Malcolm 🍕🍑
@saepuma.bsky.social
26 | 🏳️⚧️ | He/They | I Run With Maud 912 | Chicago but not really | 🇵🇸
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I’m like if Cher raided Malcolm’s & Dewey’s closet
February 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I’m like if Cher raided Malcolm’s & Dewey’s closet
Took a hit of Cousin’s pen and I need someone to play that “don’t bEElieve wHAt yoU sEe” TikTok audio so I can get scared
February 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Took a hit of Cousin’s pen and I need someone to play that “don’t bEElieve wHAt yoU sEe” TikTok audio so I can get scared
MS. SHIRLEY IS GONE WHOS GONNA FEED AND LOVE ALL THOSE THAT SHE LOVED
January 28, 2026 at 10:41 PM
MS. SHIRLEY IS GONE WHOS GONNA FEED AND LOVE ALL THOSE THAT SHE LOVED
Im too attached to twitter to delete it but I have basically zero traffic over here. Like I think I’ll post outrageous shit until they forcibly delete my account(s) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Im too attached to twitter to delete it but I have basically zero traffic over here. Like I think I’ll post outrageous shit until they forcibly delete my account(s) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I feel so tender to Erasurehead as it reminds me of my life during my early pregnancy years ago that came from unfortunate circumstances. Present or not it still affected my life after that moment
January 22, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I feel so tender to Erasurehead as it reminds me of my life during my early pregnancy years ago that came from unfortunate circumstances. Present or not it still affected my life after that moment
Erasurehead new comfort movie frfr
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Erasurehead new comfort movie frfr
Hey baby girl lemme slow blink at ya
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Hey baby girl lemme slow blink at ya
Rest in peace Cass Elliott you would’ve loved LOST
January 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Rest in peace Cass Elliott you would’ve loved LOST
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Orange Cassidy tonight on #AEWDynamite
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Orange Cassidy tonight on #AEWDynamite
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
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This helps nobody right now and if you see it please call it out.
Folks, please don't do this. Don't post AI-generated "unmasking" photos of the ICE agent who murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis.
This is not this man's real face. This is three completely different faces. You're not helping anyone by sharing these. You're just muddying the waters.
This is not this man's real face. This is three completely different faces. You're not helping anyone by sharing these. You're just muddying the waters.
January 8, 2026 at 1:47 AM
This helps nobody right now and if you see it please call it out.
TONGUE GUY IN THE OPPS DOJO CREW WHAT IS YOUR NAME
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
January 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
TONGUE GUY IN THE OPPS DOJO CREW WHAT IS YOUR NAME
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
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an underrated aspect of finishing LOST is now I have a whole world of @mega64official.bsky.social content to watch that ive had to avoid for a decade
January 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
an underrated aspect of finishing LOST is now I have a whole world of @mega64official.bsky.social content to watch that ive had to avoid for a decade
Kris Statlander and DAMAG3 having the same build is why I like women
#WorldsEndAEW
#WorldsEndAEW
December 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Kris Statlander and DAMAG3 having the same build is why I like women
#WorldsEndAEW
#WorldsEndAEW
Just finished LOST season 5 and I’m bout to kill myself fr this time
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Just finished LOST season 5 and I’m bout to kill myself fr this time
Josh Hutcherson is always in a situation
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Josh Hutcherson is always in a situation
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I hope JD Vance knows I hate him.
December 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I hope JD Vance knows I hate him.
It really dries my ass out how nobody in LOST knows how to do cpr correctly
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It really dries my ass out how nobody in LOST knows how to do cpr correctly
I had 1/4 of a Bang can and lemme tell ya. I feel like a fuckin post war housewife that was able to get so much shit done AND have dinner ready. Just got done with so much laundry we had sitting for a while. Caffeine has been the new coke.
Now where’s the moonshine?
Now where’s the moonshine?
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I had 1/4 of a Bang can and lemme tell ya. I feel like a fuckin post war housewife that was able to get so much shit done AND have dinner ready. Just got done with so much laundry we had sitting for a while. Caffeine has been the new coke.
Now where’s the moonshine?
Now where’s the moonshine?
Just said my Wife’s name out loud in the car and immediately started tearing up god I love her so much
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just said my Wife’s name out loud in the car and immediately started tearing up god I love her so much