from the establishment, at least for now.
www.thebignewsletter.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Boy Chaka Khan probably hit the streets harder than heroin in the 70s
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Also, this is one of the most pertinent reasons why I’m never touching a white woman… they got some (loud!) nasty people amongst their ranks
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM