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Samwise
@samwise.bsky.social
[Milhouse Eyebrows]
(he/him)
Aotearoa
Saw Transmission Beta at Circa last night. Magnificent. Challenging. Fantastic cast.
June 9, 2024 at 6:31 AM
I’ve been laid low with strep throat this week, which means no smooches.
Bell and I are now acutely aware of how often we kiss 😂

The pain is real.
September 22, 2023 at 10:06 PM
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Phenomenal interview by Rebecca Wright, who absolutely roasts Luxon’s financial chestnuts until they pop. Stand clear of the fireplace! 🌰🔥🤯

Boy, that circular, hollow, details-free insistence on knowing numbers, having the best numbers, etc, is something else. #nzpol www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCr...
National Leader Christopher Luxon pre-election interview: Tax, criticism, coalitions -Newshub Nation
National Party Leader Christopher Luxon's extended pre-election interview ahead of New Zealand's general election. Rebecca Wright asks him about National's f...
www.youtube.com
September 16, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Mammatus clouds!
September 14, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Post a bird to celebrate 1 million Bluesky users.

2009 was a dark and confusing time 😵‍💫
September 13, 2023 at 10:42 AM
I had two fully clothed on top of bed naps in the sun this weekend.

It was glorious.
September 10, 2023 at 7:58 AM
Something blue from my photo gallery
September 8, 2023 at 9:29 AM
Crumpet! Where buttery nights begin and end.
September 7, 2023 at 8:05 AM
Nature really flicked the spring switch in Pōneke, huh? Frickin gorgeous day! All the tui and lawn mowers are popping off!
September 2, 2023 at 12:08 AM
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August 29, 2023 at 9:09 AM
At a dogs birthday party in a bar on a Monday. Questioning everything right now. 😂
August 28, 2023 at 7:00 AM
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renaming my clothes dryer & now it’s a clothes microwave. this pleases me more than calling the hall cupboard the towel pantry.
August 20, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Boom, crash, bang! That was some wicked thunder and lightning in the wee small hours 🌩️
August 19, 2023 at 7:03 PM
I walked into that massage an unbelievable ball of stress. Walked out a new human. ♥️
August 16, 2023 at 6:30 AM
More good native bird news!

After 150-year absence the cry of the kiwi reaches Karori in Wellington https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/495507/after-150-year-absence-the-cry-of-the-kiwi-reaches-karori-in-wellington ♥️
After 150-year absence the cry of the kiwi reaches Karori in Wellington
The rare sound of kiwi calling is returning to western Wellington suburbs after 150 years.
www.rnz.co.nz
August 11, 2023 at 11:45 PM
It warms the heart to read the average annual counts in Te Whanganui-a-Tara of kākā have increased by 260%, kererū by 200%, tūī by 85% and pīwakawaka by 49%. ♥️

https://wellington.govt.nz/news-and-events/news-and-information/our-wellington/2023/08/bird-survey-2023
August 11, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Rain, sleet and a little touch of snow in Karori this morning. #kiwi
August 9, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Barista: Hey, great badge!
Samwise: Yeah! Thanks.
B: You were wearing a different one last time though, eh? Blue mushrooms!
S: Yeah!
B: I found her on Instagram. She’s so talented.
S: @pepperraccoon.bsky.social is a great human, too.
B: I bought a bunch.
S: Excellent ☺️
August 8, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Stardew Valley co-op time with @bellofthebird.bsky.social
August 5, 2023 at 2:15 AM
More merino layers than a sheep
August 2, 2023 at 8:34 PM
It’s Tuesday evening. I am about to step onto the court for some tennis and much needed physical exertion.

Dear readers, this week has already been to long. 🤦🏽‍♂️
August 1, 2023 at 6:55 AM
A day off. Heading into town for a massage and the Barbie movie. Let’s fucking go!
July 28, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Candy floss vapourware sunrise.
July 26, 2023 at 7:32 PM
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Every time I pop back on here there is a new crisis of bluesky that everyone is in the late stages of posting about.
July 14, 2023 at 7:58 AM
Her as we’re paying: When we get home…
Me: Yes! But it’s a long way to home.
Her on the bus: Bitch, I shaved these legs…!
Me: 😳
July 13, 2023 at 11:46 AM