Sam Ferguson
@samferguson.bsky.social
"Pretty dumb for a smart guy." | he/him | center-left social democrat being pushed farther left by the day | turbo nerd
I find it unacceptably creepy that U.S. cabinet agencies are plastering their official social media with stylized photos of President Trump, exaggerated claims of his accomplishments, and performative nationalist slogans. (1/3)
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I find it unacceptably creepy that U.S. cabinet agencies are plastering their official social media with stylized photos of President Trump, exaggerated claims of his accomplishments, and performative nationalist slogans. (1/3)
Attention: The first Irn-Bru of Christmas has been opened. I repeat: The first Irn-Bru of Christmas has been opened.
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Attention: The first Irn-Bru of Christmas has been opened. I repeat: The first Irn-Bru of Christmas has been opened.
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaar… 🎵
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaar… 🎵
The Sandwiches of History guy did liverwurst on his show for the first time today. So obviously I was obliged to weigh in.
youtu.be/K9loArejGIo?...
youtu.be/K9loArejGIo?...
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The Sandwiches of History guy did liverwurst on his show for the first time today. So obviously I was obliged to weigh in.
youtu.be/K9loArejGIo?...
youtu.be/K9loArejGIo?...
"a small group of misguided State Senators" = a majority of the Republicans in the Indiana Senate
Braun's so desperate to be the next GOP governor to be Trump's pet that he's not letting this go even now, when his own party kicked his ass in the Senate today by a huge margin.
Braun's so desperate to be the next GOP governor to be Trump's pet that he's not letting this go even now, when his own party kicked his ass in the Senate today by a huge margin.
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
"a small group of misguided State Senators" = a majority of the Republicans in the Indiana Senate
Braun's so desperate to be the next GOP governor to be Trump's pet that he's not letting this go even now, when his own party kicked his ass in the Senate today by a huge margin.
Braun's so desperate to be the next GOP governor to be Trump's pet that he's not letting this go even now, when his own party kicked his ass in the Senate today by a huge margin.
Listen. The tiny scientists that live inside the janky app I use to track my nutrition says cheeseburger is okay. I can’t argue with the tiny scientists.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Listen. The tiny scientists that live inside the janky app I use to track my nutrition says cheeseburger is okay. I can’t argue with the tiny scientists.
Listen here, Tim Apple. I don’t tell you how to keep your demons at bay, alright?
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Listen here, Tim Apple. I don’t tell you how to keep your demons at bay, alright?
Well that's just poorly-timed.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Well that's just poorly-timed.
My boss just asked me to be the "arbiter of process" for something. Now I just need an excuse to say "You may test that assumption at your convenience".
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My boss just asked me to be the "arbiter of process" for something. Now I just need an excuse to say "You may test that assumption at your convenience".
So how's everybody else's first playthrough of 'The Outer Worlds 2' going? 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
So how's everybody else's first playthrough of 'The Outer Worlds 2' going? 🤣
Reading comments on local media's posts usually makes me sad. My fellow Hoosiers tend to be underinformed and incapable of nuance. But sometimes they express a singular truth with such eloquence that it stuns me. Behold.
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Reading comments on local media's posts usually makes me sad. My fellow Hoosiers tend to be underinformed and incapable of nuance. But sometimes they express a singular truth with such eloquence that it stuns me. Behold.
Not bad for a lazy Sunday.
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Not bad for a lazy Sunday.
Nailbomb are touring again, although sadly not in the U.S. (yet). Think I'll pick one of these up for my vest anyway, just in case.
October 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Nailbomb are touring again, although sadly not in the U.S. (yet). Think I'll pick one of these up for my vest anyway, just in case.
"If you see this, post a concert pic you took (if you feel like it)"
Mr. Bungle, Murat Egyptian Room, 2024-05-16
Mr. Bungle, Murat Egyptian Room, 2024-05-16
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"If you see this, post a concert pic you took (if you feel like it)"
Mr. Bungle, Murat Egyptian Room, 2024-05-16
Mr. Bungle, Murat Egyptian Room, 2024-05-16
Like. Read up on what's happening on NATO's eastern flank, and the whole time try to keep in your mind that this is the dude running the Pentagon right now.
September 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Like. Read up on what's happening on NATO's eastern flank, and the whole time try to keep in your mind that this is the dude running the Pentagon right now.
This is a real thing I just told my brother, and in these darkest of times never let it be said that I lost my sense of humor.
September 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is a real thing I just told my brother, and in these darkest of times never let it be said that I lost my sense of humor.
I mean, these days.
September 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I mean, these days.
"Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains"
September 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains"
🎵 And so I wake in the morning 🎶
🎶 And I step outside 🎵
🎵 And I take a deep breath 🎶
🎶 And I get real high 🎵
🎵 And I scream from the top of my lungs... 🎶
🎶 And I step outside 🎵
🎵 And I take a deep breath 🎶
🎶 And I get real high 🎵
🎵 And I scream from the top of my lungs... 🎶
September 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🎵 And so I wake in the morning 🎶
🎶 And I step outside 🎵
🎵 And I take a deep breath 🎶
🎶 And I get real high 🎵
🎵 And I scream from the top of my lungs... 🎶
🎶 And I step outside 🎵
🎵 And I take a deep breath 🎶
🎶 And I get real high 🎵
🎵 And I scream from the top of my lungs... 🎶
I can't tell if this is what you're listening to tonight, or if you're just doing a very good impression of my WinAmp readout c. 2000.
August 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I can't tell if this is what you're listening to tonight, or if you're just doing a very good impression of my WinAmp readout c. 2000.