turd ferguson
@sands.bsky.social
a disappointment to my parents, and also to your parents
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turd ferguson
@sands.bsky.social
· Nov 30
Okay who wants to buy me the 10-lb Toblerone bar you can get off Amazon for $119.95
Si vous voulez apprendre français—si, par exemple, les États-Unis sont un cauchemar dont vous n'arrivez pas à vous réveiller et que vous voulez partir avec tout votre coeur, contactez-moi. je vais t'aider. 😘😘
Okay, every other Monday I have a bunch of mindless tasky administrative stuff to do, today was that Monday for me. While I was doing this, I listened to a French podcast and now can count to 100, have some vocab, a couple grammar rules. I think I can maybe do this!
February 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Si vous voulez apprendre français—si, par exemple, les États-Unis sont un cauchemar dont vous n'arrivez pas à vous réveiller et que vous voulez partir avec tout votre coeur, contactez-moi. je vais t'aider. 😘😘
It’s genuinely wild to see the people who stand so firmly with Isnotreal get up on a platform and just brazenly do the n@zi salute
February 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s genuinely wild to see the people who stand so firmly with Isnotreal get up on a platform and just brazenly do the n@zi salute
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The official car of adults who say “frickin’”
I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious, I’m dead 😂😂
February 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The official car of adults who say “frickin’”
LOLLLL his tiny little thumb sticking up on his tiny little hand
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
LOLLLL his tiny little thumb sticking up on his tiny little hand
I got a new phone which means I lost TikTok and I cannot convey my level of devastation. I’m walking around playing Sarah McLaughlin’s In The Arms of An Angel on repeat. Please send condolences.
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I got a new phone which means I lost TikTok and I cannot convey my level of devastation. I’m walking around playing Sarah McLaughlin’s In The Arms of An Angel on repeat. Please send condolences.
I need TERFs to understand that neither their acceptance, nor their approval, nor even their mere *understanding* are prerequisites to trans people’s right to exist and to live well.
The level of ego required to fuel transphobia is genuinely staggering.
The level of ego required to fuel transphobia is genuinely staggering.
February 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I need TERFs to understand that neither their acceptance, nor their approval, nor even their mere *understanding* are prerequisites to trans people’s right to exist and to live well.
The level of ego required to fuel transphobia is genuinely staggering.
The level of ego required to fuel transphobia is genuinely staggering.
Elevators are DEI
Left-handed scissors are DEI
Menstrual products & changing tables in bathrooms are DEI
Accessible parking spots & bathroom stalls are DEI
Voice commands at crosswalks are DEI
If you hate DEI that’s one thing but if you think it’s synonymous w Black people just say you’re racist.
Left-handed scissors are DEI
Menstrual products & changing tables in bathrooms are DEI
Accessible parking spots & bathroom stalls are DEI
Voice commands at crosswalks are DEI
If you hate DEI that’s one thing but if you think it’s synonymous w Black people just say you’re racist.
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Elevators are DEI
Left-handed scissors are DEI
Menstrual products & changing tables in bathrooms are DEI
Accessible parking spots & bathroom stalls are DEI
Voice commands at crosswalks are DEI
If you hate DEI that’s one thing but if you think it’s synonymous w Black people just say you’re racist.
Left-handed scissors are DEI
Menstrual products & changing tables in bathrooms are DEI
Accessible parking spots & bathroom stalls are DEI
Voice commands at crosswalks are DEI
If you hate DEI that’s one thing but if you think it’s synonymous w Black people just say you’re racist.
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Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.
February 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.
Wow. I love January so much. Especially this one. What’s not to love about a month that’s 87 days long. I mean, wow. Love that. So cool. Sooo cool
January 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wow. I love January so much. Especially this one. What’s not to love about a month that’s 87 days long. I mean, wow. Love that. So cool. Sooo cool
immigrant here, can confirm 😌💅
January 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
immigrant here, can confirm 😌💅
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Your email finds me eating shredded parmesan with a fork
January 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Your email finds me eating shredded parmesan with a fork
Beef jerky is cow raisins pass it on
January 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Beef jerky is cow raisins pass it on
I…cannot believe they didn’t know this from the jump. I stg we live in the stupidest timeline.
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I…cannot believe they didn’t know this from the jump. I stg we live in the stupidest timeline.
Do veneers only come in font size 16 or what
January 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Do veneers only come in font size 16 or what
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NEW: I've obtained internal Meta docs revealing an array of sample posts that are now allowed under new hate speech rules. Examples include calling children "trannies," “Jews are flat out greedier than Christians," and “immigrants are grubby, filthy pieces of shit”
theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...
theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...
Leaked Meta Rules: Users Are Free to Post “Mexican Immigrants Are Trash!” or “Trans People Are Immoral”
Facebook now allows attacks on immigrants and trans people, and posts like “Mexican immigrants are trash!” and “I’m a proud racist.”
theintercept.com
January 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
NEW: I've obtained internal Meta docs revealing an array of sample posts that are now allowed under new hate speech rules. Examples include calling children "trannies," “Jews are flat out greedier than Christians," and “immigrants are grubby, filthy pieces of shit”
theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...
theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...
Pay attention to how many people who’ve said nothing about Gaza who are lamenting for the people in and around LA.
January 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Pay attention to how many people who’ve said nothing about Gaza who are lamenting for the people in and around LA.
Happy Boxing Day, bbs! Today is there day when you put all your z!0nist relatives inside a box and put them out to the curb
December 26, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Happy Boxing Day, bbs! Today is there day when you put all your z!0nist relatives inside a box and put them out to the curb
I’ll readily admit that I’m inconsistent at masking lately, but never would I set foot inside an airport or medical clinic w/o one. So here at the airport I’m not judging the throngs of unmasked ppl so much as I am confounded at how passively willing one can be to pick up a global salad of illnesses
December 14, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I’ll readily admit that I’m inconsistent at masking lately, but never would I set foot inside an airport or medical clinic w/o one. So here at the airport I’m not judging the throngs of unmasked ppl so much as I am confounded at how passively willing one can be to pick up a global salad of illnesses
I almost got kidnapped today so anyway hello from someone who did not get kidnapped!
👋🏼🫠
👋🏼🫠
December 13, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I almost got kidnapped today so anyway hello from someone who did not get kidnapped!
👋🏼🫠
👋🏼🫠
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It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
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Trump announces that billionaires no longer have to comply with environmental regulations
December 11, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Trump announces that billionaires no longer have to comply with environmental regulations
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so yeah THIS IS INSANE
December 10, 2024 at 1:14 AM
so yeah THIS IS INSANE