Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump)
@sammylou.bsky.social
Hotdog enthusiast
Go Bills 🦬
¡Verde Listos! 🌳
Come on you Irons 🫧 ⚒️
@ladyreezy and I are not the same person but we're both awesome 😎
Austin, TX
Go Bills 🦬
¡Verde Listos! 🌳
Come on you Irons 🫧 ⚒️
@ladyreezy and I are not the same person but we're both awesome 😎
Austin, TX
Pinned
I'm proud of @sammylou.bsky.social this year and always.
😭😭😭💗💗💗 my sissy, y'all. I love her so much.
Sweet fuckin jayzus we're getting discharged!!!
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sweet fuckin jayzus we're getting discharged!!!
I know I'm a bad wife, I left Pete at the hospital at noon to go buy color for work and pick up our groceries and he's STILL not even close to being discharged. IM NOT GOING BACK UP THERE TO SIT AND DO FUCK ALL
December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I know I'm a bad wife, I left Pete at the hospital at noon to go buy color for work and pick up our groceries and he's STILL not even close to being discharged. IM NOT GOING BACK UP THERE TO SIT AND DO FUCK ALL
Idk what it is about McAfee today but he looks fuckin unhinged
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Idk what it is about McAfee today but he looks fuckin unhinged
Pete: Yesterday we split a cheesesteak cuz my stomach was messed up but I can eat a whole big one myself normally. Big naturals.....cheesesteaks.
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Pete: Yesterday we split a cheesesteak cuz my stomach was messed up but I can eat a whole big one myself normally. Big naturals.....cheesesteaks.
Aye yi yi. Pete has acute appendicitis and we're at the ER. 😮💨
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Aye yi yi. Pete has acute appendicitis and we're at the ER. 😮💨
Pete n' Scrambles
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Pete n' Scrambles
Gonna take my husband to the oncologist and afterwards we get to go to the cheesesteak place in RR!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gonna take my husband to the oncologist and afterwards we get to go to the cheesesteak place in RR!!!!
Its the Super Bowl of hair and my back fucking HURTS.
December 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Its the Super Bowl of hair and my back fucking HURTS.
The chili turned out SOOOO good!
Used my husband's smoothie blender to blend up some beans for my white bean chili 🤫 I answer to no god.
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The chili turned out SOOOO good!
I GOT A B IN THIS CLASS Y'ALL AND MY OVERALL GPA FOR THIS SEMESTER WAS A 3 POINT MOTHERFUCKIN 8!!!! 💃💃💃
I'm pretty sure I passed my math class with a 77 so like.....praise the lord
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I GOT A B IN THIS CLASS Y'ALL AND MY OVERALL GPA FOR THIS SEMESTER WAS A 3 POINT MOTHERFUCKIN 8!!!! 💃💃💃
Used my husband's smoothie blender to blend up some beans for my white bean chili 🤫 I answer to no god.
December 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Used my husband's smoothie blender to blend up some beans for my white bean chili 🤫 I answer to no god.
Re-potted some friends. I know its stupid to repot aloe and mother of thousands but I hate to kill a plant. Also, look at my peperomia caperata!! 😍💓🪴
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Re-potted some friends. I know its stupid to repot aloe and mother of thousands but I hate to kill a plant. Also, look at my peperomia caperata!! 😍💓🪴
The dictionary comin out with some bangers this morning
They're saying they want to drop MWTV because we showed over 400 definitions of the word ‘set’ on our hit show “High Definition.” If you love MWTV shows, it's time to tell Spectrum, "No."
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The dictionary comin out with some bangers this morning
Woah woah woah they didn't have to do Rivers like that with the retirement home graphic hoooooly shit
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Woah woah woah they didn't have to do Rivers like that with the retirement home graphic hoooooly shit
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Milano is the only guy I trust to thrive at alligator wrestling school
December 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Milano is the only guy I trust to thrive at alligator wrestling school
Back on my bullshit. Go Bills. Fix yourselves.
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Back on my bullshit. Go Bills. Fix yourselves.
Look at what my cute clients got me 😭 Sneppy!
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Look at what my cute clients got me 😭 Sneppy!
WEMBYS BACK BABY
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
WEMBYS BACK BABY
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Well well well. If it isn’t the giggle brothers
December 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Well well well. If it isn’t the giggle brothers
I'm having my siblings over tonight for a holiday happy hour and I'm really excited 🩷
December 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm having my siblings over tonight for a holiday happy hour and I'm really excited 🩷
I'm pretty sure I passed my math class with a 77 so like.....praise the lord
December 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm pretty sure I passed my math class with a 77 so like.....praise the lord
Jesus christ. 3 more haircuts to go. I'm beat.
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Jesus christ. 3 more haircuts to go. I'm beat.
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Oh my, look at all that grass coming up...Good news for this cottontail and everyone else in the desert...(Photos: Sicco Rood).
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh my, look at all that grass coming up...Good news for this cottontail and everyone else in the desert...(Photos: Sicco Rood).