Sam Ferguson
@samferguson.bsky.social
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"Pretty dumb for a smart guy." | he/him | center-left social democrat being pushed farther left by the day | turbo nerd
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davelevitan.bsky.social
“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument
samferguson.bsky.social
"(just ask Egypt, Iran, or Malaysia)" Or India, or Northern Ireland...you get my point.
samferguson.bsky.social
I wish the American Empire would follow its example. Like, you dumb fucks. We were supposed to collapse like our British predecessors, not give ourselves over to a tyrant like our Roman heroes. America's always empired incorrectly, but this may be the most incorrectly it's ever done so. (4/4)
samferguson.bsky.social
But the point is that over a period of just a few decades — a shockingly short amount of time, in imperial terms — it sort of slowly, (relatively) gently collapsed into a more-or-less modern, liberal democracy. (3/4)
samferguson.bsky.social
Now, that's a crazy oversimplification. The process was long and difficult, met with great resistance from British society and the British government, and was far from bloodless (just ask Egypt, Iran, or Malaysia). (2/4)
samferguson.bsky.social
The British Empire took a terrible toll on the human species — uncounted indignities and immeasurable suffering. But it did at least do one thing less-destructively than most other empires: When it fell apart, it mostly just liberalized until it stopped being an empire. (1/4)
samferguson.bsky.social
I've said this before after the first time I saw this, but I still maintain that "Brother, what are you ordering at Buffalo Wild Wings?" should be come dude short-hand for when your friend says something a little off-sides and needs to be gently checked.
samferguson.bsky.social
Don't threaten me with a good time, Thune.
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Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
samferguson.bsky.social
I wish I had a "sapience" knob that I could turn down just like, 10% every once in a while. Meta-cognition is overrated.
samferguson.bsky.social
He was sipping a Zero Sugar Vernors Ginger Soda, and listening to Of Monsters and Men. Because he’s a TOUGH CUSTOMER.
samferguson.bsky.social
2025-10-10 07:05 UTC: With autumn having finally arrived in his local area, having had his windows open for a little over 24 hours, and finding himself on the upswing of a minor head cold, Sam donned his Big Grey Hoodie™ for the first time in seven months. Mark it on your calendars, kids.
samferguson.bsky.social
A weird product of getting older: The almost Marge Simpson-like "hmmm" of disapproval with which I've always greeted unexpected and/or unwelcome events has deepened in pitch and become more resonant, so now it just sounds like I growl at things that upset me.
samferguson.bsky.social
Listen. If he's going to be the blood-thirsty ideological executor of MAGA's white nationalist agenda, we should at least make Stephen Miller wear those little round Himmler glasses.
samferguson.bsky.social
Much like "Closer," I find the most enjoyable part of "Terrible Lie" to be the end when the keyboards go completely ham. So insofar as that's concerned, it *can't* be too long (for me) 😆
samferguson.bsky.social
(I am not *from* any of those places, but I'm from *very near to* a couple of them.)
samferguson.bsky.social
Welcome to Indiana, where we specialize in this!

— Carmel = nope, we pronounce that "CAR-muhl"
— Lebanon = "LEB-uh-nuhn" (or more often, "LEB'nuhn")
— Russiaville = that's "ROOSH-ah-vil" to you
— Versailles = if you don't think we pronounce that "VER-sales", you're out of your goddamned mind
samferguson.bsky.social
I feel like most years, my album of the year is a toss-up between a blackened metal band that sounds like a fucking jet engine, and a quirky Icelandic pop band that sounds like several cartoon characters on psilocybin. Apparently I have *two* types, and they're both medium-unwell.
samferguson.bsky.social
OCTOBER is when we DIE from going to too many MEETINGS.
samferguson.bsky.social
Someone I know is going to be taking a Greek island cruise, including a stop on Crete. I joked that they should watch out for German paratroopers, and got crickets. Not sure "very regionally-specific WW2 trivia disguised as a joke" is as universal a laugh language as I'd like it to be.
samferguson.bsky.social
Oh for fuck's sake. It's not only possible to think that Nicolás Maduro is a bad dude AND it's illegal and immoral for America to throw missiles at speedboats, it's basically the only reasonable opinion. This is geopolitics, kids. Most of the time, both sides suck.
samferguson.bsky.social
Also: 'Mother Night'. The book's fantastic (<3 my boy Kurt V.), but the movie w/ Nick Nolte isn't half bad. My point is that there are ways to explore how you might feel if you do nothing while everything burns, and to think about your relationship with moral evil.
samferguson.bsky.social
(Also: I have no solution for this feeling. I cycle through phases each day. Heavy engagement and semi-constructive outrage, then distract myself with work, then distract myself with entertainment, rinse/repeat. So it's not like I'm actually helping.)