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Samwise

Samwise

@samwise.bsky.social

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[Milhouse Eyebrows] (he/him) Aotearoa

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Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Jan 7

You’re a real keeper. Love you, gorgeous. 😘

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Nov 7

A great dog, a fantastic beer, lovely friends, and… you 😘♥️

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Jun 9

Saw Transmission Beta at Circa last night. Magnificent. Challenging. Fantastic cast.

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Dec 12

In typical Wellington fashion it is rather overcast ☹️

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Oct 23

They did! Chased down 282 and only lost two wickets. Sublime.

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Oct 23

Held their catches, then batted brilliantly. 👏🏼

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Sep 22

I’ve been laid low with strep throat this week, which means no smooches.
Bell and I are now acutely aware of how often we kiss 😂

The pain is real.

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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · Sep 16

Phenomenal interview by Rebecca Wright, who absolutely roasts Luxon’s financial chestnuts until they pop. Stand clear of the fireplace! 🌰🔥🤯

Boy, that circular, hollow, details-free insistence on knowing numbers, having the best numbers, etc, is something else. #nzpol www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCr...

National Leader Christopher Luxon pre-election interview: Tax, criticism, coalitions -Newshub Nation

National Party Leader Christopher Luxon's extended pre-election interview ahead of New Zealand's general election. Rebecca Wright asks him about National's f...

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Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Sep 14

Mammatus clouds!

Moody sky with rather rare mammatus clouds!

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Sep 13

My only beef is it took this long.

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Sep 13

Post a bird to celebrate 1 million Bluesky users.

2009 was a dark and confusing time 😵‍💫

A crouching fellow stares into the camera. His left eyebrow is cocked. For some reason a pigeon is standing on his outstretched hand. It’s all very strange.

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Sep 10

I had two fully clothed on top of bed naps in the sun this weekend.

It was glorious.

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Sep 8

Something blue from my photo gallery

Reflection of palms in a pool, heading towards dusk.

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Sep 7

WTAF‽ Given I’m currently NOT playing Starfield (Fallout in space) on my PS5 I ask you, what is the point!‽

Sony’s egregious new pricing for Playstation Plus Extra… $223.95 for 12 months.

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Sep 7

Crumpet! Where buttery nights begin and end.

Stone cold hot babe that is bellofthebird behind a Violent Beauregard (Ruby), a Death in the Afternoon (gold), and the filthiest, I just fucked a priest, Martini (front).

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Sep 2

Nature really flicked the spring switch in Pōneke, huh? Frickin gorgeous day! All the tui and lawn mowers are popping off!

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Aug 29

Damn I miss living on the farm.

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Aug 29

The asthmatic in me is having a moment 😵‍💫

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Aug 29

Saaaame. Surprised to not discover you on our couch!

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Aug 29

The roundest of birds!

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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · Aug 29

Two women in front of a 'Get NZ Back on Track' billboard pointing and yelling at a cat on a fence

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Aug 28

At a dogs birthday party in a bar on a Monday. Questioning everything right now. 😂

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social · Aug 20

renaming my clothes dryer & now it’s a clothes microwave. this pleases me more than calling the hall cupboard the towel pantry.

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Aug 19

Boom, crash, bang! That was some wicked thunder and lightning in the wee small hours 🌩️

Samwise @samwise.bsky.social · Aug 18

No lies detected!